The Trio departed to a new village after leaving fire mountain and soon found themselves in a new village. Bulma found some less provocative clothes and bought some capsules.
How do you make every outfit you wear look perfect on you? Kaine asked honestly. The bluenette looked really attractive in her new Arabian outfit. Her hair was tied up again with a golden band. She wore a white tank top and some white pants that were tied together by a red belt. She had a golden bangle on each of her arms and a golden ringlike choker around her neck. She also had a blue Arabian style vest with gold lining the edges. The white pants hugged tightly at her thick thighs and huge ass.
Her vest and tank top did a poor job at concealing her huge double E cup tits and the white shirt did an even worse job at keeping the cannons from jiggling and spilling out with every step she took. That's because I'm Bulma Briefs, your dream girl. Bulma said confidently, swiping her hair to the side.
Some weird sentient bunny looking people pulled out guns and started pressing the town folks. Hey pretty lady, how about we take you away from this chump. One of the bunny goons started flirting with Bulma. So you think that gun gon save yo life? Kaine said seriously. Of course it wi-
The saiyan saw the gun and knew what he had to do to them. He grabbed one of the straps and pistol whipped one of them while rapping Lil boosie Lyrics. RUN MY SHIT! Kaine yelled. The other tried to shoot him but the bullets bounced off the saiyan. WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING? The one who was shooting said. YOU MY NEXT VICTIM! The devious darkskin turned into a bored billionare and shoved a power pole up one of the goon's asses while rapping Meek Mill Lyrics.
ABANDON HOUSES! WHERE THE TAPE AT! Kaine yelled. AUGH, BOSS HELP! The henchman exclaimed. POOL STICK ALL IN HIS ASS TELL EM TAKE THAT! He yelled again. A few moments later some sentient life sized bunny with sunglasses showed up in a rabbit themed car. Shake my hand friend. Monster Carrot spoke. Yeah I'm not doing that. Kaine sent the nigga to the moon before he could do anything crazy long story short. Author's note: I'm Black, I can say that.
Meanwhile in Pilafs Castle…..
There were many well known elites at the top of the world. Capsule Corporation in the West. Red Ribbon Army in the north. The Ox King in the South. The many martial arts schools in the east. And of course the King of the World in Central City. One lesser known elite that had gained power through unknown means is the Emperor Pilaf. A short blue imp who's closest servants were a dog and a young ravenette beauty. His sole goal was world domination and it was currently being foiled by one darkskinned warrior.
THAT MONKEY BOY HAS THE OTHER 6 DRAGON BALLS AND YOU TWO WERE ONLY ABLE TO LOCATE THE DRAGON BALL WE ALREADY HAVE! Emperor Pilaf exclaimed with rage. Yes Pilaf! Mai and Shu answered fearfully. IF I DON'T GET MY WISH THEN ALL MY HARDWORK WILL GO TO WASTE! Pilaf yelled angrily. I understand Pilaf but that guy's power was insane! Shu answered. He fended off an entire pack of wolves with ease and took some home to eat! Plus those muscles could probably cut diamonds. Mai said, wandering off in thought.
NO PERSONS MUSCLES OR POWER IS GREATER THAN MY OWN! HAVE YOU TWO FORGOTTEN JUST HOW GREAT I AM? YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR THIS! Pilaf Pressed a button and a machine grabbed Shu and started tickling him. Mai, your punishment will come later. Hehehe. Pilaf said with a perverted giggle. Please spare me Pilaf! Mai begged, getting on her knees. Seeing you beg like that's getting me excited! I haven't enjoyed your beautiful body in quite some time. Hopefully I can last longer than 20 seconds! Pilaf said quietly.
Back at the car…...
HELL NAH, I AIN'T GON LET YOU WISH FOR SUM FUCKASS PANTIES! Kaine yelled. What's so wrong with a conforable pair of panti- BITCH FUCK YOU! The man interrupted. JUST GET SUM PUSSY! I think Kaine should make the wish Oolong, Bulma chimed in. Besides, I'm sure he'd make a wiser choice. The bluenette said with a smile.
What are you even gonna wish for anyways? As I see it you already got everything a man could ask for. Oolong said, exasperated. I never told you guys what happened to my Grandfather or why I have a tail for a 5th appendage despite being human in appearance. Wait? Are you an alien? Bulma said, surprised. Yep. Kaine answered. That's really cool! Can I get a sample of your blood or something? The scientist in Bulma spoke.
Wait so how does this tie into your Grandpa or your Wish? Oolong asked, trying to stay on task. I'm gonna wish to gain control over some great power locked away inside of me. Kaine elaborated. What kinda animal are you kid? Oolong asked. An Oozaru, Kaine replied. What is that some kinda giant monkey or something? The pig asked jokingly. Yes. He replied seriously. It's what killed my grandpa.
Every time I look at a full moon, I transform into a giant Ape with a tail and cause massive destruction, unable to control my rampage. The Saiyan let his tail spring free from around his torso as proof that the tail wasn't some cosmetic. Yeah that's a real tail alright. Oolong said shocked, seeing the warriors furry appendage. Local towns warn people not to go near the mountains of Mount Paozu because of what happened 4 years ago. That rampage took out my Grandad. Kaine said, reminiscing solemnly over the first family member he deeply cared about.
I want to be the strongest warrior in the universe but it won't be worth it if I can't control the immense strength. He elaborated further. Can't believe this is how I find out about aliens existing. Oolong said. I'm sorry Kaine. The beautiful Bluenette spoke. We will definitely help you get your wish. And, I'll help you control that monster in your pants too. Bulma Whispered in Kaine's ear in a sultry whisper. Thanks guys really. I appreciate it, Kaine said happy and horny again.
BOOOM!!! Amongst their speaking the saiyan didn't account for the mutt working under Pilaf blowing up their fucking car.
HEY ASSHOLE, THAT WAS OUR CAR. Kaine yelled towards Shu. The mutt flew off with their dragon balls in his aircraft. The furious saiyan leapt towards the ship like King Kong but was too late unfortunately as by the time he made it to Shu he was already airborne and too far up for him to make the leap. Tch. Dumbass. He doesn't know I keep that 4* on me at all times. Kaine said to himself.
He ran back to Bulma and Oolong. Bad news gang, they got away, but wait, there's good news. I still have a dragon ball. He said confidently before pulling out the four star ball that was still in his pocket. OH KAINE YOU'RE SO SMART! Bulma said with hearts in her eyes. WAIT WE DONT HAVE A CAR! Oolong exclaimed. OH NO! Kaine and Bulma said at the same time.
H….Hey guys…. You n… Need a ride?" Yamcha said nervously. In front of him stood his two greatest fears. A beautiful woman, and Kaine. Thanks Yamcha! I call shotgun, the saiyan said assertivley. D…Don't you think it's a little rude to not let a woman sit in front. Puar said, nervously, remembering when the saiyan knocked him out cold. You know you're right Puar, Kaine replied quickly, nearly cutting him off. Hey Bulma, you wanna sit in the front? The saiyan asked while using his ability to influence her to sit in the back. No I'm good Kaine, you can have shotgun. She said with a beautiful smile on her face. The mind control of this ability has no limits! Kaine thought, seeing it work like a charm.
It's decided then. He said while looking at Yamcha with a stare like James Doakes from Dexter. Unlike Goku, Kaine had a much larger growth spurt and was level with Yamcha in height but was a much more toned and muscular man then he. Yamcha gulped then got back in the car before starting it. The 5 soon took off towards the 6 stolen balls all gathered in one place, hoping to bring the journey to a close.