The sea breeze whipped across Bo Saixi's sea-blue hair and her flowing gown.
Her flawless, serene expression… finally cracked.
Security deputy captain?
She wondered if she had stayed on Sea God Island too long and forgotten what mainland words meant.
"Security captain… and a deputy one?"
Every syllable carried frost.
Her cold eyes locked onto Qian Daoliu's excited, almost twisted smile.
Her teeth ground audibly.
"Qian Daoliu, why don't you just ask me to wipe tables and sweep floors?!"
Her voice was icy enough to freeze the ocean itself.
Any sensible human being would have sensed the approaching storm and immediately begged for mercy.
However—
Qian Daoliu was no longer human.
He was a mad believer in egg fried rice.
So instead of realizing her sarcasm…
He really began to seriously consider the suggestion.
As if she had genuinely offered him a managerial recommendation for the future of Spirit Hall.
Bo Saixi trembled with fury.
Her chest rose and fell sharply.
This old man… was he REALLY contemplating it?!
Just as she was about to explode—
Qian Daoliu finished pondering.
He clapped his hands and said earnestly, with a hint of regret:
"Xi Xi, that job won't work."
Bo Saixi: "…"
Qian Daoliu sighed, adopting the tone of a senior HR manager.
"That position is already taken. Two young ladies—extremely hardworking—are internal staff."
"For us external hires, the security division values strength and deterrence. There's… no vacancy in sanitation."
Then, afraid she'd be disappointed, he brightened and added with great generosity:
"But the captain position isn't out of the question!"
"If necessary, YOU be the main captain, and I'll be the deputy!"
"As long as you come, it doesn't matter who takes the lead!"
Crack—
Bo Saixi's last thread of patience snapped.
"I've tolerated you long enough!!!"
Her roar blasted across all of Sea God Island.
Qian Daoliu didn't even have time to regret it.
A blue shadow flashed.
The mithril scepter—symbol of authority, divinity, and dignity—instantly filled his field of vision.
"Oh—"
He didn't finish the sound.
BOOM!!!!
The scepter smashed his forehead.
Qian Daoliu saw stars.
Dai Tianfeng finally had a soulmate in suffering.
So THIS is what it felt like to be smacked full-force by a Level 99 Peerless Douluo?!
Pain.
Agonizing pain.
Soul-breaking, worldview-shattering pain.
"Hiss—!"
He clutched his rapidly swelling forehead, staggering backward, eyes filled with disbelief and grievance.
"Xi Xi, why are you hitting me?!"
WHYYYYY?!
I came with good intentions!
I flew half a continent!
I even offered you an excellent job!
Why violence?!
However—
Bo Saixi had gone berserk.
Her ocean-blue eyes were now burning flames.
"Hitting you?"
"I WANT TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!"
Her figure flickered like teleportation.
The scepter danced violently.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
The Sea God Temple echoed with rhythmic, devastating impacts.
"I'll give you SECURITY CAPTAIN!!"
Bang!!
"I'll give you HUSBAND-AND-WIFE DOOR GUARDING!!"
Bang! Bang! Bang!!
"I'll give you CRAZY NONSENSE, DISTURBING MY SLEEP!"
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Qian Daoliu fled with his head covered, tears almost streaming out.
Even while fleeing, he shouted weakly in defense:
"Xi Xi, calm down! Let's talk!!!"
"I'm telling the truth!!"
"That job REALLY has great benefits!!! Senior is REALLY a good person!!!"
But Bo Saixi was deep in her rage.
That scepter swung with full murderous force.
If a sea Spirit Beast wandered in now, it would be beaten into a pancake.
Their "battle" alerted the entire island.
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
Seven powerful auras streaked across the sky.
The Seven Sacred Pillar Douluos arrived in unison.
And were instantly struck dumb.
Sea Horse Douluo rubbed his eyes violently.
He pinched his thigh.
"Ouch!"
Not an illusion.
Sea Dragon Douluo's voice cracked:
"That… that person running with his head covered… isn't that Qian Daoliu…?"
Sea Star Douluo pointed stiffly:
"And the one chasing him… swinging a scepter… is that… High Priestess Bo Saixi?"
The seven exchanged glances—
A collective existential crisis.
Who am I?
Where am I?
What am I watching?
Sea Horse Douluo swallowed and whispered:
"Should… should we step in?"
"If High Priestess really beats him silly… that wouldn't look good…"
He barely finished before—
Six murderous gazes locked onto him.
Sea Dragon Douluo glared with the expression of a man staring at an idiot.
"You go?"
Sea Horse Douluo shut up instantly.
Who dared?!
Those were two real super Douluo.
If they stepped forward now—
They'd be smacked into sand crabs.
Sea Star Douluo coughed politely.
"I believe High Priestess is very measured."
"Look—Grand Priest Qian isn't dead."
Everyone nodded immediately.
Yes.
Correct.
This was reasonable analysis.
Thus, the seven guardians unanimously chose—
To watch.
Meanwhile, Qian Daoliu was on the verge of sobbing.
As he fled, he frantically calculated time.
To fly back to Spirit City would take another day and night.
If this continued—
He would miss tomorrow's lunch.
And perhaps dinner.
Thinking of the fragrant, golden egg fried rice—
His heart clenched painfully.
No!
He couldn't allow it!
For egg fried rice!
For the extra reward!
For the honor of the security team!
As another scepter strike descended—
Qian Daoliu suddenly stopped.
He turned around abruptly, no longer dodging.
His eyes gleamed with a fierce, tragic resolve.
Bo Saixi froze.
Was he… finally fighting back?
The Seven Sacred Pillar Douluos collectively tensed.
A super Douluo showdown!
But the next instant—
Their brains crashed.
Because Qian Daoliu clenched his fists…
Straightened his back…
And in a heart-wrenching roar—
He shouted:
"XI XI!! YOU CAN HIT ME—
BUT DON'T DELAY MY LUNCH!!!"
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