Uncle Star: Hey, kid. Today I'm going to teach you the most basic stage of self-defense. You need to be mentally prepared and confident.
READY, KID!!!
Red: READY, UNCLE!!! Let's get started!
Uncle Star: Good. If you're mentally prepared and confident, that's already a strong foundation.
Uncle Star: Now, to begin, I want you to run around my yard thirty-three times. Are you ready?
Red: I'm ready, Uncle. I'll start running thirty-three laps around the yard.
Uncle Star: If you can exceed my expectations, I'll be very pleased. Hahaha… Now, start!
The basic training begins.