"Speaking of which..."
With black lines all over her head, unable to bear watching the Peach Pink and Sulfur Magical Girls already wrestling, Sakurako Busujima said to Kohei speechlessly: "It must be hard for you being with them."
"Well, you just get used to it eventually. After all, my characteristic is tolerance..."
"Is that 'staying out of it,' Kohei? The initiator of the breast-rubbing is even more guilty!"
Giving Sulfur a maniacal tongue-poking choke-play with his pink twin tails, Miyazawa Yuu turned and punched Aquamarine's meager oppai, and the latter immediately spat out a mouthful of old blood and fell to the ground.
The warm summer breeze blew into the classroom from the screen window, lifting the skirt of the ultimate winner, exposing pink panties to the world.
Stepping on his fellow Magical Girl comrade, Magical Girl Peach Pink scoffed and then arrogantly pointed both fingers to the sky, striking a KO pose!
Zangief! WIN!
"...What kind of bizarre plot is this? It's too outrageous even for the strange sections!"
Shaking her head to clear the strange background noise from her ears, Sakurako Busujima scornfully kicked the defeated Magical Girl to the corner with the tip of her shoe, then squinted and asked: "So, what kind of trickery are you guys up to now? And are you really Yuu?"
"Yuuma..."
A faint reminder came from behind. With two impatient veins popping out on her forehead, she could only correct herself again.
"Yes! Yuuma, fine!"
"Well... that's a long story."
Sitting down carelessly on the vanity chair, Miyazawa Yuu's masculine posture combined with his beautiful face made Sakurako Busujima feel physiologically uncomfortable.
It was similar to the feeling of detachment when a beautiful girl, who looks bright and glamorous on the outside, is secretly plagued by hemorrhoids and has to go for check-ups every month!
"Then make it short!!!"
"Simply put, we are filling in for three voice actors who ran away, and we are trying to find the 'Magical Girl feeling,' that's all..."
Struggling to climb up from the floor, Kitahara Iori dusted off his clothes and gave Yuu a challenging look, requesting a rematch.
The latter predictably spread his hands and beckoned twice. After all, if Iori gave up easily, he wouldn't be Iori. The golden spirit of the Pab Club is the pleasure of fighting without reason!
"Oh... the 'Magical Girl feeling,' is that why you were rubbing each other's oppai?"
"That's right! Please, absolutely do not leak our information, we beg you!"
"Aww~ Why? I don't even like voice actor concerts."
With a completely indifferent expression, Sakurako Busujima looked at the beautiful-girl-version of Yuu sincerely requesting her help, and for some reason, her playful side suddenly came out.
"No, no, no, instead of saying I don't like it, it's more accurate to say that forcing us to work all day should mean we're enemies~"
"Nani! Are you, you bad woman, going to rat us out?!"
Sitting up with a start from his near-death state, Imamura Kohei's face was ferocious, letting out a threatening hiss from his throat, his veins bulging, ready to kill to keep them silent.
However, none of this was a threat to Sakurako Busujima, as she had already figured out the Pab Club's background.
Although these people look bizarre, they still stick to their principles.
At least for normal people, they would only inflict mental pollution that might cause a little AOE splash damage, and they would absolutely not resort to violence otherwise.
Of course, TinkerBell was an exception; that was an age-old feud, and any means were fair game.
"Is that so~ What are you going to do, little brother Kohei?"
"Wuu..."
The consequence of being fierce on the outside but weak on the inside was immediately apparent. Imamura Kohei, having no counter-measures against a genuinely bad woman, was instantly thrown into a panic.
But for the sake of his beloved voice actor concert...
"Please, please, I beg you, Lady Dokushima..."
Two streaks of tears flowed from the corner of his eyes. Imamura Kohei clutched his chest and guaranteed remorsefully: "For this, I'm willing to do anything!"
"How miserable..."
Sakurako Busujima frowned in disgust. She looked down the most on two-dimensional enthusiasts, guys who only immerse themselves in the virtual world. She found it annoying that they were so lackadaisical about their own lives.
What was worse was that they probably didn't have much money, making it extremely difficult to manipulate them as sugar babies, after all, no matter how perfect a three-dimensional beautiful girl was, she couldn't compare to a two-dimensional one.
"What's wrong with it? Aren't you struggling with the performance too? It would be much simpler if I just leaked the news..."
"But! Lalako..."
"Absolutely not!"
Just as Imamura Kohei was sadly trying to defend himself, Miyazawa Yuu waved him off and sat up with a solemn expression, blocking him.
