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SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Ash, the MC, was reincarnated, as usual. And even became a demon with outstanding talent and an exceptionally long lifespan. Although from the moment he was born he became an orphan with both parents still alive, forced to fend for himself, needing to be wary of both his own kind and humans, it did not matter. At least when he suddenly turned three, he gained a system. Even if that system turned out to be unexpectedly hard to use. Still, it sent him back into the past, letting him befriend Frieren and become the junior disciple of the founder of human magic. But he soon discovered that this friend held no small prejudice against demonkind. It was fine. Thankfully, the cousin he had known since birth, Aura, had already made a name for herself. It was just that… he used to order her around a lot when they were young, so their relationship was a little umm... subtle. That was not the biggest problem either. He even met the strongest hero, although, he died a bit too early. Bouncing back and forth between humans and demons like this, he gradually realized that neither side was really reliable. “There’s no helping it. I’ll just have to rely on myself.” He set a new life goal for himself: kill the current Demon King and become the new Demon King. At least, that was the plan. [Worlds: “Frieren: A Journey Beyond the End”, “I Am a Spider, So What?”, "Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation"] [Schedule: 1 Chapter/Day(2000+ Words)] [TAGS: #Adventure #Slow-Paced #Light-Hearted #Comedy #Time-Travel #System #Hard-Working-MC]

"Mr. You Xuan, many people believe that the current state of the dueling world has become increasingly unhealthy, with heavy trap decks and overly defensive strategies dominating the mainstream. As the new King of Duelists, how do you respond to claims that this negative trend was sparked by you?" a journalist asked during an interview. "Slander! Pure slander!" You Xuan angrily responded to the accusation. "How can they say I’m the one who led this trend astray? Dueling has always been like this!" --------------- If you want early access to +100 Advance chapters and to support the continuation of this story, consider subscribing to my Patreon. Your support means a lot and helps me bring more great content to you! Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

I am Yu Zhun, an Assassin. My talent is [Open and Aboveboard]. As long as I conduct assassinations in an open and aboveboard manner, I can achieve a 100% One-Hit Kill effect. My self-introduction is over, so are you ready? I am about to start killing you.

Zheng Jun crosses into the Great Zhou Dynasty, becoming an arresting official at the County Government Office. In this precarious Great Zhou Dynasty, Zheng Jun only wishes for a lifetime of peace, training martial arts and managing his family. Luckily, in his Dantian Qi Sea, there is the Great Tao Martial Book, which allows him to borrow the Fruit of the Future to obtain Great Success Martial Arts in the blink of an eye. No matter what astonishing martial arts, secret techniques, or inheritances, once acquired, they can be understood! What do you mean by powers not belonging to me? I'm merely enjoying the results first and making up for the process of cultivation later. Thus, a bold idea emerged in Zheng Jun's mind. "Loan another Divine Technique, and I shall break through the void!"

My attempt to transmigrate to a Xianxia World failed. When I opened my eyes, I had unexpectedly become a little child and was even attending kindergarten. With no other choice, I could only deceive the system and pretend to be doing Cultivation. 【Today, on the road, you encountered a fairy descending from the mountain. You must find a way to obtain the Pure Yang Treasure Pill in her hands.】 Lin Zhengran stared at the milk candy in his childhood sweetheart's hand. "Give me the candy. Do you need to go to the bathroom? I'll call the teacher for you." The little girl, bewildered, placed the candy into Lin Zhengran's hand. "The candy is for you..." 【Congratulations! You have obtained the Pure Yang Treasure Pill from the fairy's hands without lifting a single finger!】

Reborn as a mosquito? Got a system that makes you stronger by sucking blood? Regarding this start, Chu Sheng was a bit silent. I've already become a mosquito, how much stronger can I possibly get? But no matter what, I have to give it a try... Chu Sheng randomly flew into a room, and unexpectedly, there was a stunningly beautiful girl inside. Not bad! I'll suck her blood! ... Gu Yuexi, an Emperor-Level Beast Tamer, the Empress of the Human Race! In her previous life, she only started on the path of Beast Taming at the age of sixty, and her first Contracted Beast was merely of a Low-Level Bloodline, leading to an unstable foundation and her perishing in a heavenly tribulation. Reborn at the age of eighteen, she must become a Beast Tamer at the first opportunity! She bankrupted her family to buy a High-Level Bloodline Demon Beast and prepared for the Blood Covenant ritual! Just as she was about to sign the Blood Covenant with this Demon Beast, a mosquito landed on her leg and took a mouthful of her blood!! "..." "My name is Gu Yuexi. In this life, it seems I'm ruined..."

It is well known that while most Evil Skills can be mastered quickly, they are accompanied by immense side effects. A slight misstep and you could drive yourself insane or get yourself killed. But what if the side effects could be transferred to your enemies? How exhilarating would it be to cultivate Evil Skills then? In any case, Zou Feng, who transmigrated here, is already having the time of his life. The most evil, most venomous, and most morally corrupt Cultivation Skills? Bring them all on. This Poison Skill will make your entire body fester and become unrecognizable? Cultivate it! Cultivating this Skill will cause you to lose your sanity and become worse than a beast? Cultivate it! A Cultivation Skill that ensures you won't live for more than a year upon mastery? Cultivate it!

