While they are driving down the road, a bat is following them the entire way. In a castle in the mountains, the representatives of the anti-project factions of the dark dimension are watching their movements on their journey toward their new order, while they are gathered around a round table in person.
—Those bastards have made an installation, Blackend, Oculan, explain to me, how the hell did this happen?! —exclaimed a demon sitting at the round table throwing a tantrum.
—They defended themselves, Infernus; I will talk to my influencers to give them bad publicity so that people don't seek their services. —Oculan Responded, a being of dark energy, leader of the Technohaters faction, a group that is against dimensional technology; they are funded by Magical Communications Incorporated, whose current CEO is Infernus, an archdemon.
—Exactly, with the videos from our spies along with the video of Mrs. Medalia Moon on Scream Tube, where those bastards annihilate some poor ents, dryads... It's horrible!... Very horrible!... but fascinating. —Blackend Answered, a dark knight, leader of the Violentors faction, a group dedicated to giving shelter to humans who visit or reside in the dark dimension in order to do horrible things to them in the most violent way possible.
—Incredible, those humans are beasts just like the monsters that support them; we must denounce them and put an end to them once and for all, before more of our people fall into the hands of those barbarians. —Ulgalion Answered, a Lovecraftian entity, the pope of the Church of Revelation.
—I agree with you, my comrades, but unfortunately, the video has gone viral in just a few minutes; while there are mixed reviews, a good portion of the inhabitants of our world adore violence. The mere fact that they are humans doing it is much more gratifying; after all, we almost massacred all of humanity in the war between Earth and the dark dimension. —Kulbain Skeleton Answered, a lich, leader of the political party The Defenders of Darkness, a political group that defends the entities and beings residing in the dark dimension.
—What beautiful memories, so much death, blood, and destruction, so many desecrations we committed against men, women, children, babies of all races, ages, ethnic groups; if it weren't for the traitor Berserot, who allied with that German named Bertram Müller... those wretches disturbed the order of dimensions and universes. How did the goddess Xenovia and the goddess Alheim allow that? —said the alien Sargoth, leader of the Mankind Crushers, a faction that seeks to resume the war between humanity and the dark dimension.
—Simply because the council of supreme beings and Emperor Cylax Gurren were fascinated by the human technology that humans brought here, thanks to the interdimensional-multiversal technology they created, the least we can do is sabotage their progress. How long has the acceptance video been up? —Aldrich Albain inquired, a succubus warrior, leader of the rebellion against interdimensional-multiversal technology, as well as the director of the Icatorh Academy of Magic and leader of the Nezorick Dungeon Guardians.
—According to the video... Damn! —exclaimed Oculan, horrified as he watched the video.
—What happened, Oculan, what did you see? Is there something wrong with the video?! —Infernus exclaimed.
—The approval of the video rose to seventy percent... No! Eighty percent, people are accepting this video... but that's not the worst part. —Oculan Reported, who visits various social networks, and added. — People seem to like the video, although our followers, influencers, and bots are trying to smooth things over, but the damage is already done, the people have accepted them, damn it! Violence is too deeply rooted in our society.
—Damn humans, we can't allow them to keep promoting that technology; there's no way to stop its advance more efficiently. Blackend, do you have any information on that? I understand there were several infiltrators in the mansion; give us your report. —Infernus expressed.
Blackend gives the infiltrator's report regarding the installation of the Moon mansion:
«According to the report from our infiltrator, the humans possess a Class S Calvan Burgan with an appearance closer to the ShenRay x100 minibus from Earth, only it is more robust and larger. We don't know what weapons it has, but we did see it in its beast mode phase 1; it didn't suffer any damage or scratches during the battle...»
—What are human technicians doing with a war machine like that? That is illegal and could endanger the safety of our people. —Kulbain Skeleton Said.
—Yes, that's true, but when our infiltrator at the Rare branch reported that the company complained to the town hall due to the various sabotage attempts carried out by our henchmen, nevertheless, by decree of the emperor himself, they were given permission to use it. —Oculan Reported, leaving everyone indignant and angry.
—What do you mean the emperor did this to us?! This is a high treason against the dark people! —Kulbain Skeleton shouted indignantly.
—Calm down, Kulbain, it's probably just another one of the emperor's crazies as always, although I don't think this is a coincidence, Blackend, who are the technicians that worked in that facility? —Aldrich replied.
Blackend continues with the infiltrator's report:
«The first is a kind of Scrawler that comes with the vehicle...»
—That's not of interest to us, Blackend, I want the human technicians. —Infernus Said.
—Well, alright, I'll get to the point, because what interests me most is when they defeated and humiliated one of my own; is that alright? —Blackend Responded to Infernus's insistence.
Blackend proceeds with the infiltrator's report:
«We have the human technician Isidro Ricardo Matos Montero, he is a human who apparently can use magic, he surely made a pact with a demon...»
—It must have been Meredith Netherland, the princess of the underworld. I can't believe she betrayed us. I imagine that, since she is a succubus, she is trying to keep some subjects for herself, and Isidro must be one of them and the other. —Aldrich replied.
Blackend begins to tremble, inhaling and exhaling loudly, but continued with the report:
«The other technician we have is none other than the modern inquisitor, Juan Manuel Antonio De los Santos Restituyo...»
Everyone was left stunned, sweating cold.
—Why do they call him the modern inquisitor, he's just a man? —Sargoth asked confidently and haughtily.
Blackend begins to recount his experience with Manolo:
«That man you mentioned came to this world twice, the first time was on vacation with his family. He was in a Class F Calvan Burgan. Normally, we Violentors terrorize and use violence against human tourists, so they won't return to our world, but that day, the way we saw humans changed completely. We were chasing him on the road, and while some humans defend themselves, this was on another level. One of our companions on a motorcycle approached the passenger door when some illuminated white eyes froze him in fear. Something came out, broke through the window, grabbed the gentleman, and forcibly introduced him into the vehicle. All that could be heard were screams and blows until the driver's door opened. The poor gentleman was dragged all the way down the road. While that man dragged him all the way, he then threw him into the air, closed the driver's door, stuck his arm out, grabbed him by the head like a rag doll, and then smashed him against several ents on the road. He threw him into the mouth of an ent and stopped...»
—And they didn't cast magic or artillery or anything. —Sargoth Interrupted, who is starting to worry.
—We shot at him with everything and it didn't do anything. —Blackend Exclaimed, who begins to cry and scream.
They are astonished by what is happening.
—And what happened next? Blackend continues. —Kulbain asked, who is feeling sorry for him.
Blackend continues to recount his experience with sadness:
«He kept staring at us while we shot at him until we ran out of ammunition, we were frozen in fear... his gaze... it was... it was... ahhhhhhhh... the bastard pulled the knight out of the mouth of the ent, grabbed him by the neck, then with the other hand pierced the breastplate, blew him to pieces, transformed his soul into a spiritual sword, made a cut in the ground opening a great crack in the forest, annihilating all my companions with the energy cut, I was able to survive because it didn't hit me head-on.»
They were left surprised.
—But it was the same one, right? They at least put him in prison. —Kulbain Said; the others are trying to console Blackend, except Aldrich.
—What happened in that trial doesn't make any sense. A man named Ludovico Montoya went to testify, he gave his testimony, but I don't know what happened, I only know that the jury started deliberating and... —Blackend answered horrified.
—And what, what happened, Blackend! — Kulbain asked, shouting.
—They declared him innocent without any consequences and reprimanded us. — Blackend Said, causing everyone to become indignant, but Aldrich comforts them; his magic calms them down.
