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Over at Shrek Academy, Zhao Wuji, Dai Mubai, and the rest of their group stood completely frozen in shock. They could not believe their eyes.
Who could actually defeat this Nine Heart Begonia healing Spirit Master under these conditions? It was impossible. She could use a Nine Heart Begonia Spirit Ability to instantly turn every single Spirit Ability on the entire battlefield into a purely healing type. Then, she could pull out dozens of massive cannon barrels all by herself and launch a wild, endless bombardment. It was truly an unsolvable strategy.
"Hahaha!"
Yu Xiaogang slowly pushed himself up from the ground, wiped the bright red blood from his mouth, and began to laugh like a crazy person. "Well done! Dugu Bo, you raised a great granddaughter. You actually dare to hit and humiliate an Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall. You're dead now!"
[Su Yan: Yanzi, first apologize to Yu Xiaogang. Tell him it was just an accidental injury. Then tell Lingling to put her weapons away, and have Zhuqing and Zhu Yun go beat up Tang San together.]
Dugu Yan originally wanted to mock Yu Xiaogang, but the moment she heard Su Yan's command in her mind, her expression changed. She quickly put on a face full of regret and pretended to apologize.
"Oh, Yu Xiaogang, don't you see this is all a huge misunderstanding? How could we ever dare to hit an official Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall? That was purely an accidental injury! Lingling, put your cannons away right now. Zhuqing, you and Zhu Yun go beat up Tang San. Tang San isn't an Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall anyway!"
Before Dugu Yan could even finish speaking, Zhu Zhuqing and Zhu Zhuyun had already rushed forward together. They had both heard Su Yan's command in the group chat, so they did not waste a single second.
"Huh?"
Tang San did not even have time to react before Zhu Zhuqing's foot slammed directly into his face, sending his saliva flying everywhere. Zhu Zhuyun followed right behind her sister, landing a heavy kick on the other side of Tang San's face.
This double kick left Tang San completely dazed and dizzy. When he finally realized what was happening, he immediately tried to use his Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track to dodge their attacks.
However, Zhu Zhuqing was far too strong now. Even though Zhu Zhuyun did not have a system spirit ring yet, she had already eaten an Immortal Herb. These two agility-attack system Spirit Ancestors had both eaten Immortal Herbs, so fighting a level thirty-one Spirit Elder like Tang San was as easy as reaching into a pocket for something. On top of that, Zhu Zhuqing had the max-level Nine Yin Manual skill.
Tang San's face had not even healed from his previous injuries, and now it was quickly beaten into a swollen pig's head all over again.
Yu Xiaogang stood on the side and shouted in pure anger, "Stop! Stop right now! Don't hit him anymore!"
[Su Yan: Yanzi, remind Yu Xiaogang about his status.]
Dugu Yan felt curious about Su Yan's trick, but she still repeated his words out loud. "Listen, Spirit Honorary Elder, you're a member of Spirit Hall, so we don't dare to touch you. But Tang San isn't a member of Spirit Hall at all. He doesn't have any life-saving gold medal! Zhuqing, hit him even harder!"
"You... You guys..." Yu Xiaogang was shaking with anger, his face turning red. He turned around and yelled, "Zhao Wuji!"
Hearing Yu Xiaogang call his name, Zhao Wuji had a face full of worry and helplessness. "Yu Xiaogang, there's nothing I can do here either! The Titled Douluo on their side isn't moving, so I definitely won't move either. I'm standing right across from a Titled Douluo, so you have to understand how much pressure I'm under!"
Ma Hongjun suddenly shouted from behind, "Wait, Yu Xiaogang! Isn't your token used by recognizing the token and not the person? Wouldn't it work if you just gave the token to Tang San?"
[Su Yan: Wow, this fat guy is actually smart for once. Since he's helping us out so well, I won't beat them up today.]
Yu Xiaogang felt extremely happy in his heart when he heard this. He quickly reached into his clothes, pulled out the Supreme Pontiff Elder Token, and threw it toward Tang San.
"Little San, catch the token!"
Tang San was totally dazed from the painful beatings. Zhu Zhuyun's hits were painful enough, but Zhu Zhuqing was simply too strong. Tang San could feel that Zhu Zhuqing possessed a strange cultivation technique that seemed even stronger than his own Mysterious Heaven Skill.
Hearing Yu Xiaogang's shout, Tang San felt happy again. The Supreme Pontiff Elder Token? That was right! People recognized the token, not the person carrying it!
Swish!
Tang San jumped straight into the air and caught the flying token with one hand. He held it high above his head and shouted as loudly as he could, "The Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall is right here!"
[Su Yan: Stop right now!]
"Uh."
Zhu Zhuqing and Zhu Zhuyun stopped their attacks right away, looking at each other with confusion in their eyes.
[Zhu Zhuqing: ???]
[Zhu Zhuyun: ???]
Seeing both of them stop their moves, Tang San finally let out a long sigh of relief.
Yu Xiaogang had a proud and smug look on his face again. "Now let's see which one of you still dares to lay a single finger on my disciple!"
