Nytri and Ryu returned for what seemed to be a week of exploring. Nytri is flying carrying Ryu across the sky towards her territory. Around them is a dust cloud with them flying over a desert land. Beneath them is a bizarre desert with green plants scattered on it but the plants have teeth around them.
Nytri glances ahead to her territory then to Mama Zilla's in the distance, "Hey big bro, when do you think mum is getting back?" Ryu shrugs humming 'I don't know' and speaks, "Why do you ask?"
"I'm considering if I should hide or greet her when she gets back." Nytri speaks. Ryu smiles wryly, "Lil sis, Mum only brings gifts from the aunties and uncles. You can't hide till all the gifts rot." Nytri smirks looking at Ryu, "You have no idea how evasive I can be."
Ryu raises a brow, "Like what? When you hid between Mum's toes? Or when you decided to build a bunker in the mouth of a-" Nytri cuts in, "Okay, not all my ideas were the best, but I did hide from mum." Ryu nods agreeing, "Well yes." He sighs, "Lil sis, if you don't eat, you'll never grow up to be big and strong."
Nytri grits her teeth, "The reason I brought other humans back with me is so you guys will see humans don't grow to be that big!" Ryu raises a brow confused, "Those bugs? I'm certain eating will help them grow."
Nytri speaks with an exasperated tone, "Come on bro. You try stuffing them with that amount of food, they'll die." Nytri's thoughts, "That's how some of my clones have sacrificed themselves ..…..Hold up." Nytri glances it Ryu, "I have a question?"
Ryu looks at Nytri, "What's up?" Nytri tilts her head lowering their altitude, "How come mum is able to tell the real me from my clones? Even I can't do that unless I unsummon them." She mumbles, "And even that, with my clones being able to summon ALTER EGO's of me. I sometimes don't know if I'm the real or clone."
Ryu holds his chin in thought, then he speaks, "Maybe it's a mum thing?" He asks. Nytri shakes her head, "There's no way she can find the real me based on some mummy intuit-" She recalls when she's been able to predict her kids and known when they messed up, "...Maybe? It may be a mum thing."
They enter Nytri's territory and Nytri speaks, "We're home!" She descends gliding across the sky, "Got any plans or you're gonna sleep with the fishes?" Ryu yawns scratching his butt, "*YAWNS* Yeah, maybe I'll do that. They do give good massages. You should try some." Nytri squints her mouth, "Yeah no, I don't want to be flattened by fish fins. They smell fishy."
Ryu raises a brow, "Fish has smell?" Nytri speaks, "You have no idea." Nytri glides getting closer to the ground, before them is the Lovecraftian territory with its vast sea and a surprisingly huge beach. That beach is too big to be considered a beach at this point. The Lovecraftian territory is like a torrential sea with dark skies and no stars, total darkness in the sky. However, they have a beach with stretch from Nytri's territory to the sea. This is almost 2 Kilometers apart and scattered on the land are fishes and odd rock formations.
Nytri stares at a fish and her thoughts, "Wait, why is that fish wearing shorts?" Nytri stares at the fish and Ryu looks at the larger figures on the beach. Nytri's thoughts, "It's jogging and acting cocky. I get that it's a monster bu- Oh, it fell in Kael's fish trap and Ebner has covered its face so it can't identify them when it rebirths." Nytri giggles and her thoughts, "So much for jogging on land. You couldn't fall into a pit in the sea but on land." Nytri stares at the Azurians and her thoughts, "They have a grill... and a lot of bones around that grill."
Nytri flies Ryu closer to the sea to drop him off, but she sees a familiar figure. The figure is over 1.2 kilometers in size, an old Lovecraftian and it's sleeping. "Wait look." Nytri speaks stopping, Ryu turns to see the figure, "It's Old Man Seaweed….And he's asleep." Ryu grins menacingly, "Do you know what I'm thinking?" Nytri also grins, "I'll turn a part of the sea into gasoline." And Ryu speaks, "I'll get the rocks. This is gonna be the best prank yet."
The old Lovecraftian sleeps like a baby on the beach having a dream. Old Man Seaweed dreams of being before sweet rocks (Some Candy thingy) and he gazes at it as it forms from a river. He waited for what felt like years for the river sweet rock/candy to be formed.
He gently reaches out plucking a huge chunk of it and he gazes at it with love, "Oh my precious. You're one of my reasons for wanting a long life. Your color, as beautiful as earth's sky. Your figure, elegant as the Star Worms. Your thickness, worthy of your taste. Your taste,.." He stretches his tongue and licks it, "As precious as…huh, this tastes like earth's gasoline."
Old Man Seaweed looks up and sees the land before him engulfed in flames, "What is going on?! No fire can burn the world like this!" His body catches fire and he screams in pain, "RROOAAAARRRR!"