—Are you sure it's the same man from that time? —Aldrich questioned Blackend.
—Yes, it's the same one, he just got fatter than usual. When he visited the dimension again, it was on behalf of the company Rare Communications; they work there. We tried to take revenge on him, but Ludovico said something that made us just walk past and ignore him. —Blackend Responded.
—Enough, it seems we are facing something we cannot understand; I need more information about it. —Aldrich replied.
—Don't worry, my lady, apparently, her powers only activate in cases of extreme danger; we just have to prevent her from finishing her work on time and get her fired. Fortunately, this video not only gained acceptance from the public but also caught the attention of several adrenaline lovers belonging to our factions and others seeking blood, death, and destruction. —Reported Oculan.
—Perfect, the more allies, the better..." Now then, what are those scum doing now? —Aldrich Exclaimed.
Oculan shows the current situation of Manolo and Isidro.
A few minutes earlier, Manolo was listening to doom metal, as he feels down and frustrated by everything he had to do to install that service. Isidro is lying back in his seat, with headphones on listening to classic reggaeton (King Yankee, Mr. Omar, among others), but Manolo's anger is increasing, so he switches from doom/death, then to atmospheric black metal, and finally to thrash metal. Isidro looks at him with an expression of indifference, but since poor Manolo is nodding and singing along, he shifts his gaze to the ceiling.
—Seriously, another metalhead, I bet he's also an otaku or a geek or both; they're usually the first to die, although it's clear this isn't his first time here. I had heard from my companions in the dark dimension that he had already been here twice, especially the urban legend of the modern inquisitor and the deity of shadows, the god who protects the inquisitor... I'll see if I can get some useful information out of him. —Isidro thot that suddenly their eyes turned demonic, but then they returned to normal. He looks at him from time to time, takes out a flashlight, turns it on, points it at his eyes, causing Manolo to slow down and stop the music.
—Isidro, but what a... Don't you see that I'm trying to de-stress? —Manolo Exclaimed, while Isidro adjusted the seat to be able to talk to him better.
—I'm sorry, little brother, but something doesn't add up; you've been here before. —Isidro asked.
—Me... yeah, I went like twice, why do you ask? —Manolo replied and asked.
—Out of curiosity, my companions from the dark dimension told me about an urban legend of a certain dark inquisitor who opened a giant rift in a forest and a deity called the Deity of Shadows who caused two Mandela effects in the dark dimension. —Isidro commented.
—Are you talking about that system glitch that causes some things to happen, but not happen, and vise versa? —Manolo explains.
—Yes, the people from the dark dimension consider it a legend or something like that, that's why I was curious. Could you tell me more about the two times you came here? —Isidro replied with curiosity.
—Reason, motive, and circumstance. — Manolo Asked, who is starting to suspect him.
—No, for nothing, we're colleagues, can't I know? —Isidro replied.
—It depends. —Manolo Answered, adjusting the rearview mirror.
—It depends on you, Manolo. Don't you trust me? — Isidro replied.
—We barely know each other, Isidro, so why are you asking me those personal questions? What are you going to gain from that? —Manolo responded, looking at him threateningly, and added. —It's not like, without meaning to, you talk about it with your harem of monsters or with everyone else.
—And you think I'm capable of that, Manolo, unless you have something to hide from me. —Isidro replied.
—Isidro, it's too soon for me to tell you, especially when you're a slave to a demon, or am I wrong? God knows if you are possessed by that being, although I don't understand how someone like you has survived in this hell for so long, without shooting yourself in the head or hanging from a bridge with a rope, or are you not going to tell me. —Manolo Answered, putting Isidro at a crossroads.
—It's complicated. — Isidro replied, diverting his gaze toward the window.
—Since it's complicated, I'm not going to tell you. —Manolo Answered.
—In the end, those pieces of shit won't care that the modern inquisitor or whatever is a technician and I'm a slave to the princess of the dark dimension. —Isidro replied ironically.
—Wait, what do you mean?! —Manolo exclaimed, who was interested in that part.
—Yes, you didn't understand, you didn't understand! —Isidro exclaimed in his usual indifferent tone, but he managed to capture Manolo's attention.
—Come on, let's go, don't leave me in suspense. —Manolo Responded.
—Just think about it, Manolo, what is the purpose of that project? —Isidro replied.
—To make humans and the beings from the dark dimension live in peace and tranquility. —Manolo Answered.
—And what do you think about that? —Isidro replied.
—What a piece of garbage! A heresy! A blasphemy before Almighty God! Humans and those damn cows will never be able to coexist in peace; they are like oil and water. If it weren't for the Catholic churches, humanity wouldn't have survived. Now we cannot use the power of God to turn it against Him, simply because humanity is so, so ungrateful that it turned its back on God, before and after the war, despite the fact that He protected us. If only I could have His power and make everyone feel the true power of God, the whole world. Damn! —Manolo exclaimed, his eyes lighting up white. That answered Isidro's question, so his eyes returned to those of a demon once again.
—I admit the same, but what if there's someone pulling the strings to make that happen, or if that's the project's objective? — Isidro argued.
—And who would that be? Because God wouldn't do something that goes against His own rules. The goddess Xenovia and Alheim... well, I don't like to call them goddesses, as that would make God another god, so... —Manolo responded, who starts to think.
—And the deity of shadows, you don't know about it. —Isidro asked.
—And who is that? I had never heard of him. —Manolo Answered.
—Seriously, you don't know anything about him, you haven't heard anything. —Isidro replied.
—No, ask Ludovico about that, he knows more about it than I do. He accompanied me on vacation because he won the lottery and invited the whole family; then he joined me on the trip to the dimension with the geralcas from Rare and me. I'll give you his number... —Manolo responded, but he noticed Isidro's eyes, so he added. — And those very strange eyes you have, is it just me or do those eyes remind me of someone?
—Seriously, let me see. —Isidro replied, using his smartphone to access the camera app and switch it to selfie mode, but he noticed that his eyes had returned to normal and added: —My eyes are fine, what the hell are you talking about?
—A question, Isidro, do you remember what we are talking about? —Manolo answered.
—No, what about? I know you were listening to devil's music and moving as if you were possessed, why? —Isidro replied.
Suddenly, they receive a call from the supervisor about the vehicle's control command.
—It's the supermarket, Manolo, so what now? —Isidro asked.
—Did you snitch on me or what? —Manolo replied.
—I'm not a snitch, I'm not a snitch, watch your tongue because the snitch is the devil! — Isidro exclaimed. He touches the screen to activate a holographic call, where Camilion appears sitting at his desk.
—Juan Manuel Antonio De los Santos Restituyo, reporting in here, Mr. Camilion! — Manolo Exclaimed, giving a military salute as he parked in a space the size of the vehicle.
—Isidro Ricardo Matos Montero, reporting in here, Mr. Camilion! —Isidro Exclaimed, giving a military salute.
—Congratulations, technicians, you have achieved your first installation in the dark dimension; especially you, Isidro, Ms. Medalia Moon gave you a perfect NPS score... —Camilion reported.
—Phew!... Perfect score, damn it, on the first order! —shouted Manolo, who started dancing in his seat.
—Today, we drink, damn it! —Isidro shouted, who opened a bottle of non-alcoholic cider, since alcohol can't be consumed at work.
Isidro sprays Manolo with the drink, while he nods with excitement and starts drinking the cider until Camilion uses an aerosol horn to calm them down, so they settle down.
—Alright, gentlemen, that's enough celebration for now; what I'm going to talk to you about is serious. —Camilion Said and activated the web browser, where he played the video that Medalia had released on Scream Tube and added. — I would like to know, bunch of blockheads, what the heck that is!
