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At this moment, it was not just Xiao Wu who was stunned. Everyone in the group chat was also about to die laughing. Is this really how you try to control someone, by directly cursing as soon as you start?
Xiao Wu cleared her throat, clenched her fists, and said with a very serious face, "Let us try that again."
Through the connection, Su Yan said, "Yu Xiaogang, you idiot!"
Over at Shrek Academy, Xiao Wu pointed straight at Yu Xiaogang's nose and shouted, "Yu Xiaogang, you idiot!"
Su Yan said, "Yes, that is the right feeling."
Xiao Wu immediately repeated out loud, "Yes, that is the right feeling, bah!"
Su Yan was completely speechless in the chat.
Everyone at Shrek Academy looked at Xiao Wu with total confusion. A giant pile of question marks seemed to float right above their heads. Who on earth are you talking to? And why do we feel that the real idiot here is not Yu Xiaogang, but you?
Dugu Yan posted, "I am really going to die laughing over here."
Ye Lingling asked, "Little Rabbit, can you really not tell what you should say out loud and what you should keep inside your head?"
Xiao Wu replied, "Well, that is still way better than you failing completely and not being able to say anything at all!"
Ning Rongrong said, "The pot is calling the kettle black. Both of you just stop it already."
Xiao Xiao said, "Why do I suddenly feel that watching your silly show is way more fun than just bullying Yu Xiaogang?"
Wang Dong added, "This is truly amazing."
Su Yan said, "Alright, let us not waste time talking about these things right now. Let us just continue."
Xiao Wu asked out loud, "Alright now, continue with what exactly?"
Su Yan immediately ended Xiao Wu's video call.
Su Yan posted, "Next person, please."
Everyone in the chat burst into wild laughter again.
Qian Renxue said, "Little Rabbit, you big dummy!"
Xiao Wu cried, "Su Yan, can you please give me one more chance? I promise I will definitely do a great job this time!"
Bibi Dong said, "I think it is better if you do not try again. Your remote control completely failed, and you just made Yu Xiaogang and the others laugh at us."
Liu Erlong said, "It actually looks like a lot of fun. It is such a pity that I am not there right now. I also want to try being controlled by Su Yan for a little bit."
Tang Yuehua asked, "Are you really sure you just want to be controlled by him?"
Bo Saixi said, "This group chat is really making all of you talk more and more casually every day."
Ma Xiaotao said, "Stop chatting for now. Why do I feel that today's remote control idea is going to fail completely? Xiao Wu and Ye Lingling both failed. Zhu Zhuqing does not speak much, and Ah Yin probably will not work either."
Dugu Yan joined the video call.
Dugu Yan said, "In the end, it still has to be me. Su Yan, let us start right now!"
Su Yan said, "Yu Xiaogang, you idiot!"
Over at Shrek Academy, Dugu Yan opened her mouth and yelled, "Yu Xiaogang, you useless waste!"
Everyone in the chat posted question marks.
Dugu Yan quickly typed, "Everyone, please do not care about these tiny little details."
Yu Xiaogang was also completely furious at this moment. He glared at her and shouted, "How dare you insult an Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall?"
Dugu Yan sneered and repeated Su Yan's exact words. "I said you are an idiot, and you still want to stand there and argue with me?"
"I will not even bother to talk about how you got that Supreme Pontiff Token in the first place, but that token was given out by Qian Xunji long ago. The current Supreme Pontiff of Spirit Hall is Bibi Dong. Do you really think you can use an old command from a dead man to scare me, when I am not even a member of Spirit Hall at all?"
Zhao Wuji and the other teachers looked at Yu Xiaogang with very complicated expressions. This identity as an Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall seemed to be a little bit useful, but none of them were actually members of Spirit Hall either, were they? Besides, this Dugu Yan is the granddaughter of the Poison Douluo, Dugu Bo, and Dugu Bo belongs to the Heaven Dou Empire.
Yu Xiaogang replied in a cold voice, "Seeing this token is just like seeing the Supreme Pontiff herself! I, Yu Xiaogang, am now an official Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall. Your disrespect toward me is direct disrespect toward Spirit Hall!"
Dugu Yan said out loud, "Hahaha! I cannot hold it in anymore, let me laugh for a bit first!"
After saying that out loud, Dugu Yan froze for a moment, cleared her throat, and quickly corrected herself. "Uh, do not mind such small details for now. Yu Xiaogang, you are saying that you are now an Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall, right?"
Yu Xiaogang said with a serious face, "That is correct!"
