Sea God Island.
The sky was a sweeping canvas of blue, seamlessly merging into the infinite sea.
This sacred land—quiet, ancient, serene—was suddenly disturbed by an uninvited intruder.
A golden streak cut through the sky like a meteor, tearing clouds apart as it sped toward the Sea God Temple.
It was Qian Daoliu.
He had flown for a full day and night—crossing mountains, forests, plains, rivers, and essentially half a continent—
arriving now with a level of enthusiasm more explosive than a man rushing to meet a blind date after thirty years of loneliness.
His robes snapped in the wind.
His always-stately face was filled with emotion…
Xi Xi! I'm here!
His eyes cut through the mist, locking onto a distant silhouette.
On the ten-thousand-foot cliff that extended endlessly into the sea—
A woman sat quietly, bathed in sea breeze and sunlight.
A figure of divine elegance.
She wore a flowing blue gown embroidered with endless waves.
Her long, sea-blue hair danced in the wind like living water.
Her posture was noble, ethereal—her presence alone enough to blend with the entire ocean behind her.
This was the High Priestess of Sea God Island.
Bo Saixi.
Qian Daoliu's eyes instantly lit up.
Just the sight of her made his old heart—sealed for decades—beat like a drumline.
He couldn't wait.
Even before his feet touched the ground, he shouted with overflowing excitement:
"Xi Xi!!!"
His voice thundered across Sea God Island, shattering a century of tranquility.
Bo Saixi's flawless face frowned ever-so-slightly.
…Again?
For the past few days, she'd been experiencing strange recurring dreams.
And in every dream, Qian Daoliu would suddenly appear—
Then proceed to babble nonsense:
"Feng Ran Pavilion."
"Senior Lin Feng."
"Lottery."
And a lot of things that sounded extremely delusional.
At first, she thought she was hallucinating due to a minor cultivation imbalance.
But the dreams were daily.
Qian Daoliu was persistent. Very persistent.
So persistent that she eventually gave up trying to reason with him and simply kicked him out the moment he appeared.
Thus, hearing that voice now—
She instinctively wondered:
…Am I dreaming again?
Bo Saixi turned her head.
Sure enough—
The same face.
The same foolish expression.
The same enthusiasm nearing worship.
Qian Daoliu came running with a radiant smile.
"Qian Daoliu…"
Bo Saixi's soft red lips parted, her voice cold as moonlight.
A hint of annoyance slipped through her usual calm.
"…am I dreaming again?"
"Xi Xi! This isn't a dream!"
Qian Daoliu was ecstatic.
To him, her words meant:
She recognized him!
She remembered him!
She wasn't kicking him instantly!
He rushed over eagerly, stretching out his hand.
"Xi Xi, I've come to pick you u—"
He never got to finish.
Because the moment he stepped within reach—
Her long, perfect leg moved entirely on instinct.
A reflex burnished by countless dream-kicks.
BOOM!!!
A deafening, air-shattering thud.
Qian Daoliu didn't even have time to register what happened.
One moment, he was smiling.
The next, his world flipped upside down as he flew out in a perfect arc.
"Plop!"
He landed far away, flat on his back, staring blankly at the sky.
His mind: ???
Why?!
Why, in the dream, is one kick enough…
AND IN REAL LIFE YOU STILL KICK ME?
I flew half a continent for this!?
Is today the "Bo Saixi Kicks Me IRL" special edition?!
Meanwhile.
Bo Saixi was also stunned.
She slowly lowered her long leg.
A peculiar sensation travelled up her calf—
The clear, solid impact of striking flesh.
It was real.
This wasn't a dream.
Her ocean-blue eyes widened ever so slightly.
"You… really came?"
Qian Daoliu, lying on the ground, twitched.
Then—
He shot up like a carp jump, looking more energetic than he had in twenty years.
"Haha! Xi Xi, I knew you were waiting for me!"
He brushed imaginary dust from his clothes and approached again, full of fervor.
Bo Saixi took half a step back, frost returning to her features.
In a cold, authoritative tone:
"Why aren't you guarding the Angel God's inheritance?
Why did you come to my Sea God Island?"
Qian Daoliu's lips twitched.
Guard what?
Guard the empty inheritance of a dead Angel God?
He had already collected nearly all her soul fragments—
Soon to be resurrected with Senior's help!
That inheritance?
It wasn't going anywhere.
Compared to that?
A bowl of steaming golden egg fried rice absolutely took priority!
Qian Daoliu cleared his throat and put on his most sincere, radiant smile.
"Xi Xi… don't you remember what I told you in your dreams?"
"I've come to introduce you to… a great job!"
Bo Saixi blinked.
Finally, her expression shifted.
Not because she believed him—
But because Qian Daoliu's fanatic enthusiasm made her wonder:
…is he mentally unstable?
But Bo Saixi was a kind person.
So she asked, out of basic mercy:
"What kind of job?"
Qian Daoliu's eyes SHONE.
He slapped his thigh.
Hook!
"Of course—it's to be a security deputy captain!"
"…"
"…"
The sea breeze stopped.
The clouds stopped.
HER HEART stopped.
Bo Saixi's expression froze completely.
She repeated slowly, each syllable dripping with disbelief:
"Se… cu… ri… ty?"
She stared at him with widened eyes.
She—
The High Priestess of Sea God Island.
The representative of the Sea God.
One of the Three Peak Super Douluo.
You want her to be… a security deputy captain?
But Qian Daoliu, high on dreams and egg fried rice, had no idea death was approaching him.
He excitedly rubbed his hands and continued:
"That's right!"
"Don't underestimate this job!"
"One day—TWO bowls of egg fried rice!"
"And you can enter the Elder's shop lottery!"
"spirit rings and Spirit Bones are nothing!"
"spirit evolution is common!"
"Becoming a God? Child's play!"
The more he spoke, the more energetic he became.
Then he leaned close, whispering conspiratorially—like a man recruiting for a cult:
"Xi Xi… I've saved a spot for you!"
"I'll be the security captain!"
"You'll be the security deputy captain!"
"Together, we will—husband and wife—"
Qian Daoliu realized what he just said.
His old face flushed.
He coughed violently.
"Cough! No, no—what I meant was—"
"Colleagues! Same heart! Indestructible teamwork!"
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