Manolo and Isidro are horrified to find out that they were recorded by her. In perfect sync, they recite Dross's insults from the review of Dragon Ball Evolution. Mrs. Medalia at home feels all that bad vibe throughout her body, which gives her a burst of orgasms. However, the thing doesn't end there, as she shows her other videos where they are:
On a social critique channel, they show how Manolo brutally hits the ghost with the Bible. The commentators are horrified and outraged by this event, but among the audience, there were some who shouted: oppression! oppression! others shouted: hit her harder! others shouted: oppress her! Let her know who's in charge! Although there were people in the audience who disagreed, this caused them to kill each other. A gossip channel shows the fight between Lucio and Manolo, where the presenters are discussing the brawl to the point that it gets out of control. An entertainment channel called Carnage TV, which shows how Manolo annihilates zombies in the cemetery. A news channel interviews the Moon family, but the cameraman only focuses on Medalia and Serina's breasts, which makes Senith angry and she ends the interview with her power. Lastly, the social networks of the dark dimension that are in a civil war over them.
—Damn it! but we only did one installation and put the dark dimension in turmoil. — Isidro Said, horrified by what he saw.
—Does that mean they're going to cancel us... Right? —Manolo answered.
— And why? —Camilion asked.
—For all the mess we've caused. —Isidro replied, but Camilion laughs, then his laughter turns into an evil cackle.
—And do you think we care about that? We are Rare Communications, we couldn't care less about what the masses say, we won't stop until everyone is rare, so system slaves, go and turn everyone into rare! —Camilion shouted, which encourages them to keep installing, and added. —But until further notice, you will not use the code to proceed with violence until it is approved.
—With your permission, Mr. Camilion, how are we going to survive the threats in the client's house? —Manolo replied, worried.
—In the vehicle, there is weaponry to avoid violent confrontations and, if that doesn't work, it's better to find the best way to carry out the installation without violence while the new code is being approved. —Camilion replied, causing Manolo and Isidro to get a bit indignant, and added. —But they would use violence for something else.
—Another thing. —Isidro Said worried, until they receive an email about their fleets.
They check the email, where a message informs about a new infotéch (it is a new procedure that the technicians have to work on from now on).
Infotech 01:
Insert image of vehicular combat.*
*Note: Previously, there was an image depicting a vehicular combat, but this image did not belong to me, as I randomly took it from Google Images and, since I watched a video about copyright, I didn't want to have any issues with the owner of that image.
High-priority notice.
Vehicle combat
Attention, technicians of the Dark Dimension: Starting today, you have access to all the weaponry possessed by the Calvan Burgan Class S, in order to defend against all threats on the road (living obstacles, road warriors, bandits, anti-project factions, etc.). For more information, please read the manual available at the link:
Manual_of_Calvan_Burgan_Clase_S_(MCB001).pdf
Note: Do not use weapons on clients, future clients, urbanized areas where vehicular combat is not allowed, and anything that could represent profits for the company.
Rare, we are with you.
—Phew! Finally, we're going to use the weapons, but what a hassle... Although I don't like reading on my phone, doesn't this have a printer or something! —Manolo exclaimed, who was checking the control panel.
—Yes, there is, give me a moment; although it's better to look at it on your phone, you pollute the environment less. —Isidro Answered, who manages to find the button to print it and also binds it.
—I don't give a damn about nature; I don't want to be prescribed glasses again. —Manolo replied as he took the newly printed and bound manual; he smelled it and added, as if he were Homer Simpson. — Mm... printed and bound!
—Wow, but that's an encyclopedia, and we have to learn all that to use this thing. —Isidro Exclaimed.
—Exactly, so good luck and may Alheim be with you. —Camilion Said as he said goodbye.
On a mountain far from there, a blood-made motorcyclist with an outfit consisting of a spiked motorcycle jacket, a corset similar to HxE Yellow from the anime Dokyū Hentai HxEros, and punk pants with spiked boots. She spots the technicians with binoculars, alongside her flesh hounds.
—Well, well, well, but look who we have here, more fresh meat for my hounds and blood for me, especially when I see what they're capable of. They'll either act like a bunch of cowards or... give me a good fight, me, Blonde Blaze, the bloody motorcyclist! —Blonde exclaimed as she sends her hounds to chase them and laughs devilishly.
Meanwhile, Manolo and Isidro are testing the insane amount of weapons the vehicle has.
—Definitely, it doesn't matter if it's on land or here, they always want you to be a damn self-taught person, damn it. —Manolo Said while reading the vehicle manual, just like Isidro, who is also doing the same but reading it from his phone, which he added. —At least you know some weapons, right?... I mean, since you have more experience than I do.
—What is that? What do you eat that with? —Isidro replied.
—Don't tell me you don't know anything about how this vehicle works... at all. —Manolo Responded, surprised and indignant.
—Just barely driving it, I only know 0.00000000001% of how this thing works, how the hell does it work? But you're lucky they gave you this war tank; the others weren't as fortunate. —Isidro replied discouragingly.
—What do you mean, the others?! —Manolo exclaimed with uncertainty.
Isidro briefly recounts his experience in the dark dimension:
«You are like the eleventh technician that accompanies me, for us, the company sees us as disposable and worthless beings when the project started, we were sent in ground vehicles that can hardly withstand anything against the Mankind Crushers, Violentors, some road warriors, criminals, cows, and any other weird thing that came our way. The client's equipment mostly ended up destroyed due to the vehicles' low resistance, so they had to change the fleet of Calvan Burgan vehicles. First, it was the F-class ones, but even before that, five of my companions had died, either sacrificing themselves so I could live or being killed by the environment itself. That's why I always check everything before we rest. Even so, they had to upgrade from F-class to S-class for us to arrive safe and sound. Still, at the client's house, it was a war to survive. My companions died or sacrificed themselves so I could live and run away from there. I lived a complete odyssey to reach the branch on foot, so I had to sell my soul to Meredith to survive. I bought the best wand and broom with the miserable money they gave me until Sonya helped me with her savings. Even so, I couldn't use them due to the company's current policies. But now that you came, I know I can redeem myself once more.»
Isidro began to cry heavily after venting about everything that happened. Manolo stroked his head, but then he hugged him.
—Cry, I'm not going to say anything, but... —Manolo answered.
—But what. —Isidro replied, releasing him from the hug and wiping away his tears.
—That's over now; now that we can use this war tank against those bastards, we won't hold back on them. Today they... will rest in pieces; we will avenge all the technicians, once and for all! —Manolo Exclaimed, whose eyes began to shine with excitement; it also caused Isidro to compose himself, so they continued studying the vehicle more while Manolo drove and looked at the map to reach the client's location, until Manolo accidentally activated the manual turret on the passenger seat, which ejected Isidro with a minigun turret loaded with all kinds of bullets. When Isidro tests the turret's orientation, he notices the arrival of the flesh hounds.
— Those devil's cows, I know them, those bastards tore Wilkenis apart... that bitch must be around here. —Isidro thought, scared, but he remembered what Manolo had told him, filling him with courage, so Isidro pressed a button to return the vehicle to its normal position.
— Manolo, we have company. —Isidro Said.
—Company... Fresh meat. —Manolo Answered with white eyes.
—Yes, fresh meat. —Isidro replied with a voice similar to Gollum's from The Lord of the Rings, but diabolical.
—Although we only use the buttons on the steering wheel, plus a few buttons I could read in the manual, like the ram button, the Ultimate turbo, the manual turrets for the co-pilot and pilot, the front and rear machine guns, and maybe some missiles. —Manolo explained as his eyes returned to normal.
