The oddball team made it to Pilafs castle and Kaine proceeded to blow that front door down with little difficulty. Wow. You're, pretty.. strong. Yamcha said nervously. One of the pillars almost fell on Yamcha but Kaine saved him. More started falling. EVERYONE DUCK! Kaine yelled. He pulled out his power pole and got to swinging. Wow, he broke them all with his staff. Puar observed. I won't hurt you to as long as you two don't hurt us again. You helped us get our Dragon Balls back so let's squash the beef. Kaine said with a smile. Sure. I can do that. Puar and Yamcha responded.
The team started moving more carefully after that little incursion. Apparently that wasn't enough because the owner of the castle was watching their everymove and trapped them in a brick enclosure in his castle.
Yamcha started jabbing the wall repeatedly but there were no dents. Lemme have a crack at it. Kaine said. He punched it a few times and a huge crack appeared on the wall. Alright looks like I need to make a bit more progress and we can- Hello fools! Pilaf Exclaimed. Looks like you're having trouble getting out of my super reinforced steel enclosure.
The saiyan was completley ignoring the little imp and staring at the beautiful voluptuous ravenette in the background. Mai was currently looking to the side with a hand placed on her hip, unknowingly posing for those in the enclosure. Damn her ass is huge! He hadn't gotten a good view of it the first time they saw each other but the underling of Pilaf had a huge bubble butt. I need to get out of here so I can tap that! Kaine thought ferally. The entire trip the man hadn't masturbated once and the cracks were started to show.
PILAF! WHEN I BREAK OUT OF HERE! IM GONNA STEAL YOUR RICHES, YOUR CASTLE AND THAT SEXY ASS RAVEN HAIRED BEHIND YOU. YOU STOLE FROM ME NOW THATS YOUR LIFE AS PAYMENT! Kaine yelled without skipping a beat.
I GOT YOUR LO! ITS OVER FOR YOU! IM COMING! The crazed Saiyan said before breaking the camera. Everyone, get in the corner, I'm gonna blow a hole in the ceiling. Kaine said with not an ounce of playfulness in my voice. KAAAAAH. Wait, what is he doing? Yamcha said scared. MAAYYYY. I don't like this. Oolong said nervously. HAAAAA. Uhh, Yamcha, what do we do? Puar asked frantically. Ooooh. Bulma said, watching as a blue ball formed in the warriors hands. HAAAAAA, Kaine screamed before unleashing the turtle hermit ki wave into the ceiling and obliterating a huge chunk of rock and making a hole that led to Pilaf's control room. AHHH, What the hell was that!!!! Pilaf yelled terrified.
A tall dark skinned warrior emerged from the shadows. PILAF! I TOLD YOU ITS YO LIFE! TIME TO PAY UP NIGGA! Kaine said in a crazy tone. Ahh! I can still stop this, Pilaf said before trying to reach for the control panel. He was unlucky as before he reached it Kaine grabbed him by his tiny head and chucked him out the window like a football. He went so far that he became a shining star in the distance. Huh, so that really does happen in the show. Kaine thought, interested.
AH, what should we do MAI!? Shu exclaimed, terrified. MUTT, MILF, SHOW ME THE OTHER 6 DRAGON BALLS! Kaine barked at them like he was their new master. The instant he said that, they both scrambled and presented him with the dragon balls while kneeling. Thanks. The man said in a much nicer and happier voice with a huge smile.
SHU! Go find another master before I send you to another continent like I did that blue dwarf. Kaine yelled at Shu. Shu needed no further guidance and scurried out of the castle. Mai was shocked and kid of excited by what the man did. She hated serving under Pilaf and seeing him powerless to stop the strong man gave her some satisfaction.
Mai, I'm not gonna hurt you. I don't like hurting beautiful woman. Kaine said with a smile. Oh. I'm flattered. Mai said with a smile. Is Pilaf really gone? Mai asked with excitement. Yep. And speaking of which. Is this castle vacant? Kaine asked, looking around. THANK YOU!