Xiao Chen transmigrated to a crisis-ridden, demon-infested cultivation world. With ordinary aptitude and no background, he could only become the lowest-level Servant Disciple of the Li Huo Sect, his path to immortality hopeless in this life. Fortunately, at this moment, he activated Augment system. From then on, every time he broke through a bottleneck, he could trigger a Augment Choice. 【Opting out: For the next three years, you cannot perform any cultivation. After this period, you will advance three Minor Realms and obtain two hundred Spirit Stones.】 【Buy One Get One Free: For every batch of elixirs you refine, you will receive an additional, identical batch of elixirs.】

I opened a pet shop, but on the very first day, I received a panda! What the hell? Help, I don't want to go to jail!

In the dog-eat-dog Cultivation Realm, Fang Qingyuan, a disciple of the Beast Taming Sect, holds an ancient Immortal Mansion, yet chooses a path that leaves his fellow sect members dumbfounded— When his fellow sect members are staining Secret Realms with blood to fight for heavenly materials and earthly treasures, he pilots a Profound Turtle Beast ship across rivers, making a fortune by ferrying passengers; When the prodigies of the sect face near-death experiences to subdue ferocious beasts, he uses the Immortal Mansion's spiritual spring to cultivate hallucinogenic vines, secretly monopolizing the Black Market's medicinal herb business; When the Elders are at their wits' end over the beast tides, he has long since established a Myriad Beast Pasture within his Immortal Mansion, secretly hoarding strategic resources and jacking up the prices! "All this fighting and killing is too dangerous! Lying low and making money is the eternal Heavenly Dao! Cultivation isn't about meditating and practicing techniques, it's about understanding human relationships and worldly affairs!"

Chen Xiao, who is terminally ill, can't help but look back on his life. In his youth, he roamed the streets, drank heavily, surrounded by a group of dissolute friends. It wasn't until he was on his deathbed that he realized the person he failed the most in his life was his policewoman wife, who had always been waiting for him to turn back. When Chen Xiao opened his eyes again, he was astonished to find that he had been reborn into his younger self. This time, standing at the turning point of his life, Chen Xiao decides to turn over a new leaf.

Li Peifeng awakes his system, yet it's more of an obstacle rather than a helper. Limited by the System, Li could only gain nutrition from foods provided by women, otherwise he would starve to death. [When the total amount of gifts and consumption from women for you reaches 50,000 yuan, the lucky wheel will be activated, and you will get a chance to draw a prize.] "Stupid system, if I could get girls to spend fifty thousand on me, I wouldn't need your reward, would I?"

Herbert has reincarnated. He has become a rookie Prison Warden in charge of guarding the monster girl prisoners. Bad news — as a Paladin, he must adhere to purity throughout his life. Good news — interacting with the monster girls not only won't cause Herbert to break his vow and become Fallen, but it can instead give him a special blessing. So… You already know what's going to happen, right?

A story about a traveler who crossed into a parallel universe, relying on his Proficiency ability to continuously grind experience and become stronger.

Lin Yun, 36 years old, a widower, a mid-level manager in a private enterprise, is a single father, who has recently felt that he is encountering a mid-life crisis. Professionally, he faced adversity; domestically, he was in a cold war with his 14-year-old daughter; physically, he suffered from periarthritis and spoke daily of his agony. In the past few days, he had also uncovered a secret — his daughter was being a "Magic" girl. With the body of a young maiden, she battled extraordinary monsters and protected the city from attacks — this is the common perception of a "Magic" girl. But he was very aware that being a "Magic" girl came with life-threatening dangers. Should he stop her, or respect his daughter’s choice and find other ways to protect her? Gazing at the Heart Flower in his wardrobe, now covered in dust, Lin Yun, the former "Magic" girl who retired 19 years ago, was facing the third major decision of his life.

13 Friends, one promise. Different journeys, one destination. A group of high school friends once in the chaos of youth made a simple promise: to reunite at one of their weddings, no matter what the future held. But as time moves on, some lose touch, others disappear completely, and life takes them in unexpected directions. Now, years later, the chance to fulfill that youthful promise has finally approached—but will everyone return? Blending humor, action, romance, heartbreak, and a dash of wit, this is the story of Sam and his quirky friendship tested by time, and the journey that follows one unforgettable reunion.

Some guy has the ability to erase his presence, but he's kinda dumb. Author's note: idek where im going with this story im just winging it lmao

Hi! My name is [Redacted], but most people just call me Focaccia Bread — or Foca. I’m writing this mostly for fun, but also to share my stories, my questionable life choices, and the music that somehow came out of them. Come along for the ride as I recount how I accidentally built a successful entertainment company and somehow helped create actual music legends. Fair warning: I do not tell stories in order. My brain jumps timelines like a fever dream, so expect chaos, time skips, and zero apologies. I’m weird. I’m quirky. I embrace it with both arms and half a bagel. I know — I’m cringe. But at least I’m free. XD If you wanna listen to the Jams (Music) appearing here, you can go listen to them in YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@FocacciaBread-Music) or Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/artist/0ecDiwv85yqoktTR4h569L?si=CHJzNohaTwiTgukcKickMQ) and other streaming platforms.