—But I already said you're going to use the entire arsenal of the vehicle. —Isidro replied.
—That's not even 0.1% of this war machine, according to what I could read. —Manolo Answered.
—Oh... by the gods of hell, what the hell are we riding in? —Isidro replied while looking thru the rearview mirror at an approaching hound and added. —It's getting closer.
Manolo also notices in the rearview mirror, steps on the accelerator to try to outsmart them for a moment.
—A question, Isidro, do you know those creatures? —Manolo asked, who was looking in the rearview mirrors just in case they approached.
—Yes, those bastards are bloodhounds, beasts made of flesh, blood, and bone; they normally belong to another area of the dimension, but those demon spawn belong to the road warrior, Blonde Blaze, the bloody motorcyclist from the Violentors faction and rider of the Bloody Blazer motorcycle. She is an entity made of blood and pure evil who enjoys the suffering of her victims. She likes to attack human tourists, technicians, or anything that is human, but she has never been seen entering combat, except when she participates in vehicular combat competitions like Rotten Metal, among others, or public executions of humans, although she prefers torture and specifically executing Christians. —Isidro explained.
—Umm, if she sent her hounds, it's because she wants to know if we are a worthy opponent for her. Let's show her right now; there's nothing in life I love more than physically and psychologically destroying that kind of scum. —Manolo deduced as he saw the hounds trying to close in on them.
Attention: This part suddenly gets a bit gory because they are flesh hounds, but since this is for young people, they should be able to handle it; if they read chapter 1, they should have been prepared for it.
One of the bloodhounds is running up the walls. Manolo spotted it in the rearview mirror; the hound lunges at the minibus, but... Manolo slams on the brakes, causing it to stick to the floor; in the process, he hits another hound that was behind him, taking it out of the fight. Meanwhile, Isidro activates the front weapons on the control panel so that a kind of remote control in the shape of a gun, similar to an electric track control for toy cars, pops out.
—Welcome to hell, Puppy, my hell. —Manolo Said as he pulled the trigger, riddling them with miniguns and machine guns, without mercy, turning them into mush, but not content with that, he performed a Dragon Punch with the gear shift and pressed the grappling hook button, activating the charge that finished them off, scattering their remains all over the vehicle. He cleans the blood and guts with the windshield wiper using water.
— Isidro, with the control panel, activates the swarm missile launcher to eradicate the hound from behind. —Ordered Manolo to Isidro.
—Damn it, how dare you...? It was just luck... Or maybe not. —Blonde Screamed upon seeing in a magical hologram how two of her hounds were brutally murdered.
The remaining hounds are filled with anger and rage, so they charge at the machine, but Manolo presses the jump button to do a backflip, aiming to end up behind them. He pulls the trigger again to shoot them mercilessly with all the front weapons (laser guns, missile launchers, machine guns, grenade launchers, etc.).
—Seriously, is that all you've got? —Manolo exclaimed as he stuck his head out the window, but from the pieces of the hounds, more of those things emerged.
—You and your big mouth, Manolo. —Isidro Answered.
—It doesn't matter, less talk and more action; after all, you don't want to take revenge on those filthy bastards. —Manolo replied.
—Yesss!, let go of Pinky, we're going to give it to him together. —Isidro shouted while Manolo obeyed the order, but he didn't let go yet.
Some hounds approach the vehicle, positioning themselves on the sides to ram it. This did not please Manolo; he opens the driver's window, activates the charge to ram the hound on the left by the wall, in order to grab its head and rub it all over the wall, disintegrating its entire head. Then he charges at the other hound, throwing it off a cliff, only for Isidro to activate a rain of guided missiles from the control panel to finish it off.
Manolo presses the button to free Pinky and activates the front and rear chainsaw buttons. Pinky emerges from the roof with a minigun to shoot them mercilessly, when they enter a rather large curve, Manolo drifts while activating the pilot's manual turret to go out and shoot them with the fury of the turret, while Isidro launches his explosive spells with the vehicle's roof turret, along with the fire missile launchers, plus Pinky's minigun, creating a massacre that causes them to multiply even more.
—But those idiots are crazy, they're multiplying them... I like that, damn it, finally some worthy opponents, let's send the entire dark dimension to hell. —Blonde Shouted, who stopped being a spectator and got on her motorcycle to catch up with them.
Meanwhile, Manolo manages to get out of the curve, deactivates the manual turret to drive the minibus again, but the hounds, being too many, manage to get on board. However, Isidro uses spells of super strength and cold to get them off, while Manolo activates a compartment that launches a chainsaw at Pinky, so he can start cutting the hounds in a brutal and primitive way. Manolo is also reading the manual to find more combinations until he finds some. He makes a combination of (up, down, down, up, and the suspension jump button) to spin like a top with the chainsaws activated, scattering all the flesh, bones, and entrails all over the road, while Isidro and Pinky get drenched in blood and entrails, finishing off the last hounds clinging to the vehicle. Manolo stops the spins because he is very dizzy, he starts to vomit, sticking his head out the window. Pinky is brutally slashing the last hound standing on top of the vehicle with his claws, and to make matters worse, Isidro, who is dizzy, vomits on the hound's head that is split in half, causing it to break free.
—Seriously, but those bastards don't give up! —Isidro exclaimed, who keeps vomiting and Pinky helps him.
Manolo continues searching the manual for another weapon to stop it, he finds one, heads to the control panel, and activates it, which turns out to be a freezing shot that ends up freezing the horde of hounds. Pinky knocks on the driver's door with the code Manolo taught him to communicate, so that the driver can open the door and put poor Isidro in his seat.
—It's over, Manolo, just say yes. —Isidro said he's tired, however, from the frozen horde, some hounds larger than the previous ones pass thru it as if it were nothing.
—NOOOOOOooooooo!... There's more. —Manolo answered, who is looking thru the rearview mirror.
—But I curse those devilish firulais... Damn it, God, what are we paying for! —Isidro exclaimed, who is going crazy.
—Well...what can be done...I have a plan. —Manolo Said as he accelerates to full power.
Even so, the hounds are so fast that Pinky misses the shots; they pounce, cling to the vehicle, climbing to the roof where Pinky is. There are four in total just for him; they surround him. Manolo notices this, tells Isidro to assist him. He follows the order, climbs up with the broom to the roof where they confront the hounds. They confront them on the roof until Manolo accelerates and increases speed until they realize the madness he is about to do. The hounds also get scared, but it's too late. Manolo breaks thru the road barrier, jumps off a cliff in cold blood, while he presses the button for the grappling hook, shoots it toward an electric tower, where he hangs like Tarzan until he lands on two wheels, on a high-voltage line.
—You're crazy, you bastard, what the hell was that! —Isidro shouted, casting freezing spells on the hounds from the broom in the air.
Manolo exits thru the passenger door to maintain the stability of the vehicle, just like Pinky, to avoid falling into the void.
—Isidro, help me, I don't want to fall into the void! —Manolo shouted for help.
Isidro uses a levitation spell to access the control panel to activate the calibration to prevent the vehicle from falling for anything in the world, so he returns to the broom to continue providing assistance in the air. This allows Manolo to activate the co-pilot's manual turret to exit and join the fight, as they move from tower to tower. Manolo fights with his bare hands, delivering a brutal beating, but one of them bites his forearm, and the other hound bites the other forearm, both pulling to rip his arms off.
—Manolo! —Isidro shouted as fear gnawed at him and the memories of his comrades' deaths flooded in.