"What...?"
"I said, we will absolutely not give up the concert, we will go even if we mess up completely, because this is a promise!"
Snapping his fingers, Kitahara Iori immediately flashed over in a slouching manner, lifting his leg and completely blocking the doorway. Of course, it would have been more stylish if his panties weren't exposed.
"And this is the performance that this guy Kohei looks forward to! So no matter what, we will give it our all. Please, at least don't say anything before the performance!"
"Hmph? Even if you might be exposed for cross-dressing afterward?"
Placing her hands on her hips, a cold smirk hung on her lips, with no intention of backing down. The more people insisted on something, the more Sakurako Busujima liked to break it!
There was no deep reason, she simply got annoyed when she saw silly people being happy!
If she was just joking and threatening earlier, now that all three of Miyazawa Yuu's group were serious, the joke quickly escalated into a planned agenda.
"That's right. As long as we can let Kohei watch the entire concert without a hitch, we actually don't care much about being humiliated later."
Nodding to himself in deep agreement, Miyazawa Yuu completely failed to notice the malice bursting out from Sakurako Busujima, and instead softened his tone, offering a counter-offer.
"As compensation, let's have a drinking party together tonight. We'll pay for everything!"
"Do you really think such a small favor can bribe me?"
Her eyelids twitched with anger. Sakurako Busujima thought this guy was going to offer something to shut her up, but it turned out to be such a ridiculous reward.
Honestly, are they still children? Thinking that every problem can be solved with a meal...
Just as she was about to flat-out refuse and mock these mentally deficient boys, she looked up and met Miyazawa Yuu's firm yet friendly gaze, and Kohei's expectant eyes.
"..."
Her heart was slammed hard. The words of realism in her throat somehow got all jammed up, and no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't clear them.
"How about it? Let's have a celebration party together?"
"...I can only guarantee that I won't leak the news before the performance. After it's over, my freedom is mine."
"Yes! Awesome!"
The Aquamarine Magical Girl's fake breast slipped down to her stomach in her joyful weeping, but unfortunately, since the fake breast was practically a sticker, you couldn't tell even though it had moved position.
"Ah, ah, the stubborn Sakura has been completely defeated..."
"It's Yuuma, after all. This is to be expected."
Looking at Sakura, who was angrily kicking the table, Natsume Kanon and Hanazono Yoko shook their heads helplessly.
Actually, Lady Dokushima was quite nice to those around her, but she had a tendency to obsess over certain details, and her temper was incredibly stubborn, giving people the impression that she was always sulking.
But now it seems there's someone who can tame her, which is wonderful!
And also...
"Yuuma~ Running away without saying goodbye last time really hurt our feelings!"
"If you don't want us to leak the news, how about thinking of some compensation to give us girls a little treat too?"
"Uh..."
He almost forgot about his two old enemies. Miyazawa Yuu's behavior of hitting and running to win against TinkerBell was the epitome of a scumbag.
"How about, the drinking party too? Sitting at the girls' table, of course."
"It's a deal!"
"Actually, sitting with the boys is fine too, we can hold our liquor very well!"
"Anything but that!" X3
Having lived this long, it was the first time they had seen people actively seeking death by joining the Pab Club's male group. The Pab Club's Three Stooges frantically waved their hands, as saving a life is better than building seven pagodas.
"Ah... fine~"
"But now we seem to be facing one more difficult problem!"
Finally having dealt with the incoming girls, Kitahara Iori sighed in relief, but also tilted his head, bringing up the biggest drawback with a headache.
"We still haven't completely experienced the 'Magical Girl feeling'!"
"That's true..."
With not much time left, and so much of it having been wasted unnecessarily, Miyazawa Yuu could only take things one step at a time, trusting his performance genes to kick in at the last minute.
"Eh? Your aura just now was great, the part where you completely overwhelmed Sakura!"
Raising her hand to suggest, Natsume Kanon felt that Miyazawa Yuu's trio's performance just now perfectly matched the characteristics of a Magical Girl— protection, kindness, courage, and love, not one was missing, a ten out of ten Magical Girl virtue!
"That's right."
Although it hurt Sakura's feelings, Hanazono Yoko had to admit it was the truth.
"Your voices were sweet yet firm. It was exactly how a Magical Girl should sound when defeating a villain. Can't you make use of that?"
"Hoh hoh!"
Striking a Gendo Ikari pose, Miyazawa Yuu's eyes suddenly lit up— It seems, that's exactly the case!