"If you could be reborn in Bleach with 7 wishes, what would you wish for?! No omnipotence and the likes though!" A bright red banner blazed across my computer screen yelling out for attention, and for the first time, I didn't delete it on sight.
That specific ad has bothered me for the umpteenth time this month, and hopefully, now will be the last time. As deleting it does nothing, I have finally decided to click on the damn thing!
I will succumb and finish your accursed survey, happy now?
[New Name: Killen Yoonao]
Killing you now, he he, dumb pun goes brr.
[1st Wish?
I wish to be born as a Bount, Quincy, and Fullbringer.
2nd Wish?
I wish to remove the need to eat souls for a Bount.
3nd Wish?
Yhwach and any similar beings cannot negate or steal my powers, nor can he alter my existence in a negative way.
4th Wish?
I wish for my doll's name to be Soul Paradise (a play on monster paradise, Hehe) or something similar. A save haven/pocket dimension for Zanpakutōs and other such similar spirits that have lost or rejected their user to live peacefully.
Guests will only stay in a guest area temporarily, and will only get a healing boost that can repair broken spirits. Registered guests can enter and leave the soul palace whenever they want from anywhere.
Permanent residents will receive a slight change to their powers and their being, along with the healing boost, as they are now fused onto my soul as my Zanpakutō/spirit. If I become strong enough, permanent residents can even materialize in the real world around me.
5th Wish?
I wish to be reincarnated as a 10-year-old orphan 250 years before Ichigo's birth.
6th Wish?
I wish to be born with a weak system. Its primary function is to help me keep track of my abilities, and guide them (and me) to their maximum potential and beyond. While I did weaken the system, I would like it to help me keep a record of all my memories, so as to refresh my mind when asked.
7th Wish?
I wish for all my previous wishes to come true to the best of my intent.]
I know some of what I put down is stretching what can be considered a single wish, but with my 7th wish, it should all go smoothly.
However, none of this is real anyways. It did, however, turn into a nice little... What to call this? A thought experiment?
"Man, all that thinking did make me tired though. Totally not because I binging all of Avatar again." I spoke aloud. With a yawn, I head to bed.
Never to wake up on earth ever again...