Pinky tries to stop them, but the remaining hounds won't let him.
—Do you really think you can break me, devil's mutts? I'll break you instead! —Manolo shouted, his eyes turning white. With the strength of his muscles, he broke the hounds' jaws along with their teeth, then grabbed them by the head and smashed them together. The collision was so strong that it pulverized their heads. After that, he tossed them into the air as if nothing had happened, so Isidro, regaining his mental state, could freeze the two hounds for Manolo to throw them into the void. Only two were left. Pinky threw one to Manolo to apply a DDT to the entire head, then a piledriver, lifted him to perform an Argentine backbreaker to break his spine, and out of mercy, threw him into the air for Isidro to freeze him.
—Pinky, bring him to me so I can finish him off! —Manolo Shouted, Pinky who takes it as if it were a sacrifice, Manolo applies a German suplex while Isidro stands up from the broom and throws himself at the vehicle to insert the wand into its head, finishing it off with an explosive spell to the head, blowing it into a thousand pieces.
—Fuck P.E.T.A! —Manolo shouted in response to the animal brutality he had just committed.
—P.E.T.A., WWF, and any NGO that protects animals and nature. —Isidro Said, thinking about all the forest destruction they caused in the mansion, and added. —I feel accomplished, I avenged my fallen comrades once again.
While they are suspended on the high-tension wires, they notice her on the path.
—This isn't over, Isidro. —Manolo Said, who sees the bloody motorcyclist in the distance, as Isidro uses his magic wand as a kind of megaphone.
—Damn devil's bitch, you will pay for taking the lives of Joan, José, and Wilkenis, so get that devil's leather ass ready, because we're going to put lead up your ass! —Isidro shouted thru his wand with all his soul and all his being.
—Kya, but what a macho oppressor... I like that in men, that thirst for blood and revenge, come mortal pieces of flesh and let's spill blood and metal on the road! —Blonde Shouted thru her wand.
—Amen! —Isidro exclaimed as they entered the vehicle, which jumped from the high-tension wires to land on a road barrier and then on the road.
Manolo activates the rear weapons to finish her off once and for all, however, she dodges all the shots until they run out of rear ammunition, at which point she goes on the offensive, riddling them with all her artillery.
—My God, what got into him! —Isidro exclaimed, who felt the shots from Blonde in the vehicle, and added. —You have a plan, Manolo.
—Great, the rear ammunition is finished, just what we needed, they enable vehicle combat but we're not well prepared for it! — Manolo exclaimed.
—Oh no, and you can't turn around, drive backward, and shoot them with the front weapons!. —Exclaimed Isidro.
—If she dodged the ones from behind, she won't dodge the ones from the front... genius. —Counterargument Manolo.
—You're right, and now what are we going to do? —Isidro asked.
—We are going to run away from her, so she will follow us to the ends of the earth. —answered Manolo and added with a wicked smile. —Let's see if he can hold on long enough to follow us there.
—What the hell are you planning, you crazy bastard? — Isidro asked, getting scared.
—We are going to use the Ultimate Turbo. —Manolo Answered.
—But you're crazy, we can tell everything to hell... —Isidro replied, but think about everything he did for Blonde, so he starts plotting the route to the volcano and added. —It's about a thousand kilometers from here and it's an inactive volcano; we can put her inside the volcano, so she burns for all eternity.
—Ummm!...I have a better idea. —Manolo Answered.
—And what could be better than that? —Isidro replied, to which Manolo laughed devilishly, and he did too, and added. —Let's set this mountain on fire.
Isidro activates the Ultimate turbo at Mach 1.
—Come here, cowards, and face your fate! —Blonde exclaimed, who also activated her nitro to catch up with them.
—Your time has come, damn bitch! — Isidro exclaimed, who cranked it up to Mach 2 until she ran out of ammo.
—Speed it up! — Manolo exclaimed, urging him to increase the speed. Isidro accelerates to Mach 5; the vehicle begins to break the sound barrier, emitting sonic booms.
Blonde shoots a harpoon at the rear bumper.
—According to the rear camera, it got caught on our vehicle. —Isidro Said.
—Then let's take her to the speed hell, step on it! —Manolo replied.
—Yessssssss! —Isidro shouted diabolically.
—You don't want to take revenge on that whore, hit harder. —Manolo replied, which caused Isidro to remember the deaths of his companions:
Joan, as he is devoured and dismembered by the hounds. José being dragged by a leg on Blonde's motorcycle. Wilkenis who took Isidro out, while Blonde blows the vehicle to pieces with a missile. Every time he had to walk back to the branch.
Until Don Ramón from El Chavo del 8 says the phrase: «Revenge kills the soul and poisons it.»
—Go to hell, Don Ramón, I want revenge! —Isidro shouted, suddenly pushing the Ultimate turbo to Mach 30, causing the vehicle to destroy and burn everything in its path, while Blonde began to evaporate and disintegrate from so much power. Until they reach the volcano.
—More power! —Manolo shouted.
—Turbo action! —Isidro shouted as he activated the hyperspace button, which is triggered when the Ultimate tube surpasses Mach 30. The minibus crashed into the wall, exploding in the process and leaving a nuclear mushroom cloud that ultimately destroyed the motorcycle and disintegrated Blonde.
The factions start celebrating that Manolo and Isidro are dead.
—My comrades, they have been avenged. —Blackend Said, who starts to cry; the other leaders comfort him.
—A grand funeral will be held for Miss Blonde. —Ulgalion Answered.
—Nah... she always comes back, what's wrong Miss Aldrich, you seem very thoughtful. —Oculan replied.
—Where are the remains of the vehicle? —Aldrich asked when an earthquake occurred at the volcano that was about to erupt.
—He's not supposed to be asleep. —Infernus Asked, astonished.
—Look behind the volcano, what is that flash of light? —Kulbain Asked in horror.
From the flash of light, an explosion creates a hole, from which the Minibus with Manolo and Isidro emerges safe and sound. Then it erupts violently until they land on the ground, while dodging the giant pyroclasts and volcanic lava.
—It's impossible, those men are not mortal! — Sargoth shouted.
—What blasphemy, goddess Xenovia, for creating those beings! — Ulgalion shouted, who tore his garments.
—They broke the laws of physics, but what the hell! — Kulbain shouted.
—They went thru solid concrete, those mortals... What kind of place is this?! — Infernus shouted.
—It's the end, they're going to kill us all, they're going to kill us all! — Blackend shouted.
—We can defecate on the laws of physics but let the men do it…! It's absurd! —Oculan shouted.
Aldrich faints upon seeing that those bastards are still alive, the leaders help her, give her potions, scented candles, and she doesn't wake up.
—Hey... what if we rape her?" —Kulbain Said, causing her to stand up abruptly, shaking them off.
—Yes, of course, dark scum, if you think you can defile me so easily, you're mistaken, I am the leader of the guardians of Nezorick, the most powerful guardian... —Aldrich Answered.
—Yes, we understand you, it was just to wake you up, my lady, you are the most powerful in the group...blah, blah, blah...and well, what do we do, my lady. —Kulbain replied.
—Let's leave it at that for now, I need to investigate more about them, find the strongest warriors to deal with them, the meeting is adjourned, I have things to do. —Aldrich Answered, teleporting to Nezorick.
—A question is the suggestion that we violate her to annoy her or because... —Ulgalion responded.
—It was just to annoy her, I know her beauty rivals that of the goddess Xenovia, but she has a terrible personality with all male beings, so if anyone had the guts to pull off that feat, it would be the modern inquisitor. —Kulbain replied.