The man turned around to see the woman bowing down to him. From this angle he got another view of her huge bowling ball shaped asscheeks jiggling as she scurried to the ground to bow. No trench coat can hide an ass that fat. Kaine thought mischievously. I'll serve your every whim! Thank you for freeing me from Pilaf. Mai said, getting on her knees and grabbing the man's hands with her own. A new flare of desire burned in her eyes as she started blushing. From where she was standing she could see the man's huge bulge. I'll serve, every whim. Mai said, tracing a finger over the man's bulge with a more sultry tone.
What would you like me to call you? She asked. She didn't know why but the man's touch had magnified the burning feeling inside of her. My name's Kaine. He said. Yes Lord Kaine. She obliged obediently. I like the sound of that. Kaine said as the woman stood back up.
Moments Later....
Kaine, we're here, did you find the dragon balls? Bulma asked. Yep, I did and one of Pilaf's goons agreed to help us. He spoke. I didn't trust that foolish Pilaf had good intentions with the dragon balls. It's a good thing someone strong and strapping came along to stop him. Mai flirted while looking at the Saiyan. HER TOO? Oolong said, getting annoyed, having wanted to see if he could make a move on the raven haired beauty. They're yours now. She said.
The team moved outside for the summoning ritual. Come forth Eternal Dragon! Kaine yelled the ancient incantation. A light appeared from all 7 balls and the green wish granting serpent emerged. The god of earth's creation, The Dragon God Shenron was summoned after decades of no brave adventures rising to get their wish granted. Anything that was within his power could be granted to whoever summoned him.
This feels unreal. Kaine said. Woahhhh. Bulma and Puar said. Sick. Oolong and Yamcha said. The warrior was face to face with Shenron but inhaled and asked the dragon to grant his wish. Shenron! Grant me the ability to control my Oozaru form and harness it in my base form. Kaine said. This is a difficult wish. Shenron bellowed. After a few moments his eyes glowed red. Your wish has been granted. A bright light appeared around Kaine before quickly fading. Farewell The dragon said before departing. And the dragon balls scattered.
I think I'm going to go back home. Bulma said. Hey Kaine, do you wanna come with me and meet my family? She asked. I would love to but I want to manage some things at this new castle I just acquired and then I'll come a different day. Kaine replied with a smug grin. THAT LADY GAVE YOU ACCESS TO THE WHOLE CASTLE! Oolong asked shocked. Yep. I footballed that imp to another continent and she surrendered. You're much more strapping and trustworthy a man then Pilaf. Mai said in a sultry tone.
I'll make sure to visit soon thought Bulma! Kaine said. Ok, see you around Kaine, I love you. Bulma said blushing before driving away. Love you too Bulma, the saiyan said, waving. You're lucky kid, I'll see you around, I'm outta here. Oolong said before getting in his car and leaving. What are you gonna do Yamcha? Kaine asked. Uhhh…. Well ACTUALLY! IM GONNA GET STRONGER, STRONG ENOUGH TO DEFEAT Y- HAHAHAHA! Kaine started laughing uncontrollably and the Bandit stopped what he was doing and looked at Puar with a sad look that Puar looked back at him with. The two got in their car and sped away. By the time Kaine stopped laughing they were already gone. Whew, that was funny. Kaine said to himself, wiping a tear away.
Who is that Bandit and that Pig? They both kept ogling me and your Girlfriend. Mai said with slight annoyance. Just some comrades. Kaine said with a smile. Well would you like me to show you around your new home? Mai said with a returned smile. Yes ma'am! Kaine said, following the milf inside the castle, eyes glued to her fat ass the entire time. The oddball team split after their journey was complete and Kaine decided to stay in his new much more comfortable home and enjoy all the new accommodations he had.
Hey Grandpa. Just went on my first adventure and things are going amazing. Made a wish to prevent a tragedy like yours from ever happening again. I scored 3 hot babes and I don't think I'll ever be broke again. I know it's not your modest lifestyle but you and I aren't the same man. I'll do as you say not as you do. Also I'm gonna train under your Master soon as well. Love ya.
Kaine spoke inwardly.