『 Wolverine glared fiercely at Deadpool. "Weren't you supposed to be annoying?! Keep being annoying!"
Deadpool remained silent for a long moment, then punched Wolverine square in the face. Wolverine, after a brief pause, drove his claws straight through Deadpool's thigh!
The two locked eyes, and then a chaotic, savage brawl erupted inside the car!
Blood mist filled the air, and the sound of blades tearing through flesh echoed continuously!
Legs broken, arms snapped, brains pierced, bodies severed in half—yet their terrifying healing factors restored them to pristine condition in a mere instant!
After an unknown amount of time, the two exhausted all their strength and fell into a deep sleep inside the car. Then, a mysterious figure appeared and drove them away. 』
『 .....』
〜Myriad Worlds livestream Chat〜
[ Kizaru (One Piece): "Oh my~ are middle-aged people nowadays really this hot-tempered? It truly scared this old man to death." ]
[ Douma (Demon Slayer): "How terrifying, esteemed gentlemen~ Such regenerative ability is even superior to us demons~" ]
[ The Beyonder (Earth-616): "? Demons? You mean that race created by Muzan Kibutsuji? Pfft, hahahahaha! What right does he have to compare himself to these two? Are you stupid, buddy?" ]
[ Albedo (Overlord): "A bunch of light-fearing rats, not even worthy of being called undead. Pathetic, incompletely evolved creatures." ]
[ Shinobu Oshino (Monogatari): "Indeed. Fearing the sunlight is one thing, but the main issue is that their strength is simply far too weak." ]
[ .....]
〜Marvel Cinematic Universe, Earth-10005〜
"Fuck, LOGAN!!! How dare that bastard humiliate me like this!"
Deadpool's masked face flushed with a mix of anger and embarrassment. He had actually been humiliated so thoroughly by Logan!
He was the number one troll of the MCU, the master of the talk-no-jutsu!
And yet, Logan had reduced him to relying solely on violence??!
Was his label about to be stolen by Logan?
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『 Viewers of Myriad Worlds 』
Watching the antics of these two, everyone felt a mix of helplessness and sighing.
Were their worlds really relying on these two unreliable guys for salvation? If so, they might as well just blow the whole place up.
One could break the fourth wall, and the other was a cosmic anchor, but neither of them seemed mentally stable.
Yet, it was precisely because of this bizarre combination that everyone's interest was piqued.
What would they do next? What were they supposed to do? What kind of sparks would fly between them?
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『 Another unfamiliar ceiling—
Deadpool woke up, his gaze somewhat vacant.
Where was he, who was he, and what was he doing? And what was that pile of yellow shit drinking alcohol next to him?
To the side, Wolverine chugged his liquor, his brow furrowing. Was Deadpool insulting him in his head?
Right at that moment, several figures appeared one by one: Elektra, Blade, Gambit, and X-23!
The four made their entrance and explained that they, too, had been exiled here by the Time Variance Authority (TVA), which was why they were trapped.
The four harbored no hostility. Instead, upon learning about Deadpool and Wolverine's situation, they decided to join forces and fill them in.
It turned out Cassandra Nova possessed the ability to traverse timelines at will, and only she held the means to send them back. To defeat her now, they needed Magneto's helmet to suppress her telepathic powers, but Magneto's helmet had long since been melted down.
Thus, their only option was to use Juggernaut's helmet to suppress her.
"Every time our people fought her before, they failed. The Punisher, Quicksilver, Daredevil, and so on… Even that energetic young lad, Johnny, has been missing for about two days now."
Gambit's face grew heavy. That kid… he had quite liked him.
"…Ah, what a pity. I believe this young lad named Johnny will surely turn danger into safety," Deadpool comforted, before quickly changing the subject! 』
『 .....』
〜Marvel Cinematic Universe, Earth-????〜
The Human Torch turned red-hot, flames erupting wildly from his body!
"Deadpool, f*** you! Motherf*****!"
He was absolutely done with this annoying bastard!
In Deadpool's first major appearance, he had slaughtered the Fantastic Four, and now he had caused him to be skinned alive!
If he, the Human Torch, didn't avenge this grudge, he swore he wouldn't be human!
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『 Although Deadpool put on a good performance, he still let the truth slip. Then, Wolverine, standing beside him, delivered a direct assist!
Gambit and the others' expressions instantly turned hostile. "Spit it out. What did you do to Johnny?"
"Okay, okay, fine. You can only blame him for talking too much in front of Cassandra. She literally peeled his skin off from a distance, and his guts spilled all over the floor," Deadpool described vividly.
"The scene was incredibly tragic. We were practically brothers," Deadpool said, clutching his chest in mock grief, but there was no time to mourn Johnny's death.
What they needed to do now was work together to take down Cassandra!
There was no complex strategy, just pure, brute-force rushing. The group thought for a moment, looked at each other, and instantly agreed.
Using Deadpool the Nice Guy's beat-up car, the six of them drove in. Blade used a rocket launcher to blow the front gates wide open.
And the grand battle was instantly triggered!
A fierce clash erupted inside the colossal corpse of Ant-Man!