—He wouldn't bother putting it in that whore, so whatever, see you. —Ulgalion Answered, who teleported with the others.
After a few hours, they finally arrive at the client's house, which is a huge farm.
—Thank you, God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, for bringing us safe and sound... —Manolo said, stretching inside the vehicle.
—My God, but what an eternity it was to be inside there. —Isidro Answered.
—I think what you touched wasn't hyperspace, but rather you sent us to another dimension. However, if it weren't for that, we wouldn't have had the chance to study the entire manual inside and try everything this war tank has to offer us. —Manolo replied.
—You know, now we can really mess anyone up... although with this model, it's not like we can do much. —Isidro Answered.
—What do you mean, Isidro? —Manolo asked.
—This vehicle belongs to the first generation of its time, the armed vehicles now are stronger, faster, with cutting-edge technology and weaponry, we have to pray to God that we don't encounter one of those or vehicles that can tear us apart. —Isidro Answered.
—Well, something that Initial D, MF Ghost taught me is that with a vehicle rag, you can beat the biggest. —Manolo replied.
—This isn't an anime, Manolo... but it's better to have hope than to have nothing. In any case, this war tank has many battles and wars inside it. According to what Sonya told me, they managed to buy this relic at an auction; it is said that the only way to defeat this machine of destruction was for an overlord to take it out of circulation, but even then it remained alive. —Isidro Answered.
—And what kind of monster are we driving! —Manolo exclaimed.
—His name is Wagu antralitor.—Isidro replied.
—And what does that mean? —Manolo asked.
—In English, it's Wave Annihilator; in Spanish, it's el aniquilador de oleadas. —Isidro answered and added." —But I call him Shen Ray.
—Why? — Manolo asked.
—Because I don't like using English or the language of the dark dimension much, after all, we are speaking and understanding the language of the dimension right now without even realizing it. —Isidro replied, looking out the window and added. —I think he liked the name, although I don't understand how the vehicle lets you drive it as if nothing, it took me a long time to master it.
—I think I have an idea... but I need to think it over very carefully before telling you. In the meantime, let's continue with the work. According to the GPS, the address is here. Call the client to see if they're interested in the installation or not. —Manolo Answered.
Isidro proceeded to call the client until he finally answered the call.
—Hail, Cylax, who am I speaking with? —said the voice on the other end.
—Hail Cyalx, Mr. Connor Mandragor, I am Isidro Ricardo Matos Montero, technician at Rare Communications, I am here for the installation of your Rare TV service via satellite, to see if you wish to proceed with the installation request and proceed to install it. —Isidro answered.
—One question, is the inquisitor next to you? —Connor replied.
—I don't know who you are, sir...what do you mean by inquisitor? —Isidro asked.
—The fat, big, and ugly black guy he has as a partner. —Connor replied, which caused Isidro to give the customer a moment to put the device on hold so they could laugh normally.
—What is so funny that I should laugh too? —asked Manolo.
—Nothing, it's a joke the client told me. —Isidro replied, unable to stop laughing.
—I hope the joke wasn't about me being a big, fat, ugly black man because, if it weren't for the fact that he's the client, I would hang him from the 17th Street bridge like a dog. —Manolo responded with a murderous expression; this made Isidro laugh even more.
—Sorry for putting you on hold, Mr. Connor. —Isidro said to calm down.
—Don't worry, I hope your companion doesn't feel offended that I sense a hostile presence with a thirst for blood near you. —Connor Answered, looking out the window where their vehicle is parked.
—I understand, Mr. Connor, don't worry, my colleague doesn't bite, so you want us to install the application. —Isidro replied.
—Yes, I want it, only if you install it; I don't want that Christian to profane my house..." —Connor answered.
—It's fine if you say so, we're on our way. —Isidro replied, hanging up the call and adding. —Well, Manolo, the client doesn't want to see you even in a painting.
—What a hassle with these devilish clients, what now? —Manolo asked, but Isidro had a lightbulb moment.
—We can use the avatar helmet to transfer your mind to Pinky so you can do the normal installation. —Isidro Suggested.
—Of course!... but Pinky is naked. —Manolo exclaimed, but then he regretted it.
—Don't worry... I have an idea. — Isidro responded, who took Pinky out of its hiding place. Pressing the steering wheel button, Manolo activates the control panel, puts on the avatar case, and activates it, sending his consciousness to Pinky.
—My God, how cold is it here?! — Manolo exclaimed in Pinky's body.
—Don't worry, I'll take care of it. —Isidro responded, who changes dimensions on the control panel; instead of the dimension where the equipment is stored, he switches to one that has a huge wardrobe filled only with technician's clothing." He takes his measurements to find him tailored clothes, dresses him, trims his claws a bit with a nail clipper and a file to make them look nice, and tries on several wigs until he finds one with a hairstyle similar to Manolo's hair.
—He's alive! But what a look you have, Manolo, with that flow, the ladies won't be able to resist your charms. —Isidro shouted, putting a mirror in front of Manolo's face while he started striking JoJo poses.
Note: As long as Manolo is in Pinky's body, he will be called Pinky.
—Look at that flow, look at that style... Let's get to work before the mirror breaks from all this beauty. —Pinky said as they entered the farm, but a carnivorous plant army, crows that looked like the harbinger from Darkest Dungeon, devil's animals, devil's furries, devil's scarecrows were blocking their way. And he added. —Damn it, but this is going to be like this all around with this devilish stuff.
—Damn! But those devilish scarecrow women are incredibly hot, uff, I'm going to give them a really hard time after I finish. —Isidro thot about complimenting them with gestures, but they rejected him.
—Tell the customer to get their damn pods out of the way. —Pinky exclaimed.
—I'm going to call him... at least they won't all fall on us at once. —Isidro Said. He calls the client, he answers the call, but Pinky snatches the phone from him.
—Hail, Cyalx, Mr. Connor Mandragor. I am Pinky Restituyo, Isidro's colleague, the technician who will install the service for you. —Pinky said.
—Hail, Cyalx, Señor Pinky, how strange, isn't he supposed to be with Señor Isidro, the modern inquisitor? —Connor asked.
—That's correct, but as you indicated to Isidro, the company sent me to accompany him for the installation due to his dissatisfaction with our employee. —Manolo replied.
—Oh... what great service. —Connor answered.
—Even so, there is a non-violent way for them to let us pass. —Pinky replied.
—Yes, there is, they just have to sing them a few songs. —Connor answered.
—Could you tell me some of them, please, so I can bring the musical instruments? —Pinky replied.
—Ohh... but they come prepared for it, well, they like stick songs, doom metal, funeral doom, death/doom... —Connor mentioned.
—Basically, any metal genre that isn't loud, or am I wrong? —Interrupted Manolo.
—Yes, Mr. Pinky, nothing too loud that will destroy my farm afterwards... Ah, another thing, they also like Cristian Castro and so do I, after their culture came here. —Connor Answered.
—Perfect, Mr. Connor, thank you very much for the information. —Pinky Responded, who ended the call, turned to Isidro, and added. —Get me some drums and percussion instruments, any instrument you have in that vehicle, because we're going to sing.
—Ohh... great, this suddenly turned into a musical. —Isidro Said grumbling as he went to fetch several instruments, bringing them one by one.
—Look, Isidro, I'm going to entertain them while you do the inspection, look for the equipment, and set it up, okay? —Manolo whispered, so he took a drum and started playing it, singing the song Los Olivos de Los Congos.
—You have to be relaxing; this suddenly turned into a stick party, but Manolo, you weren't a Christian dam. —Isidro said he feels disgusted by the stick party he threw.