Old Man Seaweed snaps out of his dream to see his tentacle-beard on fire, "AAHHH-" He rises up from the pain but his head hits a mountain hovering above him *THUUUMMD!" He grabs his head and rolls around in pain, "AAHHH! WHO DARES DISTURB THIS OLD ONE'S SLEEP?!" His beard is still burning so he rolls into the sea which has conveniently been turned into gasoline. And he dives into it *BBOOOOOMM!!*
The smoke clears showing a burnt Lovecraftian. Old Man Seaweed coughs up smoke, *COUGH!*
In the distance at the ends of the beach, 2 figures are hiding behind a rock whispering and snickering. "Did you see the look on his face?" Nytri asks Ryu. Ryu snickers, "I know right! I didn't think he'd drink some of the fire water."
Nytri's Spirit speaks to her in her mind, "Aren't you going to run?" Nytri shrugs still snickering, "Relax, there's no way he can find us." Spirit Nytri speaks, "Even when Lovecraftian can see through objects and this rock falls in that category."
Nytri shrugs, "Relax already, I've enchanted runes on this rock so he can't see through it." Spirit Nytri is shocked, "N-No, that's not what I meant!" Nytri grins, "We're hiding in the best place ever." Spirit Nytri facepalms in Nytri's soul space, "He can see through rocks and your only rock is the one he can't see through."
Nytri freezes, "OH SHIT!" She quickly turns to Ryu, "RYU, WE HAVE TO G-" *KA-BOOOOM* a huge hand appears at where to rock use to be launching the 2 into the air. Nytri shakes her arms frantically as the force blows her away. Old Man Seaweed roars across the land, "YOU ANNOYING BRATS!!!" Those familiar with his roar already know what may or may not have pushed such a cool old guy.
Nytri grabs Ryu carrying him over his shoulders, "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!" She runs with all her mind and her thoughts, "Use the trees as cover!" Ryu clears the dust from his eyes, he looks at the furious Lovecraftian glaring at them as Nytri carries them away. Ryu gets down and carries Nytri instead running faster!
The Lovecraftian turns into a human form looking like a pirate with a big black beard. Old Man Seaweed gives chase against Nytri and Ryu. Nytri stares at the furious Old Man Seaweed, the trees being blown away and the red eyes chasing them. They enter Nytri's territory and the trees by her time and space.
Nytri rubs her chins in thought, "Mum, please come home." They approach a crack through the mountain ahead of them in Nytri's territory, both of them run mightily. Ryu grits his teeth, "Lil sis, turn to Mist!" He throws Nytri through the hole in the mountain. Ryu jumps trying to pass through it but he gets stuck?! His but is outside and Nytri cleanly pass through the crack.
Nytri glances through the crack in the mountain, "Big bro is stuck? I have to hel-" Nytri notices Ryu's warm smile, "Live a good life, my sweet little sister." Old Man Seaweed arrives behind Ryu with metal hard canes like tentacles. Ryu grunts as his face distorts in pain *WHIP WHIP WHIP WHIP*
Nytri turns around, "I'll never forget you're sacrifice!" She takes a step and notices a tentacle coming from the ground to catch her, "Hah! The same trick won't work on me twice!" The tentacles split into more tentacles shocking Nytri, "WHAT?!"
The tentacles bind Nytri hand and foot. Nytri turns to see a person with a big black beard walking slowly towards her, "Hi! Old Man Seaweed! I just got back and was coming to visit you."
Old Man Seaweed speaks, "Oh, and yet you ran from me." Nytri quickly denies, "I didn't run! Was just stretching my legs." Old Man Seaweed glances behind him and Nytri's thoughts, "Good, now's my chance"
Nytri turns and lifts a foot to run. But Old Man Seaweed grabs her from behind, "You're not going anywhere!" He whispers into her ears. Nytri slowly look above her to see Old Man Seaweed's enraged expression. Nytri swallows *GULP*
Old Man Seaweed picks up Nytri and puts her on his laps, then he lifts his hand and starts spanking her. *BAM BAM BAM BAM* and Nytri cries, "AH! MAMA! AH!"
The harmonic voices of 2 siblings cry and the sound of flesh being struck filled the area till the sun came down. No one knows how long the song lasted, but no one dared to ask. Their king is being spanked before them, and that's a good enough reason.
[AU:INFO
- Sweet rocks: A kind of candy that forms, very sweet and grants 5 levels for a mouthful. But has ZERO effect on anyone above level 199. Actually, after level 199, no treasure herbs or tools can increase your level or add anything to you. You just eat it for the tastes.
- Old Man Seaweed is one of the Old Ones. And yes, he's stronger than Mama Zilla
- The Prank Nytri and Ryu pulled off. Nytri covered Old Man Seaweed with flammable liquid but gasoline is faster. Ryu gathered mountains above Old Man Seaweed. Nytri used Abyss Flame to light it up first burning his beard-tentacles and butt on fire, then his face, then he wakes up smashing his head into the mountain. Then he rolls in pain into the sea to quench the fire, but....*BOOOOOM*
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