Yu Xiaogang stood tall and proud, no longer feeling any fear. If these people dared to touch him under these circumstances, it would be the exact same as turning themselves into open enemies of Spirit Hall. And anyone who dared to become an enemy of Spirit Hall had only a path of absolute death waiting for them!
Dugu Yan suddenly raised her hand, pointed straight at Tang San, and said, "Tang San is not a member of Spirit Hall, is he?"
Yu Xiaogang turned his head to look at Tang San and said in a very solemn voice, "Tang San is my personal disciple!"
Dugu Yan directly repeated Su Yan's words to argue back. "Even if Tang San is your own real father, it does not matter at all! Right now I am treating you as an Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall. But no matter who Tang San is to you, even if he is your actual father, he is still not a member of Spirit Hall!"
"Since he is not a member of Spirit Hall... Lingling, open fire on Tang San right now!"
Everyone present on the field was completely stunned. But Ye Lingling did not hesitate for a single second. She instantly activated her spirit power, pulled out a set of fast-firing soul tool cannons, and blasted them directly toward Tang San!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Su Yan shouted frantically in the call, "Wait, do not fire so many shots at once!"
However, Su Yan spoke up a second too late.
Ye Lingling's aggressive round of soul tool cannon fire instantly blew both Tang San and Yu Xiaogang high into the air. These were brand-new Level Five soul tools after all!
Su Yan let out a long sigh and felt completely helpless. "Lingling, next time when I tell you to fire, please remember to fire only one single shot. I am really afraid you will accidentally kill them if you fire too many at once. Quick, go and heal them both right now!"
Ye Lingling typed back, "Oh, okay!"
After replying to the message, Ye Lingling quickly summoned her spirit to heal Tang San and Yu Xiaogang. That sudden round of heavy explosions had almost wiped out half of their lives in an instant. If it were any other regular Healing Spirit Master here today, Yu Xiaogang and Tang San would probably have to stay flat on their backs in bed for half a month. Fortunately, Ye Lingling possessed the ultimate healing spirit, the Nine Heart Begonia.
Su Yan said, "Alright, let us continue where we left off."
Even though Dugu Yan was still a bit confused, she faithfully continued to repeat Su Yan's words out loud.
"Sorry about that, Elder Gangzi. Cannonballs do not have eyes, so that was just a slight little misunderstanding just now. Let us continue our talk now."
"You..."
Yu Xiaogang was shaking with pure rage. Right after receiving Ye Lingling's quick treatment, he stood up and roared angrily, "You people are really going way too far!"
"I am a noble Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall! If you dare to show such deep disrespect to an Elder of Spirit Hall, you will become the absolute enemy of the entire Spirit Hall and be hunted down forever by all of us!"
Su Yan ordered through the link, "Give them another shot right now!"
Bang!
The very moment she heard Su Yan's command, Ye Lingling immediately fired another cannon shot, blasting the master and disciple duo flying backward once again.
Over on Su Yan's side in the other world, he grumbled out loud in irritation, "I even... the current Supreme Pontiff of Spirit Hall... wait, this line was not meant to be said out loud!"
Dugu Yan repeated directly to the crowd, "I even... the current Supreme Pontiff of Spirit Hall..."
Everyone in the chat posted compliments.
Liu Erlong asked, "Is this really something that all of us are allowed to hear?"
Bo Saixi said, "I wonder what difference it even makes whether Dugu Yan says it out loud or not. Whatever you say through the link right now, every single one of us can hear it clearly anyway!"
Ma Xiaotao asked, "Then the real question is, what exactly did you do to the current Supreme Pontiff of Spirit Hall?"
Ning Rongrong replied, "Just take a wild guess."
Qian Renxue typed, "Su Yan, you absolute scoundrel!"
Over inside the Crown Prince's Mansion in Heaven Dou City, Qian Renxue was truly about to die of pure anger.
This was simply too hateful! It was way too hateful!
When you two come back tomorrow, I will definitely chop both of you to death with my own hands!
Bang!
The little angel was so furious that she smashed her favorite jade mirror straight onto the floor. Then she stomped on the broken pieces twice with her bare feet.
What a wretched pair of terrible people! Especially that scoundrel Bibi Dong! You have finally achieved your dream of stepping all over that scoundrel, haven't you? Are you two really not taking any care at all?
I am so angry right now!
The moment Qian Renxue imagined the idea of suddenly having a younger sister show up, her mind felt like it was going to explode completely.