〜Marvel Cinematic Universe, Earth-10005〜
"Aaaaah! Cap! It's Cap!"
Deadpool jumped up and down in excitement, tears welling in his eyes!
He was Cap's biggest fan!
As for the last time he slaughtered the Avengers and blew Cap up? That was just a kid being young and foolish. Can you really blame him?
The him in that universe was just too immature—he was practically a child, you can't hold it against him.
Deadpool shook his head and stared at the screen again, thrilled.
"Here it comes, here it comes! Since Cap is here, then…"
The next moment, what appeared on the screen left Deadpool frozen in place.
"What… fk?"
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『 The forces of the Void surrounded the group, but Deadpool wasn't worried at all, because standing in front of them was a man who was like an anchor of stability.
"Get close," Steve Roger(?) said loudly.
"No problem," Deadpool said, hugging Steve Roger(?) directly from behind and whispering in his ear, "You can do this."
The villain opposite them mocked them, and Steve Roger(?), not to be outdone, mocked right back. "Do you see anyone trying to run? You idiot, what happens next is out of your hands."
Hearing this, Deadpool was already incoherent with excitement. Here it comes, here it comes! Was he finally going to see it?!
Was he about to say that line?!
Wolverine, who still had three of Deadpool's swords stuck in his body, looked utterly bewildered. "Say what?"
Of course, it was—
"Avengers Asse—!"
"FLAME ON—!"
The two shouted at the same time.
Deadpool: "…Eh?"
Deadpool froze. Then, he watched as Steve Roger(?) transformed into a fiery man and soared straight into the sky, wildly unleashing fire at Pyro. However, Pyro merely pinched the air with his fingertips, and all the flames were absorbed instantly.
In the end, a weakened Steve Roger(?) fell powerlessly from mid-air. 』
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〜Myriad Worlds livestream Chat〜
[ Jonathan Storm (Earth-???): "…? No, he's Cap, so who am I?" ]
[ Deadpool (Earth-10005): "Aaaaah! You bastard Human Torch, give me back my Cap!" ]
[ Lady Avalon (Type-Moon): "This can easily be listed as one of the most iconic scenes in the MCU, right? It's too funny! Did you guys see Deadpool's bewildered face? Even through the mask, you can feel his utter confusion, Hahahahaha!" ]
[ Tony Stark (Earth-616): "Thought we were getting something massive, but it turned out to be a massive disappointment?" ]
[ Loki Odinson (Earth-616): "Pfft, Hahahahahahaha! Good news: Cap. Bad news: Human Torch version of Cap." ]
[ Homelander (The Boys): "An absolute disgrace to superheroes!" ]
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〜Marvel Cinematic Universe, Earth-????〜
Avengers Headquarters—
"No… I… he… you?"
Captain America's upright chest finally slumped. He stared at his screen-self in complete collapse… No, was that really him?
The voice, the appearance, even the demeanor were exactly the same…
If that wasn't him, who was it? Even Deadpool had recognized him, hadn't he?
So why on earth?! Cap began to question his entire existence!
Beside him, the Avengers were turning red from holding back their laughter. Thor even flew up into the sky and laughed out loud. Good, good, this was perfect.
This screen couldn't just keep targeting him alone!
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『 "We don't know this guy, wrong person," Deadpool said after three seconds of silence, suddenly coming to his senses.
But Sabretooth on the war chariot recognized Wolverine. However, it was utterly useless; in a one-on-one, Wolverine sliced and killed him in a split second.
Yet Pyro, standing nearby, wasn't surprised at all. He even smiled disdainfully. Then, a giant electromagnet instantly sucked Deadpool and Wolverine onto it.
When Deadpool woke up again, he learned from the knockoff Cap—the Human Torch—where exactly this place was, and who had tied them up.
He also learned what would happen to those exiled by the Time Variance Authority(TVA).
"Alioth, it consumes everything."