Under the cover of the other four, Deadpool and Wolverine successfully penetrated deep into Ant-Man's corpse, where they encountered a perfectly calm Cassandra Nova.
Looking at the two, Cassandra was puzzled. She had clearly spared them once; why would they return to walk straight into her trap?
Just as Deadpool was about to speak, he was flung violently against the wall. Clearly, Cassandra didn't want to hear a single word of his nonsense. Wolverine immediately popped his claws, intending to slice her, but under Cassandra's telepathic control, his body refused to obey.
In the end, he could only fall to his knees before her.
"It's not surprising to see Deadpool in the Void. But you… What is going on inside that little head of yours…?" Cassandra curiously reached her fingers toward Wolverine's temples.
Then, she saw it. This Wolverine had actually caused the deaths of all his friends. Behind his rage lay pure avoidance.
Avoiding the people he had let down, a deep, agonizing pain and endless self-reproach.
But at that moment, the battle outside reached its conclusion. X-23 narrowly managed to decapitate Juggernaut and retrieve his helmet.
Just as Cassandra was about to completely brainwash Wolverine, Deadpool caught the helmet thrown by X-23 from outside and slammed it forcefully onto Cassandra's head!
"Ahhh, take it off!" Cassandra struggled violently, but she was pinned down tightly by Deadpool. With the helmet on, she was nothing more than an ordinary human, completely unable to resist Deadpool's physical strength!
"Send us back right now, or I'll twist your head off… Wait, what the hell are you laughing at?" Deadpool asked, bewildered.
"If you don't take this helmet off, I can't send you home. But the moment you take it off, I will scramble your brains into mush."
"I'll be mast***** with one hand while listening to Enya's discography with the other," Cassandra sneered, her lips curling upward. "Either kill me, or be killed by me."
"Both options are quite lovely," Cassandra remarked from the bottom of her heart.
"Should I do it?" Deadpool blinked, asking Wolverine. "I've got her by the neck, it'd be easy."
Wolverine disagreed, stating that Deadpool would definitely mess it up. As the two bickered, several gunshots suddenly rang out, and Cassandra was shot in the abdomen.
"What's going on?!" Deadpool was utterly bewildered.
"Man, that felt incredibly good." Pyro appeared before the three of them, a look of pure satisfaction on his face. "I've been doing your dirty work day in and day out, working like a dog. I've had enough of this place!"
BANG—!
Wolverine floored Pyro with a single punch. Who the hell are you?
Is it your turn to speak here?
"Hey, she's dying," Wolverine turned back, looking at Cassandra, whose breathing was becoming shallow, and frowned.
"Fine, fine. Hey, if I take the helmet off, do you promise not to kill us?" Deadpool asked loudly.
Clinging to Deadpool's chest, Cassandra said pathologically, "I promise you I'll kill you first."
"How can you be like this!" Deadpool had a mental breakdown.
As Deadpool hesitated, Wolverine spoke up. He resolutely pulled the helmet off. Within moments, Cassandra restored herself to her peak condition!
Yet, she didn't attack. She merely gave Deadpool a little scare, then shook her head and walked over to them. "A while back, a street magician came to the Void."
"Of course, I killed him and wore his sling ring for four days. But then I noticed a beautiful little toy on his finger~"
"Doctor Strange…" Deadpool recognized the ring—the Sling Ring.
But what shocked Deadpool even more was that not only was it a Sling Ring, but both ends of the ring were actually embedded with the Reality Stone and the Time Stone?!
Deadpool rubbed his eyes. Was he seeing this right?! 』
『 .....』
〜Myriad Worlds livestream Chat〜
[ Scott Lang (Earth-616): "Is this farce finally over? My corpse is cheering from the bottom of its heart!" ]
[ Steven Strange (Earth-616): "Even I… died?" ]
[ Wong (Earth-616): "That cloak… could it belong to the Ancient One?" ]
[ Thanos (Earth-616): "And those Infinity Stones… Since she has such power, why does she remain in the Void?" ]
[ Sogita Gunha (A Certain Magical Index): "What's wrong with the Void? It looks way more exciting than the outside world." ]
[ .....]
『 As Cassandra swirled her hand in the air, a fiery portal materialized out of thin air, opening the gateway to the multiverse.
Deadpool and Wolverine exchanged a look, and just before Alioth could consume the area, they leaped through the multiversal portal!
After an unknown amount of time, Cassandra woke up the unconscious Pyro and interrogated him as to why he had shot her in the stomach.
Pyro obediently answered that a man named Mr. Paradox had promised to send him back on the condition that he killed Cassandra!
Cassandra fell silent. They clearly had an agreement…
She had actually been… played?!
Armed with this knowledge, Cassandra immediately opened another multiversal portal and found Mr. Paradox, her slender fingers squirming inside his brain.
"The Time Ripper? What a naughty boy," Cassandra smiled. With a snap of her fingers, she sent Deadpool and Wolverine flying.
Then, she pinned Mr. Paradox to the ground, a bizarre smile on her face. "It's funny, really. I was living quite comfortably in the Void. You people insisted on throwing your trash here, which was fine."
