"Everyone! Good evening~ The Magical Girls protecting the city, Trèz Magia, are here!"
"Today, we will also defeat all the bad guys and protect the city!"
"Yes!!!"
It turned out that holding a voice actor concert at Aomi Girls' School was not a good idea, especially if boys were not allowed to enter the school.
Facing the wave-like boiling roar from the audience, Miyazawa Yuu finally sighed in relief. At least half the battle was won by not having a cold opening.
All that was left was to endure the three songs, and the performance would be a perfect conclusion!
However...
"Do these guys absolutely have to focus their gaze on our thighs!?"
"The skirt is so short, I don't dare to run around freely..."
"Thinking back, we used to be like this, we were vile, just like maggots."
"That's true..."
Although stripping to play rock-paper-scissors during a drinking party was perfectly fine, facing the predatory gazes now, Miyazawa Yuu was uncharacteristically conscious of his appearance, frantically protecting his panties.
He couldn't help it. He felt that if he made a big move and accidentally exposed himself, the scumbags in the audience would rush up and drown him...
"They're singing quite well! I was so surprised when they were doing emergency make-up touch-ups before going on stage!"
Below the stage, sitting in the front-row VIP seat, Hamaoka Azusa leaned down mischievously, pulled out her phone, and turned off the flash.
Opportunities for Yuu to be so shy don't come often. The last time he cross-dressed, she recalled, was during the Izu Spring Festival.
However, she was wearing jeans then, so Yuu's casual attire wasn't much to look at after the transformation.
But it was different now. If she took a good photo, she could completely print it out and enshrine it by her bedside, laughing twice every morning to maintain a good mood all day!
"Awesome! That's really awesome. If only Chisa could smile more often, she would be super—! Cute!"
"I'm sorry for not being cute enough right now!"
Looking at her sister, who was constantly using her long telephoto lens to snap photos of Yuu, Kotobuki Chisa felt that this couple was hopeless. Would a normal girl be so excited about her boyfriend cross-dressing?
Moreover, turning her head to look at the equally flushed-faced TinkerBell senpai and the disgruntled Sakurako Busujima, she asked with a slight suspicion: "Why are you guys in Yuu's dressing room?"
"Didn't we already tell you?"
"Delivering stuff, ex-girlfriend..."
Holding no good feelings for her former love rival Chisa, Natsume Kanon and Hanazono Yoko teased impatiently: "What's wrong? Did your sister steal your boyfriend, so you came to take your anger out on us?"
"I already said he's not an ex-boyfriend, Yuu's target has always been Onee-san..."
"Is that so?"
Tilting her head and pointing to Magical Girl Sulfur on the stage, Natsume Kanon blinked her large eyes and asked indifferently: "What about him? Doesn't the campus website say you two are boyfriend and girlfriend? Is that true?"
"Wuu..."
Her face instantly darkened. Kotobuki Chisa felt that being mistaken for Yuu's ex-girlfriend was better than verbally admitting that Iori was her boyfriend!
"All in all, even if the enemy has changed, we won't give up!"
"Eh? You guys know that Yuu's 'puppy dog' act is just an act, right? Why are you still holding onto him?"
Seeing her former love rivals aggressively staring at her sister and Azusa-senpai, Kotobuki Chisa didn't understand what appeal Yuu had that was worth the two senpais fighting over him.
If it was purely his looks, Kohei was even slightly better looking than Yuu, plus the abstract personality refined by the Pab Club.
Looking across Izu University and Aomi Girls' School, the only girls who could fully keep up with Yuu's pace were probably Azusa-senpai and Nanaka-nee!
"Does that even need asking?"
With a gaze like looking at an idiot, Natsume Kanon sat cross-legged on the seat and turned to Chisa, then explained seriously and matter-of-factly: "First, of course, because Yuuma is very handsome; his appearance perfectly meets the criteria for courtship!"
"So shallow..."
"Of course, there's a second point. He can be flexible, and he plays the 'puppy dog' act so well; even if he goes out to be an escort, he could earn a lot of money back, right?"
Extending a finger, Hanazono Yoko supplemented with an expression of 'I see you completely don't understand': "His external appearance is pleasing to the eye! He's highly socialized and can earn money! A guy like that is a quality resource, you definitely have to hold onto him tightly if you can catch him in college!"
"Is that... so?"
Chisa didn't understand! Chisa was shocked!!!