And now, they were being taken to meet the boss of this place. 』
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〜Myriad Worlds livestream Chat〜
[ Chaotic Evil Gudako (Type-Moon): "Alioth? If I remember correctly, it's that dark cloud that looks like a giant dog, right?" ]
[ Loki Odinson (Earth-616): "A dark cloud that looks like a giant dog? Hahaha, put that way, it really is true." ]
[ Sengoku (One Piece): "But is there actually a boss in this place? When Loki was there back then, he didn't seem to know about it." ]
[ Da Vinci-Chan (Type-Moon): "Naturally, wherever there is life, there is struggle. Maybe Loki's stay back then was just too short?" ]
[ Loki Laufeyson (Earth-???): "The entities pruned from the entire multiverse by the TVA are all here. In a way, this place is far more exciting than the outside universe." ]
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『 Viewers of Myriad Worlds 』
Everyone grew curious. Who exactly was this boss of the Void, who had never appeared before?
To be able to control the Void, their strength must surely be formidable, right?
No… it probably wasn't the entire Void. Even now, they still hadn't figured out just how vast this Void was.
But what was certain was that the Void did not belong to any single universe; it was perhaps an existence completely independent and outside of the universes!
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『 The setting sun was like blood, and a solitary plume of smoke rose in the desert.
Deadpool and the others were locked in a cage and quickly brought to the enemy's headquarters.
That was… a giant corpse of Ant-Man. He lay on the ground, his hands spread inward as if guarding something.
Deadpool and the others were roughly dragged to the ground. Then, Ant-Man's skull opened up. In the dust, a bald figure sat in a wheelchair.
Deadpool rejoiced. "Hey! Is that little Chuck? It's me!"
But Wolverine denied it with a look of confusion. It indeed wasn't Charles, but… it also seemed like him. Why did they have the same scent?
The next second, the figure stood straight up. Deadpool said speechlessly, "Oh, so you were just faking being crippled. Nice one, the internet trolls could roast you into a real cripple."
Cassandra also saw that the other party was related to Charles, and explained that she was indeed Charles's twin sister from the same womb.
She didn't care about the threats of the two at all. She casually let them go and walked over to the Human Torch nearby. "I've been wanting to catch you, little firefly, for so many years."
But at this moment, Deadpool spoke up inopportunely, "Oh~ Johnny told us all about you."
Wolverine instantly looked helpless, while the Human Torch nearby stared at Deadpool's mouth, seemingly realizing something, and swallowed hard.
The next moment, Deadpool started. "Johnny said you're a psycho who takes enemas, highly controlling, and with sadistic tendencies."
"! No, I never said that!" Johnny stamped his feet in panic.
"No, you did say it, Johnny, you can't wimp out now," Deadpool interrupted. "Johnny said you're a short-legged, low-class piece of garbage, only fit to suck his noble, cold, and handsome dk, and that you should take your dead pig face and drop dead as far away as possible."
Johnny still wanted to argue, but the next moment, Cassandra reached out and gripped the air. Johnny's skin was instantly ripped off, turning into a pool of flesh and blood flowing onto the ground.
Deadpool gasped. Wolverine beside him instantly roared in anger, "You really are a piece of work. He died because of you!"
"Hey! I'm really sad too! Besides, do you know how high his salary was?!" Deadpool argued innocently! 』
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〜Myriad Worlds livestream Chat〜
[ Charles Francis Xavier (Earth-10005): "…No, you should already be dead?!" ]
[ Cassandra Nova (Earth-10005): "Is it hard to accept, my dear brother? Don't let me get out, or I will definitely take good care of you, my cute little cripple~" ]
[ Jonathan Storm (Earth-???): "I was… FLAYED JUST LIKE THAT?!! Deadpool! You bastard! I swear vengeance against you!" ]
[ Deadpool (Earth-10005): "Oh my god! I'm so wronged! Am I the kind of guy who talks nonsense and frames people?!" ]
[ Steve Roger (Earth-616): "Do you really think someone wearing my exact face would say such vile, disgusting things?" ]
[ Deadpool (Earth-10005): "…Maybe it's precisely because he was wearing your skin!" ]
[ Kazuma Satou (KonoSuba): "Hey! I have an idea. We should team Deadpool up with Aqua!" ]
[ Aqua (KonoSuba): "…?!! No! Anything but that!" ]
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『 Viewers of Myriad Worlds 』
Everyone was also amused and angered by Deadpool's ability to stir up trouble. They couldn't imagine what kind of nightmare it would be to team up with a guy like this.