"Alioth and I kept the place clean; everyone should have been happy. But you just had to piss on my lawn and annoy me?"
"So now, I have to tear down this wall. I'll be borrowing the Time Ripper to destroy this universe, and the next, and the… next, next, next, until the entire multiverse is gone, leaving only the Void. Then, I shall be God."
Under Cassandra's 'gentle' interrogation, Mr. Paradox immediately spilled everything on how to operate the Time Ripper.
Meanwhile, to stall Wolverine and Deadpool, Cassandra opened the multiversal gateway and summoned countless variants of Deadpool.
Lady Deadpool, Dogpool, Headpool, Kidpool, and so on.
Nicepool was even used by Deadpool as a human shield, his head blown to pieces, dying on the spot—since Nicepool was the only variant without a healing factor.
Thus, Deadpool successfully inherited his golden Desert Eagles and Dogpool.
Then, a massive brawl began. By the end, the various Deadpools of the multiverse even started slaughtering one another!
But since every multiversal Deadpool possessed an incredibly powerful healing factor, killing one another so easily was impossible!
And it was even more impossible for just the two of them to fight through!
But there was no time left. Deadpool and Wolverine were sweating profusely from anxiety. Just then, a Deadpool riding a bicycle casually pedaled over!
"…IT'S PETER!!!" Instantly, countless Deadpools stopped fighting and cheered. Every multiversal Deadpool had a Peter!
Deadpool and Wolverine seized the opportunity to rush toward the Time Ripper.
But it was too late. Mr. Paradox's expression was grim. "It's over. You're too late."
"Whether it's too late isn't up to you. Tell us what's going on, fast," Wolverine growled.
"If she takes the power of the Time Ripper, she can shred all of reality at will until only the Void remains!" Mr. Paradox said in terror. 』
『 .....』
『 Viewers of Myriad Worlds 』
This was too absurd…
This thought filled everyone's minds. The TVA could casually manufacture a machine capable of shredding multiversal timelines, yet they lacked the power to guard it?
To the point where anyone who got their hands on it could basically become a multiversal threat?
Was there something seriously wrong with this setup?
The logic… made absolutely no sense.
Also, where was Loki? Was he just ignoring this?
( Translator-kun: Loki be like: Everything is according to the plan )
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『 As for how to shut it down…
The Ripper was being fueled in the underground vault. The fuel was generated by the fusion of matter and antimatter within the device.
"Cassandra is currently drawing the Ripper's energy to shred all timelines!"
Theoretically, they had to short-circuit the power supply in the vault. If one of them could bridge the gap between the power feeds, it would trigger an energy overload and destroy the machine.
But… the person who bridged the connection would undoubtedly die.
Deadpool and Wolverine didn't care; they were functionally immortal.
But Mr. Paradox countered, "It's different this time. This is matter and antimatter; the two can never coexist peacefully. If they meet inside a body, they will instantly vaporize it!"
For a moment, the atmosphere fell silent, and time seemed to stand still.
Death… to these two, was something incredibly distant and foreign.
The two arrived at the door, arguing over who would take the final step. In this moment, both of them wanted to sacrifice themselves for the other.
Ultimately, Deadpool locked Wolverine out and stood before the two energy feeds!
"YOU IDIOT!!! YOU BASTARD! YOUR WORLD AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE STILL WAITING FOR YOU!!" Wolverine roared, slamming violently against the door.
At this point, Deadpool had already pulled out the matter feed with his bare hands and was reaching toward the antimatter feed!
Cassandra was only one percent away from completion! Everything was about to end!
But… Deadpool's arms were too short to reach the antimatter feed. 』
『 .....』
『 Viewers of Myriad Worlds 』
Seeing this scene, everyone spat out their drinks. They were just getting emotional, and then this happened?
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〜Marvel Cinematic Universe, Earth-10005〜
"…DON'T BE SO RIDICULOUS!!"
Deadpool roared in frustration!
Look at how passionate this moment was!
Deadpool was actually saving the infinite multiverse!
And the reason for failure… was because his arms were too short?!
YAMERO!!!
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『 "Ahhhhhhh!" Deadpool pulled frantically at the matter feed, straining toward the antimatter feed, but that tiny distance felt like an insurmountable chasm!
No… absolutely not!
This was his first time being a hero! He was the savior of Marvel!
GRAB—BOOM!!!
Just then, a hand forcefully gripped Deadpool's hand. The terrifying energy that pierced the Void erupted, surging through both of their bodies!
"AHHHHHHH!!!" Instantly, the matter and antimatter inside their bodies clashed violently, the agonizing pain suffocating them!
But even so, they did not let go. Because… they carried the survival of the entire multiverse on their shoulders!!
In an instant, countless timelines shook violently! The Sacred Timeline went into chaos!
And Cassandra was unwilling to let it end here; the power of an Omega-level mutant manifested!
In an instant, the earth shattered, and thunder roared! 』
『 .....』
『 Viewers of Myriad Worlds 』
THIS IS EPIC!!!
This moment was the ascension of Deadpool and Wolverine!
DEADPOOL WAS RIGHT—HE WAS THE SAVIOR OF MARVEL!!!
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