COTE: Two Reincarnated Weirdos vs The S-System

Save the world? Ha! Who cares about that! All I want are friends! Real, honest-to-goodness friends! But why are they looking at me like that?! Don’t come closer! I said I wanted friends, not… whatever this is! I became Inaba Tsukuyō, chosen by Alaya to save the world. Yet somehow, every girl I meet wants to push me down instead. A comedy of blades, chaos, and dangerous love begins! Yuri • Genderbender • Romance • Comedy • Action • School Life • Strong Female Lead • Fanfic • -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

"I'm a regressor" Adriel said to his brother after years of contemplation the heavy weight now lifting off his shoulders. He looked at his brother in response he was expecting more of a shock expression instead of a 'Are you done?' Look but this is alright too. "No shit" Racine replied before sipping his drink once more, "Look I don't know how your harem and your goons don't know. Don't care but you didn't exactly hide it well"

"I am not Superman. I am Homelander." The whisper was an internal prayer, a caustic reassurance. Outside the glass tower, the world saw only the Homelander, the Icon, the Man Who Flew the Bomb. They saw the perfect, smiling face of the hero who, in the chaos of the Battle of New York, carried a nuclear warhead through the wormhole and saved a city. The cheers from the streets below—the deafening, worldwide adoration—were the fuel for his ascension. He was crowned their king, a savior in star-spangled spandex. In this new reality, fame wasn't just influence; it was power. He had a system now: the Superstar System. The higher the popularity, the stronger the abilities. It was a viciously simple contract, one he embraced completely. "Matt," he purred into the spotlight, curing the blind lawyer's eyes on live television. "Your city needs an icon, not a devil. Let the light in." He assembled his own team—a perfectly marketed, perfectly managed Super Seven—with Spider-Man now running PR and Daredevil as his reformed protégé. Every action was a performance; every enemy, a prop. When the news of a purple alien named Thanos reached his gilded penthouse, Azu smiled, a blinding, dangerous flash for the cameras. "Thanos," he murmured, the adoration of billions surging through his veins, making his skin feel like charged steel. His eyes flared with a dazzling red light that promised annihilation. "I heard you're going to wipe out half of my fans?" He was trapped in the Marvel universe, now its most powerful celebrity. And the show had only just begun.

I'm in the Gwen Spider universe, transmigrated as Peter Parker. Not only did he fail to become Spider-Man, but he also received the script of being sacrificed... Peter was in a panic. Fortunately, the sacrifice system has been awakened. By sacrificing items related to Marvel characters, you can gain points to strengthen yourself. Radioactive spider corpse, Mark I, Black Widow's tight leather suit, heart-shaped grass, Chitauri spaceship wreckage, Asgardian warrior armor... Sacrifice, sacrifice, I'll sacrifice them all! Rewards received: Twelve Talismans, Zanpakuto, Navy Rokushiki, Rinnegan, Kamen Rider Driver... You start out surviving in Marvel, but end up becoming one of the Emperors. Peter: I can do whatever I want! Hey you purple head (Thanos) over there, what are you looking at? Come out and fight me one-on-one!

For the ten-million-dollar prize, Darian is grinding through a massive virtual game called “Marvel World.” What he doesn’t realize is that from the moment the game began, he was already transported into the real Marvel Universe; becoming its only player. From cutting deals with Tony Stark to outsmarting Hydra agents and walking straight into S.H.I.E.L.D.’s crosshairs, Darian treats every encounter like a quest to be cleared and every hero like an NPC with loot to drop. To everyone else, he’s an unpredictable anomaly, but to himself, just a gamer following the mechanics. Nick Fury: Darian is an excellent agent, but he's a bit of a snob. Every time a mission is issued, he skips over it. Tony Stark: I can't believe it! The other day, Darian and I teamed up, and I came back with only my underwear left. Banner: I'm the exact opposite. My only underwear was stolen, and in a rage, I transformed into the Hulk, making headlines that evening. Thor: Darian claims he's reached 1000 Justice Points, then he raised my Mjölnir Hammer and ran off... When the world questions his methods, Darian just shrugs and says, “I’m just playing by the rules.”