Manolo gestures for him to set up the installation, so he heads into the party to go to Mr. Connor's house. Isidro is afraid to enter, so with his magic wand, he summons a magical fist that knocks on the door until Mr. Connor Mandragor opens it, who turns out to be a living and conscious mandrake.
—A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Mandragor, I am Isidro, the technician who will be doing the installation. —Isidro Said, as they shook hands.
—The pleasure is all mine, Mr. Isidro, please, come in. —Connor Answered, inviting him to sit down.
—I'd better stay standing, it's just that I have a lot of energy. —Isidro replied, recalling the bad experience he had at the Moon house with the furniture, so he stays standing.
—If you say so. —Connor Answered.
—Alright, well before we start, I'm going to verify your order according to my device. It's a Rare TV installation with two recording boxes, with the Supreme Plan that includes channels from the dark dimension like those on Earth, with the 32K resolution package, plus the...dark dimension adult package (normal Carnage TV, Carnage TV HD, Blood House, Torture Pain, Scatfold, among others); is that correct? —Isidro responded, who almost lost his head over the adult package.
—Yes, that's correct, although I have a serious ghost problem here; two of your vehicles have come, and the technicians were killed by them. —Connor Warned.
—And I don't call ghostbusters to solve the problem. —Isidro replied.
—Yes, but they also killed them. —Connor Answered.
Suddenly, in the dining room, the corpse of one of the technicians possessed by a ghost appears.
—So you're still living your damn peaceful life, cursed Mandragor, how can you live in peace while we rot in this godforsaken land? —Said the technician's body.
—Rolkeny, but what was it? —Isidro replied, while reaching into his pants to write a mini-message for help to Pinky.
—Go to hell, Isidro, you condemned me to die on this damn mountain to suffer for all eternity! —Rolkeny shouted as the other ghosts were coming out; literally, it's a legion of ghosts.
—But if I convinced you to earn more money, I didn't know this was going to happen. —Isidro replied as they were surrounded by the ghosts.
—Of course you knew, you bastard, you damn slave of that bitch Meredith, you convinced us all to join this shit despite the consequences, but don't worry, we're going to give you an ectoplasmic bukkake and you'll be our bitch in this godforsaken land for the rest of eternity. —Rolkeny responded, urging the ghosts to pounce on them until a siren similar to that of the Ghostbusters but demonic sounded, lights illuminated the windows, and the door of the house opened by itself.
—They called, I came, so souls bound in this world, go to heaven or hell or purgatory or wherever the hell you want to go, because no one is going to save you from me. —Pinky Said with sunglasses, while chewing gum, armed to the teeth (with a backpack similar to the proton pack from Ghostbusters, the Ghostbusters containment unit, many rag dolls similar to those used by Yayoi Hōzuki from Dark Gathering along with various weapons she uses in the anime, a gauntlet that looks like the Infinity Gauntlet with a chain and harpoon, and a samurai sword).
—And who are you? —Rolkeny replied.
—Look into my soul and you will know. —Pinky Answered.
So Rolkeny looks into his eyes until he realizes it's Manolo.
—Ohh... so you are the King of Terror of SDM4, what an honor. —Rolkeny said, who felt flattered and added. —It's a shame I have to kill you.
The entire legion rushes at him, but he pulls out a magical medallion, similar to Raiden's from MK, to keep them at bay; then he launches the chain with the harpoon from the gauntlet toward Rolkeny to extract the soul from the corpse.
—Come here! —Pinky exclaimed as if he were Scorpion from MK, extracting the soul and depositing it into a doll, and added like Shang Tsung from the MK movie. —Your soul is mine... Now suffer.
He pulls out a drill from under the backpack, penetrates it, and drills the bottom of the doll, while the poor thing screams like a dog because his butt is being drilled mercilessly; the ghosts are horrified by this event. Poor Connor faints at such an act of ultra-violence; Isidro takes advantage and gets him out of there.
—Say, yamete kudasai, piece of ectoplasmic trash! —Pinky shouted as she increased her speed and looked at him devilishly.
—Give me!... Kya!... Stop it, please!... yamete kudasai! —Rolkeny shouted, as they say in the H.
Pinky laughs devilishly while putting the doll in the backpack.
—Now, you ectoplasmic scum; let's get out of here to give you the beating of your lives, if you are alive, muahahahaha! —Exclaimed Pinky as he and they left the house to begin the brutal fight.
All the ghosts surround him and lunge at him, but he unsheathes the samurai sword to unleash a flurry of slashes that devours them.
—Soul-devouring gust... now, Pinky and Miyamoto Musashi, the massacre has begun! —Exclaimed Manolo, who extracts Pinky's soul from her body and Miyamoto Musashi's soul from the sword, the deadliest samurai in history according to Google.
They charge toward the legion. Musashi cuts, dismembers souls as if there were no tomorrow; Pinky leaps like Wolverine into an immense horde, tearing everything apart in his path. However, Manolo deploys another proton pack in order to turn them into whips to fight several hordes of ghosts at the same time (as if he were Kratos from God of War, again) while trapping the souls of the wandering technicians in the dolls. The souls crowd on top of him, but he joins the beams from the launchers, creating a nuclear explosion to get rid of them, while Isidro creates force fields so that the client's property doesn't suffer damage while sitting with the entities that live on the farm, wearing 3D glasses as if it were the cinema, in addition to flirting with the scarecrows, the dryads, and any female entity that happens to be around.
After that, Musashi, the soul of Pinky, and Manolo in Pinky's body, reunite, as the legion was defeated.
—Please, Almighty God, tell me it's over! —Exclaimed Pinky, but all the remaining souls devour each other to combine into a divine-level soul; Isidro uses the scarecrows to cover himself like a coward.
—Me and my big mouth, well, I'll have to bring out the heavy artillery. Musashi, return to the sword and Pinky, return to your body; I don't want you to die, I'm on my way. —Said Manolo, who deactivates the avatar helmet with his mind, takes out the long sword Revolution from the armory behind a compartment that activates the control panel, where he retrieves the impaler's lance; while driving the vehicle to where Isidro is, he jumps over the farm fence with the suspension jump to head toward the colossal soul and activates the human crossbow.
Pinky gets into the vehicle while Manolo puts the vehicle on autopilot. Pinky hands him the backpack with the triggers, the gauntlet, the dolls; he puts the sword of revolution on his waist, the impaler's spear on his back; while opening the pilot's door, he climbs onto the roof, gets on the crossbow, uses his legs to pull back, making the string gain tension until it reaches its critical point to let go and be shot toward the colossal soul (as if he were Kratos in God of War 2 against the Colossus of Rhodes).
—¡The modern inquisitor, please, don't destroy my farm, please! —Connor shouted, waking up in the arms of one of the scarecrows.
—Don't worry, Mr. Mandragor. As long as I'm here, he won't .Is it alright if we proceed with the installation? —Isidro said as he helped him up to go to the house to review and install the service.
Returning to the fight, in mid-air, he draws the sword Revolution to combat the souls in the air; at the same time, he uses one of the triggers to maintain distance, hitting several souls that are behind or several points that the sword does not cover, as well as trapping and capturing several technician souls in the dolls until reaching the colossal soul to land a right hook with the gauntlet that sends it flying thru the air of the farm, taking it out in the process. In mid-air, the white eyes activate; with the triggers, he catches and pulls him toward him to deliver a powerful blow in the air with the gauntlet to send him flying, repeating this action several times until he finally hits him so hard that he crashes thru a mountain to land in a plain.
