Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Lin Fengjiao: ??
Doujin Artist: What the hell only two identities? What the hell it's enough for now! Come on, is that even human talk?
Lazy Kitten: I report this! There's a privileged jerk here! Never thought a cross-world chat group like this would play favorites like that? Total mind-blower, everyone!
Soul Society's Villain: What's mind-blowing about it? We all knew the group owner has privileges ages ago.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah we knew, but didn't expect the privileges to be this crazy! Picking your own identity is one thing, but double identities?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: No fairness at all.
Machete Girl: So double identity means you can pick a king and also be top general, right?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: From the wording, yeah that's it, but I think king and top general together mean nothing. If it was me, buddy! I'd pick male dancer plus gynecologist. Double the fun!
Doujin Artist: What the hell male dancer and gynecologist? You're toxic!
Lazy Kitten: You're such a perv, Deadpool. I always thought you hit rock bottom, but you keep surprising me.
Curly-haired Guy: Yeah, total perv! Who'd be a male dancer? That's just hard work for no gain. If I had to pick, I'd go for bathhouse towel guy for women.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Okay, Agin, you're even creepier.
Lazy Kitten: This group is full of wild ones. Qi Luoli gives up, totally floored by you all!
Amegakure Village's Angel: So, dear, you put both identities in Ministry of Magic jobs?
This is an Actor: No, the two Ministry jobs count as one identity. The other is the first Dark Lord who caused chaos four hundred years ago.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Whoa, Anzen's going big this time?
Lazy Kitten: First Dark Lord, wasn't that Grindelwald? Now it's Anzen bro?
This is an Actor: It's me, but not me. More precisely, the first Dark Lord is the true identity of the character I'm playing. The one joining the Ministry now is that character's alias.
Doujin Artist: So, what character is it?
Soul Society's Villain: From Anzen's style, the character you play already had an alias, right?
This is an Actor: Yes, and that character originally lives in the magic world.
Lazy Kitten: This... is it the Bone King?
Curly-haired Guy: Don't tell me it's Kizaru?
Doujin Artist: ?? How'd you think of Kizaru? One Piece a magic world? And where's Kizaru's alias?
Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, don't you know? Kizaru himself is an alias. His real self is a top Revolutionary Army guy.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wait what? Kizaru in the Revolutionary Army?
Amegakure Village's Angel: No way, is that real?
Curly-haired Guy: Real deal, Gin-san. I got it from a One Piece pro analyst! Top secret!
Lazy Kitten: Your pro analyst... not those randos on forums, Tieba, and anime sites spouting nonsense, right? You believe that crap?
Curly-haired Guy: I trust the master! Master wouldn't lie!
Shark-Faced Guy: Whether the master lied or not, your answer is nonsense. One Piece isn't a magic world. Even I, who barely knows it, gets that.
Curly-haired Guy: It is! Devil Fruits aren't just magic variants?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: By your logic, everything's magic. No other powers in the world.
Lazy Kitten: Anyway, Anzen bro, is that character from anime or live-action?
This is an Actor: Anime.
Lazy Kitten: Fairy Tail?
This is an Actor: Yep, you got it quick.
Lazy Kitten: Haha, lucky guess. I've only seen a few magic anime. Fairy Tail's the big one.
Curly-haired Guy: Fairy Tail, just like I thought.
Doujin Artist: Thought my ass, backseat driving? You just said Kizaru, now it's like you knew? Shameless has limits, jerk!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Never seen this anime, you get me?
Lazy Kitten: Got it, setting it up for the boss now.
[Notice: Lazy Kitten uploaded memory "Fairy Tail"]
Curly-haired Guy: See? See? That's a real wizard, real magic fights! Wizards are trash, pfft!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Don't start fights. We said they're different magic worlds.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Agin's twisting words, ignore him.
Curly-haired Guy: Twisting what? Can't you see the huge gap?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Bro, you're too serious. Fairy Tail wins fights, sure. But for practical magic, uncle thinks Harry Potter's better! Legilimency, transfiguration... oh yeah! All those potions, especially love potion! God tier!
Machete Girl: God tier? You just wanna use them for dirty stuff, right?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Bleh! Deadpool, you're gross!
Amegakure Village's Angel: This anime's plot is fun. Didn't know till the end Natsu's actually END. And the Dark Lord and first guild master had a kid?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Learning dragon slayer magic turns you into a dragon? Cool idea. Like Animagus in Harry Potter?
Lazy Kitten: But Harry Potter Animagus can't turn into magical creatures?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Not the point. I think I know who dear's playing now. Gerald, right?
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