"Glug glug glug! Pfft ah, those guys... they were all tilting their heads to watch the concert!"
In the dressing room, without a moment's hesitation, Miyazawa Yuu chugged a bottle of life water, slammed the bottle onto the table with a bang, and roared with red eyes.
"Although I don't care, just thinking that someone was trying to sneak a peek at my panties makes me uncomfortable all over!!"
"Agreed, they're all perverts!"
"Guys who harbor ill intentions toward beautiful girls are lute-headed idiots!"
Also making facial antics and chugging alcohol madly, since the performance was over and they would be removing their make-up soon, Iori and Kohei didn't care about their image anymore.
"Excuse me! Wuu ah, Yuu, have you guys started drinking already?"
Pushing the door open, Hamaoka Azusa looked up and saw the Magical Girls sitting with their legs apart, tilting their heads back to drink, their expressions being both trashy and unfriendly.
No, no, to be honest, the scene in front of her looked more like a delinquent gathering.
Fortunately, although the Pab Club had little resistance to alcohol, absolutely no one smoked. After all, the evaporating alcohol reached one-third of the total alcohol volume halfway through every drinking party. Lighting a fire in that situation would undoubtedly be seeking death.
But if the guys outside, who were frantically shouting that they wanted to marry the Magical Girls, saw this sight, it would probably be another massive earthquake.
"I can't help it... this humiliation can only be washed away with merriment!"
"Speaking of which, Azusa-senpai~"
Dragging his twin tails and leaning close to Hamaoka Azusa, Miyazawa Yuu tilted his head and revealed a sweet smile, extending his right hand. The tone of his original voice was notably icy.
"You took secret photos, right? Please let me check your phone!"
"Yes! Yuu-sama..."
Watching Azusa-senpai embrace the sulking Yuu, saying he could check her phone as he pleased, Yoshihara Aina narrowed her eyes and muttered: "Under normal circumstances, shouldn't it be the other way around? And isn't Azusa-senpai afraid of seeing something special?"
"It's okay~"
Pressing her finger to her lips and blowing a kiss to Aina, Hamaoka Azusa confidently puffed out her oppai, sandwiching Miyazawa Yuu in between, "I've already seen everything anyway, so absolutely daijōbu (it's fine)!"
"Ah~ that's the composure of the lawful wife."
"But that's great, the performance went off without a hitch. Now Kohei can be at ease, right?"
Smiling and patting Kohei's back, although she didn't know why, Kotobuki Nanaka instinctively wanted to comfort the latter, who was sobbing with emotion.
"Yes! Being able to sing on the same stage as Kayako-chan, that's the dream of my life!"
"Oh my! So, both the anime songs and the voice mimicry skills were taught to us by this guy Kohei."
Pinching his chin, Kitahara Iori hooked his arm around Kohei's neck, the magical wand pressed right against his Adam's apple.
"In other words, a large part of the current humiliation was caused by you. I now have the right to suspect that you are not only a Seer but also a turncoat! Do you have any last words, Kohei?"
"Coincidence! It's absolutely a coincidence!"
"You two are really making a racket..."
Cold sweat dripped down her forehead. Kotobuki Chisa shook her phone and reminded: "The seniors said they have arrived at Grand Blue and asked if the drinking party should wait for you."
"Of course! This is a celebration party!"
"How can they start drinking without the heroes? The seniors have such poor awareness!"
Standing on the table, Miyazawa Yuu made a radical statement without hesitation. The fluorescent light formed a halo behind him, making him look like an angel of justice.
But in reality...
"Yosh, I understand..."
Glancing at Yuu with dead fish eyes and then turning away to avoid the light pollution the other party was emitting, Kotobuki Chisa continued calmly: "Don't wait for us, you can start right away... Send!"
"Hey, Chisa, that's not what we agreed on!"
"What right does a person forced to cross-dress to repay a favor have to claim to be a hero of the Pab Club!"
"Ah! Actually, they do!"
Raising her hand to interrupt, Hamaoka Azusa tapped her phone for a few seconds, then puffed out her chest and asked for praise: "Don't they have it now!"
"Hmm?"
His phone chimed. Regardless of whether it would lead to exposure while standing on the table, Miyazawa Yuu pulled out his phone from under his skirt and opened Line.
The Pab Club's main group was indeed bubbling red, and the message was sent just now.
"..."
A bad feeling surged in his heart. His eyelids twitched as he trembling opened the group chat page— [Yuu Magical Girl Exposure Moment.zip]
"What the hell is this! Azusa-senpai, did you have this on your phone just now?"
"Of course, it's a bundled image collection, oh. I put it in a private folder, eheh~☆"
"Eheh, is it!"
Black aura burst from behind him. Magical Girl Peach Pink black-faced grabbed Hamaoka Azusa by her armpit and carried her to the corner for a 1-on-1, amidst the girl's startled cries.
The disobedient Azusa-senpai must be given the most severe punishment. Only then can she learn her lesson and correct herself properly!
"Ah! My eyes!"
Covering her mouth and walking to the side to observe, Yoshihara Aina's small face instantly burned to 180 degrees; her features were almost melting from the heat.