[Su Yan: The great show is starting now! Remember, recognize the token, not the person. Whoever holds the token is the Honorary Elder. As for the person without the token, beat him to death for me!]
[Everyone: ???]
Zhu Zhuqing and Zhu Zhuyun looked at each other, instantly understanding the true goal behind Su Yan's clever plan.
"Hahaha!"
Dugu Yan reacted to the situation as well. She pointed her finger at Yu Xiaogang and began to laugh loudly. "Yu Xiaogang, you don't have the token on you anymore, so you're not an Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall right now! Zhuqing, hurry up and beat him instead!"
"Huh?"
Yu Xiaogang's proud smile froze completely. He took half a step backward in shock, tripped, and fell onto the ground. His eyes were filled with confusion. Something felt very wrong about this situation.
Zhu Zhuqing and Zhu Zhuyun acted without any delay. They rushed straight over to Yu Xiaogang and gave him a terrible, violent beating!
Now it was Tang San's turn to stand there and shout in panic, "Stop! Stop right now! Don't hit my teacher anymore!"
Yu Xiaogang screamed out in pure pain:
"Ah!"
"You bastards! How dare you attack an Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall! I will definitely have Bibi Dong kill all of you! I'll have Bibi Dong kill you!"
[Liu Erlong: Hahaha! Hey old woman, look over there! Someone is beating up Yu Xiaogang! Hurry out and kill them all!]
[Ma Xiaotao: Oh no! Yu Xiaogang is starting to shout Bibi Dong's name out loud!]
[I Am an Orphan: Bibi Dong, you really are a blind fool in love. Once a blind fool, always a blind fool.]
[Red Dust Dream Dream Dream: I really can't stop laughing right now. The Supreme Pontiff didn't lose face over the token issue just now, but now Yu Xiaogang is calling out her real name in public!]
[Bo Saixi: Blind once, blind forever.]
[Ning Rongrong: It's over! Yu Xiaogang is going to complain directly to Supreme Pontiff Bibi Dong of Spirit Hall! You guys are all finished!]
[Everyone: 666.]
This guy really made Bibi Dong explode with pure rage. It was so hard for her to avoid getting mocked by the people in the chat group over the token rule. Now, this useless Yu Xiaogang was shouting her name out loud again, making it impossible for her to hold her head up in front of everyone!
[Bibi Dong: Kill him for me! Kill him now! Let the Dark Demonic Evil God Tiger and the Scarlet King go together! Go bite him to death!]
Dugu Yan turned to look at the massive three-headed beast and yelled, "Little San, hurry up and take Erhei with you! Go bite his butt!"
"What?"
The three large heads of the Scarlet King were all confused. "We have to go bite his butt?"
"Is a weak guy like him even worthy of our teeth?"
Dugu Yan urged them quickly, "Go right now! I'll give you and Erhei an extra meal tonight!"
"Awoo!"
One giant black shadow and one bright yellow shadow let out a strange howl together, instantly charging forward like lightning. Before Yu Xiaogang could even scramble up from the ground, the two massive beasts bit down directly on his butt, one taking the left side and the other taking the right side.
"Awoo..."
This loud sound was actually Yu Xiaogang screaming in extreme pain.
Zhao Wuji and his group were completely stunned by what they were seeing.
"Te-Teacher Zhao, I think I just heard that three-headed dog beast talk like a person. Did you guys hear that too?"
"I think I heard it clearly as well."
"No way, right?"
Zhao Wuji and the others widened their eyes in complete shock. "Could that actually be a Hundred Thousand Year Spirit Beast?"
"No!"
Yu Xiaogang felt like his butt was getting chewed to pieces by the powerful Dark Demonic Evil God Tiger and the Scarlet King. After screaming out in total agony, he yelled out frantically, "Little San! Quickly give me the token back for a second!"
Tang San did not hesitate and threw the token back toward Yu Xiaogang. "Teacher, catch the token!"
Yu Xiaogang scrambled on the ground to pick up the token, holding it high while screaming, "The Honorary Elder of Spirit Hall is right here!"
Dugu Yan quickly shouted to the beasts, "Erhei, stop right now! Go bite Tang San instead! Tang San doesn't have the token on him!"
Tang San: ???
The Dark Demonic Evil God Tiger and the Scarlet King immediately turned around and rushed toward Tang San. One attacked from the left and the other from the right, opening their giant mouths to bite down hard on Tang San's butt.
"Ah!"
Tang San screamed out in painful agony. "You guys are so despicable! Teacher... hurry... give me the token..."
"Little San, catch the token!"
"Little San, hurry up and throw the token back over here!"
"Teacher, take the token back!"
"Teacher, hurry up and throw it over!"
For a long while, a strange and funny scene played out on the open field. Tang San and Yu Xiaogang kept throwing the Supreme Pontiff Elder Token back and forth to each other like a game of catch. Meanwhile, the Dark Demonic Evil God Tiger and the Scarlet King simply looked to see who was not holding the token at that moment, rushing over to take a big bite out of that person's butt.
This funny scene did not just make Dugu Yan and her friends laugh until their bellies hurt. Even Zhao Wuji and the rest of the Shrek group could barely hold back their laughter.