If their teammate were Deadpool, they might have to think about how to survive their teammate first.
However, what was more concerning was that this person named Cassandra seemed… not weak at all?
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『 While Deadpool was trying his best to defend himself, a meaningful smile suddenly appeared on Cassandra's face.
"Shh, Alioth is hungry."
In the distance, dark clouds pressed down, and crimson eyes emerged from the void. Lightning raged, and the terrifying power could still be felt even from miles away.
Wolverine wanted to strike at Cassandra first, but he was pinned to the ground and beaten in a single move.
Seeing this, Deadpool immediately raised his hands submissively, stating he just wanted to go back to his own universe.
Cassandra didn't care about any of this. She teleported directly behind Deadpool, shoved her hand into his brain, and read his memory.
Then, she humiliated him ruthlessly. 』
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『 Viewers of Myriad Worlds 』
Everyone showed puzzled expressions. Cassandra read Deadpool's memory… but why didn't she go mad?
Didn't Charles read Deadpool's memory before and die on the spot?
Why was Cassandra fine here? Did she not read that part, or did she herself also know about the fourth wall?
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『 Just as Cassandra looked at Deadpool disdainfully, six sharp claws instantly pierced through her chest from behind. Seeing this, Deadpool immediately threw his baby swords to add another blow.
He praised loudly, "Hahaha, buddy, you're awesome! Absolutely fantastic!"
Cassandra showed a pained expression, but the next moment her face suddenly changed. With a gentle slap, Wolverine was sent flying, and she didn't care about the terrifying wounds on her body at all.
Cassandra put one hand in her pocket and laughed. "This isn't fun anymore. Look at the time, it's time for dinner."
"ROAR!!!"
A deafening roar echoed through the Void. Alioth's terrifying figure blotted out the sky, tearing through the void, and charged wildly like a prehistoric beast!
"Shit…" Deadpool froze. Fortunately, at the critical moment, Wolverine found a flying vehicle and escaped with him.
Meanwhile, Cassandra, standing at the center of Alioth, didn't change her expression at all and even looked amused.
She pressed down with one hand, and Alioth instantly calmed down. 』
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『 Viewers of Myriad Worlds 』
Countless viewers looked at this scene in shock and uncertainty.
Wait? You suppressed Alioth with just one hand? That strong???
When Loki faced Alioth before, they had already learned some information about it.
A tempest of life with powerful time-devouring abilities, capable of destroying all matter and energy it touched.
There were even legends that Alioth was a creature created from all the tears of reality during the Multiversal War.
An existence that was like a mini-boss in Loki's story, helping He Who Remains end the Multiversal War, was subdued just like that?
Or was there some kind of unspeakable relationship between the two?
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〜Myriad Worlds livestream Chat〜
[ Reed Richards (Earth-???): "This is already Omega-level, right?" ]
[ Arishem the Judge (Earth-???): "Although weak, she indeed is. An Omega-level mutant, but only a few of them are truly formidable." ]
[ Adam Warlock (Earth-???): "I think Vulcan is pretty strong." ]
[ Shirai Kuroko (A Certain Magical Index): "Eh? What is Omega? Can someone who knows explain?" ]
[ Jean Grey (Earth-10005): "That's a mutant classification. Mutants are divided by their ability strength into Epsilon-class, Delta-class, Beta-class, Alpha-class, and Omega-class..." ]
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〜Marvel Cinematic Universe, Earth-????〜
The spike-covered mutant looked at Cassandra on the screen and smiled disdainfully. What boss of the Void, what Omega-level mutant, in his eyes, it was all a joke.
