Machete Girl: Yes! It's that forced gross-out move, where all the excitement vanishes in a flash!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Thanks, I've already thrown up.
Li Mochou felt like she didn't even need to imagine it. Just seeing the idea Qi Luoli posted was too much to handle. Turning into a married woman was bad enough, but about to do that kind of thing too.
What the hell kind of brain comes up with an idea like that?
Lazy Kitten: Don't get me wrong, guys. I was just mentioning the possibility. Before doing anything, we always need to prepare for the worst, right?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No, I think you're just trying to gross us out!
Lazy Kitten: No way, how could little kitten have bad intentions?
Doujin Artist: Whether you do or not, I'm not touching that extra identity! Damn it, from now on I'll stick with the outsider role!
Machete Girl: Scared, totally scared.
Curly-haired Guy: Scared of what? Gin-san fears nothing! Bring it on, give me seven or eight wives, you jerk!
Soul Society's Villain: Seven or eight? Can your kidneys handle it?
Curly-haired Guy: Don't underestimate Gin-san! Back in the day, I started taking care of my kidneys at five years old! Just waiting for a day like this!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What if it's seven or eight husbands?
Curly-haired Guy: Husbands my ass! I'm a guy, hello!
This is an Actor: Who told you guys can't have husbands? Check out a world where gay relationships exist.
Curly-haired Guy: ???
Lazy Kitten: They do exist! In that kind of world! And in my past life's girl novels, they often describe worlds like that, where guys in love can even have kids.
Curly-haired Guy: Damn, no way?
Lazy Kitten: Why not? Even female-dominant worlds exist! You know what female-dominant means? Women rule there, and men are just breeding tools.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Give me a world like that, uncle's ready to be a breeding tool!
Lin Fengjiao: What about dignity? You're throwing it all away?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Dignity? What's that? Can you eat it? Even if you could, I don't want it—uncle's stomach can't handle it! Pete the doc said I might only live off soft food my whole life!
Curly-haired Guy: Are you joking? With your looks, eating soft rice?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Wonder if there's a world full of King Kongs.
Lazy Kitten: Not sure, maybe.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh yeah, Anzen-san already used the extra identity feature, right? What did you get? Don't tell me married man?
Doujin Artist: Hahaha, if so, we'd have to send Konan-sis a green hat crown!
Wig Guy: You're part of it too, unless you think you won't end up with the group leader.
Doujin Artist: ...
Eriri stayed quiet for a bit, then realized it was true. Damn, turns out I'm the clown.
Amegakure Village's Angel: I believe my dear has strong self-control. Even with a married man identity, he'd hold back. Right?
This is an Actor: Your imaginations are wild. Not every world hands out free wives.
Sitting in a street-side cafe, Anzen—now dressed as Geralt—shook his head helplessly. He glanced out the glass window at the busy street, starting to plan his role-play strategy in his mind.
From the memories implanted by the extra identity, he now knew about this world. It was one he was somewhat familiar with, though some details had faded.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So, what exactly? What identity did Anzen-san get?
This is an Actor: Picked one that works for me: Deputy Director of the Magical Law Enforcement Department, Special Auror Task Force Officer.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Doujin Artist: Sounds so official, and I have no clue!
Machete Girl: One thing's clear: Anzen-san's world is definitely a magic one! And the magic society seems advanced, with proper magic enforcement squads.
Lazy Kitten: Auror? You mean like in Harry Potter?
This is an Actor: Yeah, Harry Potter. Share the memories so everyone can see. I haven't finished the last two books.
Lazy Kitten: Got it!
[Notice: Member Lazy Kitten uploaded memory "Harry Potter"]
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh, wizards?
Machete Girl: Wow, that magic is amazing! It can even fix broken stuff?
Curly-haired Guy: Cool, but the power seems weak. And these wizards look pretty lame—if a fighter got close, they'd be done for in seconds!
Doujin Artist: Key point is, that world has no close-range fighters, and wizards have shields like the Iron Armor Charm.
Curly-haired Guy: Still lame though, the spells just aren't strong!
Soul Society's Villain: So what counts as strong to you? One spell wiping out a whole country?
Curly-haired Guy: Not that much, but at least Hado level 90 power!
Lazy Kitten: Hado 90+ my ass. Wizards there don't fight giant enemies like Hollows. Their magic focuses on daily life and practical use!
Lin Fengjiao: Practical for sure, like that cleaning spell. Learn it, and no more worrying about dirty clothes.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Honestly, guys! I love transfiguration. Master that, and it's paradise! Mom won't worry about me finding a girlfriend anymore—I can turn my toilet into one!
Doujin Artist: ...
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You're serious with that idea?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Turning a toilet into a girlfriend—only Deadpool would think of that.
Machete Girl: Wait, wait! Why did Anzen-san say he picked an identity? Aren't they auto-assigned? You can choose?
This is an Actor: Yeah, regular members get auto-assigned. But group owners can pick, up to two identities max. Should be enough for now.
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