Is this what couples in love are like? It's too violent. Don't do this in front of a twenty-something child!
"Everyone! Arigato, the performance finally ended perfectly..."
Taking back the satisfaction survey given by the school, Mizuki Kaya was relieved that the performance was a huge success. At least her reputation was saved.
There was no question about this favor. She had to treat everyone present to a good time tonight, paying for all the food, accommodation, and drinks herself!
However, as she pushed the door open, she noticed that the atmosphere in the room seemed a bit off. The air was inexplicably hot, and why was Azusa pinned against the wall by a Magical Girl!
"Um... did I come at a bad time?"
"No! You came at the perfect time!"
"Eek!"
Hiding completely behind Kotobuki Nanaka, Mizuki Kaya acted pitifully and pleaded: "No, I have a boyfriend. Don't attack me!"
"Hold on a minute, why do I feel like I'm being mistaken for a perverted attacker!"
Letting go of Azusa-senpai, who was completely out of it and whose heart was pounding like a drum due to lack of oxygen, Miyazawa Yuu calmly wiped his mouth, ignoring the looks of contempt around him.
"However, thank you for the feast here!"
"Isn't that completely a perverted attacker!"
Guarding her sister from behind, Kotobuki Chisa frowned and immediately hissed, while Yoshihara Aina stood in front of Azusa-senpai.
"Lewdness is dame (not allowed)!"
"Well~ it was just a small penalty game. Don't be so excited. So, how was the performance, Kaya?"
"It was very perfect, 97% of the people rated it as satisfactory!"
Tapping the satisfaction survey twice, Mizuki Kaya smiled easily and teased: "But I think the comments that will go viral are probably the unsatisfied ones, want to hear them?"
"Someone actually voted unsatisfied?! Just kill them..."
"[The Magical Girls were cute, but the boys' gazes were too lewd, and it was so noisy my ears hurt 凸(艹皿艹)!]"
"That's a very fair assessment!"
Few people can change their expression this quickly, but if they were going to criticize lewd gazes, Imamura Kohei absolutely had to help out today!
If he were watching the performance, that would be one thing, but staring at the three of them as fake Magical Girls, that taste was a bit too peculiar.
"Exactly, yosh! Now there's only one last step left to completely finish, the three of you, please endure a little more!"
"Eh? Didn't it already end?"
"Huh?"
Half of his Magical Girl costume had already been taken off. Miyazawa Yuu clutched the bra he had just removed, his eyes, full of clear stupidity, met Mizuki Kaya's confused gaze.
"The thing is... the schedule given by Sakura and the others only had the performance, right, Iori?"
"That's right, I don't remember any item after that."
Pinching the removed fake breast, Kitahara Iori frowned and seriously thought for a moment, then gave a definite answer under everyone's contemptuous gaze.
Whether it was Kaya-nee's verbal account or the schedule they were given, everything stopped after the performance; there was absolutely no mistake.
"Um, there seems to be a schedule here, do you guys have any idea about this?"
Picking up a report that had been stepped on at the door, Kotobuki Chisa carefully smoothed it out and found that it was clearly detached from a larger whole.
If nothing unexpected, it should be the so-called missing itinerary, but why would it be here?
"Ah..."
His memory was instantly pulled back to the time they were rubbing oppai. Miyazawa Yuu did vaguely hear the sound of the carton dropping when the door was slammed shut. This report was probably shaken off at that time.
"...I'm sorry."
Clearly remembering the scene at the time, Sakurako Busujima realized she had messed things up and instinctively lowered her head and apologized from a staff member's perspective.
Miyazawa Yuu gave an awkward smile in response, waved his hand dismissively, and comforted her: "No, no, no, I would have been startled too in that situation. It's completely not Sakura's fault!"
"I second that! After all, Iori's expression was genuinely lewd."
"How dare you pin the blame on me, Kohei, you've turned against me!"
"So what!"
Pushing the self-destructing Magical Girls away from him, Miyazawa Yuu silently took the itinerary handed to him by Chisa, looked at it, and said nonchalantly: "Alright, you two, it's just a small event, what's the big deal if we add one more!"
"That's right! It's just a handshake event for about ten minutes, it's very simple!"
"See, what did I tell you~ It's just a ten-minute handshake..."
His expression froze. Miyazawa Yuu stiffly twisted his neck towards Mizuki Kaya, his neck joint creaking like an old, un-oiled machine.
"Handshake event?"
"Handshake event!"
Nodding seriously, Mizuki Kaya glanced at the dried-up liquor bottles. Feeling guilty, she could only try her best to encourage them: "It should be fine... right? Ganba-de!"
"It's fine! It's fine! It's just a zero-distance contact with Magical Girls reeking of alcohol, it will surely be easy to fool them~ Hahaha!"
"That's true, hahaha..."
With such a strong smell of alcohol! It would be a miracle if it were easy to fool them!
His face etched with Araki-style lines, Miyazawa Yuu angrily slammed his bra onto the floor in exasperation. He was so worried that he felt like hitting his head against the wall. The ancients were right about alcohol messing things up.
Since things have come to this, he could only hope that no one familiar notices anything unusual and recognizes them...