While Yoko and Kanon were continuously listing— 100 Advantages of Miyazawa Yuu as a Boyfriend, Kotobuki Chisa had already fallen into confusion.
Despite being partners who spend time together every day, it would take a serious search of her mind to list more than ten of Yuu's advantages, yet these two girls could keep talking!
No matter what, as a comrade, this was a huge failing!
"Mm-hmm, that's absolutely right! And not only that, Yuu is also very thoughtful and will cover for others when drinking!"
"He's very capable, follows a routine, actively makes breakfast in the morning, and his cooking skills are also excellent..."
"Right!"
With twinkling stars in her eyes, as if she had found a kindred spirit, Natsume Kanon excitedly high-fived Hamaoka Azusa over Chisa's head—
"Yay!" X2
"Aba aba... Aba? Aba!"
"Hold on, Azusa-senpai is a love rival, right? Chisa already can't understand, she's turning into a little idiot who can only say 'Aba aba'!"
Poking her small head out from behind, Yoshihara Aina's tiny brain was filled with enormous confusion.
They were still at war with Chisa, the ex-girlfriend, but why were these two old friends of TinkerBell so friendly towards Azusa-senpai?
This is not fair! This is complete differential treatment!
"Eh? Although they are enemies, they truly have good taste!"
"That's right! People who can appreciate Yuu's advantages are worthy of recognition. As the saying goes, underestimating the enemy is underestimating yourself!"
"Ah..."
So that's how it is, is this the mutual admiration between experts? Sorry for interrupting...
Shrinking her head back pitifully, Yoshihara Aina admitted that she was a little too loud just now. It was best if the two experts just ignored her.
"But, it's really unexpected. The goddess of Aomi Girls' School would be with the sister of Izu's Ice Mountain Goddess..."
Bending backward to peek her upper body out from beside Kanon, Sakurako Busujima asked in confusion: "Even if that guy is good, he's not that good, is he?"
"Regarding that..."
Placing one hand on her chest, Kotobuki Nanaka closed her eyes and thought for a moment, then bloomed into a gentle smile and explained: "Maybe after being together for a long time, the relationship just naturally solidified."
"And Yuu is also very good at taking care of our feelings..."
Grinning mischievously at Magical Girl Peach Pink, who was running with his legs clamped on the stage, Hamaoka Azusa formed a peace sign in front of her chest and boasted: "Everything is double-served, oh, Yuu is awesome!"
"Awesome... huh?"
"I can't refute that. If it were me, I'd probably try hard too..."
Her gaze inevitably shifted to the large evil (Nanaka and Azusa's chests). Natsume Kanon felt like her eyes were about to be blinded. From this point alone, a sad high wall seemed to have been erected between herself and her ideal.
...
"Everyone! The concert is over~ Let's protect the city's peace together next time!"
On the stage, completely unaware of what had happened below, Miyazawa Yuu forced himself through the final move, and his expression instantly became as comfortable as ascending to heaven.
To be honest, the moment the background music stopped, his entire being was relieved and ascended.
Heaven knows how difficult it was to perform moves with his legs clamped shut. For a gentleman who deeply understood "a gentleman is open and honest, a petty man hides his little thing," he instinctively said No to this kind of nature-suppressing attire!
"Eh?!!! Liar!"
"No, no, no, Lady Mahou Shoujo! My heart hasn't been saved yet! How will you make up for what I'm missing!"
"Exactly! Sing two more songs! Even if they are children's anime theme songs, it's fine!"
Seeing the performance end, the boys in the audience instantly collectively went into a performative frenzy.
Their mournful looks were exactly like a victim who realized their phone battery died and shut down halfway through using the toilet, only to reach into their pocket and realize they hadn't brought any paper.
What do you mean, "children's anime theme songs are fine," these guys weren't even here to listen to the songs from the beginning, were they!
He was angry, but he had to maintain a smile. Magical Girl Peach Pink could only weakly fight back with a twitching little finger that was close to cramping.
"Sorry, sorry~ The Magical Girls' songs have ended. If everyone likes it, please support Kayako more!"
Seeing the three backing singers' foreheads throbbing with veins, looking like they were about to grab their magical girl wands and start a massacre, Mizuki Kaya quickly gave her speech and hurried the three of them off the stage.
"Mm! A perfect conclusion. Let's leave too. Everyone, let's have a celebration party together!"
"Oh!!!... Wait, why am I so happy?"
"Don't worry about the details, Aina~"