Manolo lands like they do in parkour.
—Hopefully, there won't be any future clients... Well, what can you do? Collateral damage exists, so I wash my hands like Pilate. —Manolo Said, putting his hands on his head, but then he thinks about it carefully and doesn't care. The colossal soul tries to rise, but Manolo draws, activates both triggers, lunges at the soul, and starts hitting it on the head like Kratos, preventing it from getting up.
—I can help you defeat that monster if you give me a part of yourself. —The spear replied while he was wounding the head, until several minions emerged from his back to attack him, but he defended himself and they left the colossal soul in peace.
—Look, devil's spear, you see that monster, I can defeat it with or without you, because you see these pure and white eyes. —Manolo responded. Take the spear to look him in the eyes, then put it away to continue facing the henchmen, alternating weapons during the fight, in addition to trapping the technicians' souls with the dolls.
—¡Hey, but you are the modern inquisitor! —the spear screamed that felt true terror, while Manolo landed a right hook to the colossal soul before it could recover.
*—Umm... now they call me that, but I only went on vacation, I killed some enchanted motorcycle armors that were bothering someone; if it weren't for Ludovico... well, I was really going to drink hard, but when I came back, I didn't do anything noteworthy for them to be calling me weird names. —Manolo explained while using the Revolution sword as if he were Dante from Devil May Cry against the souls and added. —You have thirty seconds to use your power or I will force it for you.
*Note: Manolo says this argument, his eyes wide open, implying that in that way he does remember what happened.
—What?! —the spear screamed; at what he said, a horde of souls rushed toward him.
—Well, Lu Bo, maybe you didn't beat Thor in that death match, but I'm going to make good use of your technique. —Manolo Said, taking the spear from the tip with one hand, extending it backward and shouted. —¡Let the heavens open, soul breaker!
Manolo strikes the spear into the ground, creating an air wave so powerful that it eradicates the corrupt souls because the divine power transferred thru the spear combined with the attack during the execution; however, it also ended up splitting the colossal soul in half.
—This is not over; in the name of God, activate the power of this spear... Infernal impalement. —Manolo Shouted, who drives the spear into the ground, summoning two spears that impale the two halves and set them on fire.
The soul screams in agony and suffering until it is consumed by the flames of the spears.
—How the hell did you do that? Only the supreme masters can do that. —the spear Complained.
—Well, I have God on my side, so I'm more than they are. —Manolo Answered, sending him to hell.
—That energy could have killed me, it's impossible for someone like you to do that...a Christian with such poor faith. —the spear exclaimed, which doesn't understand anything of what's happening and how someone like him could achieve such a feat.
—I don't know, nor do I care, talk to customer service at 809-770-7666 to make a complaint... and that's the end of the conversation, I have to go back to the farm. —Manolo replied, trying to figure out how he could return because his powers had stopped working. The spear kept complaining, and he told it off, saying that if it kept bothering him, he would destroy it with his own hands, so it fell silent.
Isidro arrives flying in Shen Ray, which is in aerial mode to land vertically.
—Ohh, Isidro... you used air mode, we should use it more often... although after the traumas from Clash of Clans, maybe not. —Manolo said, who has memories of Vietnam because of the air armies and thought: «Damn antiaircraft guns, catapults, hells, I hate them all.»
—How strange that you aren't making anime references this time. —Isidro Said.
—I'm a geek, I watch and consume everything; however, we would be an easy target for antiaircraft, so it's better to stay on the ground and we'll only use it for long distances or in extreme emergencies. —Manolo explained and added. —You did the installation.
—Yep, I checked everything, did the installation normally, explained the service operation to the client, and that's it. —Isidro replied that he is getting off Shen Ray.
—Perfect... And how did you manage to do the installation without the farm entities turning you into mincemeat? —Manolo questioned regarding the installation.
—Easy, because I used a Bluetooth speaker to sing the number one song from the dark dimension, which is breaking audience records from end to end. —Isidro responded, casting a spell of darkness that makes everything darker than it already is.
Manolo thot he didn't want to hear what he thinks that song is: «Oh, no, please, let it not be what I think it is.»
Some stage lights turn on, with sound effects to make the song more epic.
—The Emperor of the Night! —Isidro shouted as lights illuminated him in all his splendor; all the creatures around them knelt and worshiped him like a god, continuing to sing the song.
—My God, holy father of glory, what did Seven-sempai do to this devilish generation? —Manolo Screamed, who gets epilepsy from hearing that song that drives him crazy, until the control panel starts sounding an alarm indicating there is a holographic call, causing Isidro to stop the song, making everyone leave except for them.
Manolo and Isidro enter the vehicle where they activate the holographic projector that displays a round table with: The manager Malcolm Moon, the supervisor Camilion, the warehouse manager Sonya MoonWalker, the payroll manager Meredith Netherland, the workshop supervisor Darius Eón (enchanted armor), the field and orders analyst Hope Hopps (demonic humanoid rabbit).
Those two feel threatened by this meeting because the matter is serious.
—Good morning, Mr. Juan, Mr. Isidro, it's nice to see you both gathered again. The reason for this meeting is to inform you about the new infotécnico 02; please open your emails and access the email. Hope, I'll leave it to you. —Malcolm Said, handing the floor to Hope, while a notification on their devices alerts them that they have received an email; they check the email, and are surprised.
Infotech 02:
Insert image of weapons *
* Note: Previously, there was an image that depicted something violent, but this image did not belong to me, as I randomly took it from Google Images and, since I watched a video about copyright, I didn't want to have problems with the owner of that image.
High-priority notice.
Proceed with violence
Attention, dark dimension technicians: Starting today, a new validation code with the client called "proceed with violence" (proceed to install with violence) will be given. This process involves validating with the customer via a call to the support center for the dark dimension technician with their Sharp mobile application. This code will only be valid when the client agrees to use lethal force against entities that do not allow the installation to be completed peacefully. However, if the client does not agree, they will have to use non-lethal methods to proceed with the installation. For more information, please read the instructions provided in the link:
Manual_of_ Proceed_with_violence_(PCD001).pdf
Rare, we are with you.
Hope proceeds to inform:
«As you can see, technicians, based on the results of these two orders, in addition to the NPS, the code to proceed with violence and the infotéch 01 for vehicular combat will remain under absolute observation; however, I want you to answer me, Mr. Juan Manuel Antonio De los Santos Restituyo, why did you use violence in the locality of Mr. Mandragor when you were instructed not to?»
—Simply because the client had a ghost infestation, Isidro reports what the client told you. — Manolo Argumented.
Isidro details what happened:
«As you can see, Miss Hope, my colleague Juan Manuel Antonio De los Santos Restituyo is innocent since the client has an aversion to the legend of the modern inquisitor regarding what my colleague is accused of. Therefore, I left in the cloud the recording of the call, along with the video of what happened at the client's location where Manolo respected the client's wishes by using the avatar helmet to enter Pinky's body to do his job. Without him, I, Isidro Ricardo Matos Montero, would have been violated and desecrated by the plague of invading ghosts that did not belong to the farm. I also used my magic to protect the client's property as well as the entities that live there.»
—Alright, I will review the videos and the cloud recording to analyze them; in any case, we need you to return to the branch to implement the new improvements to your vehicle, as well as new tools. We are waiting for you. —Hope Said.
—Additionally, they will take their corresponding time off in advance while we make these improvements, so we look forward to welcoming them to leave in peace. —Malcolm Responded, ending the holographic call.
Manolo and Isidro laugh devilishly as they launch Shen Ray in aerial mode to return to the base and go back to the human world.