Swoosh—
Sharp spikes pierced through his skin. He twisted his neck, his entire body emitting an incredibly suffocating and terrifying pressure.
If he met her… he would definitely let Cassandra see what a real mutant was!
Time Variance Authority—
"Tsk, Omega-level? Maybe she really is,"
Loki observed Cassandra and commented, but she was also the weakest, even at the bottom of that tier.
To put it bluntly, she was just the Mummudrai from Shi'ar mythology. Relying solely on her own power, even reaching planet-busting levels, would be a struggle.
The ones who were truly strong were those few first-tier Omega-level mutants.
Thinking of those existences, even Loki couldn't help but shudder.
Those in the third and second tiers were fine, but the ones in the first tier were all true monsters, and it wouldn't even be an exaggeration to call them conceptual gods!
Omega-level mutant Hope Summers, who could infinitely copy superpowers and directly boost others' powers to the maximum level. She could even copy the Phoenix Force, one of the three oldest forces in the universe.
She had even once evolved into the White Phoenix!
And then there was the Omega-level mutant Monarch, who could warp reality at a quantum level, change the cause and effect of all things, influence and modify reality from its root, and warp three dimensions into four.
He could even modify himself to become the ruler of the Living Tribunal in the future, though this brain-dead guy was too obsessed with becoming Captain Britain.
And the last one was even more terrifying: Franklin Richards, a Beyond-Omega-level existence. He possessed the power to destroy half the universe since birth.
Then there was manipulating time, modifying the cause and effect of all things at will, and creating countless parallel universes out of thin air.
Even Eternity, Infinity, and Galactus had to admit that he was the strongest mutant existence.
Even Galactus became his herald. You say Galactus has been reduced to a benchmark for power scaling and is defeated everywhere? That's fine, Galactus is just like that.
But the strength of the first-tier mutants was unquestionable.
"The ultimate limit of human mutation, the product of mutant evolution. For humans to birth such power, Omega-level mutants are truly terrifying."
Loki sighed. Before becoming the God of Stories, he always thought humans were pitifully weak, but looking at it now, he just hadn't been beaten down by reality yet.
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『 Deadpool and Wolverine scrambled and escaped at the last moment. After gathering their thoughts, the two chose a direction to move forward.
But then, a dog's bark made Deadpool freeze. Then, a dog so ugly that it made Wolverine's face distort ran out. That was…
Dogpool?!
Then, a Deadpool without a mask and without any disfigurement appeared. He was Nicepool. He provided Deadpool with a car and pointed them in the direction to move forward.
Wolverine drove the car, while Deadpool kept acting like an idiot beside him.
Under Wolverine's threat, Deadpool finally shut up, but he suddenly asked, "If they can fix your world, what's the first thing you want to do?"
Wolverine's expression instantly became dark and terrifying. HE UNDERSTOOD… DEADPOOL WAS LYING TO HIM!!!
Wolverine slammed on the brakes, and his claws pierced directly into Deadpool's thigh!
"I didn't lie to you! I just painted a beautiful picture for you!" Deadpool screamed in pain.
Wolverine looked at Deadpool and said word-for-word.
"I really gave you too much face, didn't I… No wonder the Avengers didn't want you, and the X-Men didn't want you either. They have no entry requirements, because you are just a ridiculous moron, an underdeveloped idiot."
"You are the most pathetic, most attention-seeking, foul-mouthed punk I have ever seen."
"I've lived for 200 years, but I've never seen such a piece of shit like you!"
Deadpool, beside him, was already stunned. He touched his mouth. No… his smart mouth was still on him, wasn't it?!!
In an instant, Deadpool was absolutely fuming! 』
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『 Viewers of Myriad Worlds 』
Pfft… Hahahahahaha!
Well said! WELL SAID!!!
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