I reincarnated as a cannon folder, so let me watch the drama in peace
Berrypuffie
Xu Yan's biggest mistake wasn't leaving a one-star review on his favorite campus BL novel. It was waking up inside it.
And of course he didn't land the lead role, or even the villain — he got stuck as Xu Yan, the background character who shared his name, got exactly one description ["plain, forgettable"], and died three paragraphs later after wandering into the wrong scene at the wrong time.
So, his survival plan was to Stay away from the protagonists. Don't touch the plot. Watch every scandal unfold from a safe distance with a milk tea in hand and zero personal involvement.
It was working great — until Lu Yichen, the villain the whole campus was terrified of, sat down next to him in the middle of a very public breakup and asked, without even looking up, "Think there'll be another slap?"
After that, in every confection seen,every cheating scandal, every messy love triangle two of them had font row seat.
Xu Yan told himself he was just there for the drama. That he only liked Lu Yichen's face the way you like a nice view.
He was wrong.