I am Ryan Parker, Peter Parker's cousin, and the son of Ben Parker and May Parker. But don't get the wrong idea that I'm a friendly neighbor just because of this name and my status as Spider-Man's cousin! Spider-Man holds back when fighting villains, but I use 200% of my strength! Spider-Man has a no-kill policy, while I don't leave any traces of him! The little spider is poor, but I'm determined to be richer than a country! While the little spider was helping the old lady cross the street, I was sprinkling dust into someone's eyes! The little spider is humble and polite, but I'm the one who keeps uttering forbidden words! The little spider wanted to escape Venom, but Venom wanted to escape me! Everyone likes Peter, but everyone fears me! ...

Transmigrating to the Douluo Continent, became young Yu Xiaogang, the Master, but this time he refused to accept his fate. Through hard work and research on martial souls, he defied destiny and eventually became a Limit Douluo. Just then, the heavens descended. [Comparison of the two Douluos, first: Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang and Dragon God Douluo Yu Xiaogang] Grandmaster] Yu Xiaogang awakened the martial soul Luo Sanpao, with only half a level of innate soul power. He cursed the heavens all day long, expending a huge amount of his family's resources to force himself to reach level ten. Then, based on his own theories, he selected a pig-like soul beast, depriving Luo Sanpao of the opportunity to evolve, leaving his soul power at level twenty-nine without any further progress. Dragon God Douluo Yu Xiaogang, with the same martial soul and innate soul power, contributed the secret of whale glue in exchange for growth resources. After reaching level ten, with the thought of dying if he didn't succeed, he absorbed the soul ring of a pure-blooded dragon-type soul beast, defying destiny and allowing Luo Sanpao to gradually transform and evolve into the Holy Light Dragon. And it wasn't just in cultivation, research, or even personal conduct that Dragon God Douluo Yu Xiaogang completely overwhelmed Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang, letting everyone know that such a vast difference could exist even within the same person. Bibi Dong: "Why can we be together in that world? Xiaogang, why can't you try harder?" Yu Yuanzhen: "This kind of person should be my son!" Ning Fengzhi: "Compared to Dragon God Douluo, Yu Xiaogang doesn't deserve to be called a Grandmaster at all!" Flender: "I've already become a Title Douluo over there? Honestly, can we switch brothers?" Later, the comparison between Blue Silver Entangled Tang San and Ultimate Life Tang San was introduced, and only then did people realize that under the influence of Dragon God Douluo Yu Xiaogang, the entire continent had already undergone a dramatic change. Support Me at Pat Reon 60 Advanced chapters at: [email protected]/AVRKingsTL Replace @ with a.

The ordinary world is not what it seems. Many strange events unfold in the background but go unnoticed by the masses or are covered up. A supernatural world exists along with the natural world which can only be seen by those called Balancers. Spirits and Evil Spirits exist along with Balancers who possess unique powers to see and fight them. Among the many ordinary humans, a girl undergoes a lot of suffering and experiences a prophetic vision. It grants her knowledge of the hidden world and of some future events. The girl loses almost everything she has and then takes the steps needed to become a Balance Breaker. Her past identity has to be abandoned for the sake of survival so she renamed herself Ash. Ash gains the powers of a Skin-Walker and begins living in such a world taking on the appearances of others, experiencing their lives and living under the mask of another person.

People always say, control your emotions, don’t be weak, don’t do this, don’t do that—but you know what? F*ck all that. This story isn’t about perfection or pretending to be strong—it’s about being real. The characters in this world don’t have all the answers; they stumble, they fight, they break, and still, they keep moving. Just like us. I want the readers to feel that—every joy, every heartbreak, every spark of anger and desire. I want you to walk beside them through the Land of Eirs, to bleed when they bleed, to rise when they rise. Because this isn’t just their story—it’s a reminder that no matter how heavy life gets, we keep moving. Always.

After defeating Mercenary Tao and the Red Ribbon Army at the World Martial Arts Tournament, Little Goku embarks on a three-year journey of training. Accidentally gaining the ability to enter different worlds, he embarks on a journey of training across the universe. Son Goku, the savior of the Dragon Ball universe, becomes the savior of all realms. Worlds: Marvel, Harry Potter, Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba, Attack on Titan, Inuyasha, Akame ga Kill (2011), Jujutsu Kaisen, Fairy Tail, Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Hunter x Hunter, The Elder Scrolls, Lord of Mysteries, Saint Seiya, and the DC Universe.