After his fun activities with Suno, Kaine left for West City to repair his dragon radar which malfunctioned during his journey.
Oh. Kaine, it's good to see you again. That gravity machine is almost done. You should be able to exercise at 10x gravity. If you manage to go beyond that by some miracle I'll have to upgrade it. Dr. Briefs said. Thanks Dr. Briefs! Wow! I don't even think he developed it this fast in the main story! If he worked with Red Ribbon I couldn't imagine the repercussions. Good thing he doesn't know I'm cracking his wife and daughter. Kaine thought.
Hey Kaine. Bulma said from the stairs. Bulma. He said excitedly. The two embraced, Bulma leapt onto her Saiyan boyfriend and he held her by her ass. Hey dad, my boyfriend and I are gonna be upstairs. Bulma said. Ok but no smooching you too. Dr. Briefs laughed. Kaine let out a small Chuckle. The two started laughing with him and he was slightly confused. Unknown to the man of the house, the hung saiyan had fucked his daughter and his wife multiple times.
The two went upstairs to Bulma's room. Bulma was looking curvaceous in her pink tube top and brown shorts. Her fat ass and titties were jiggling with each step they took up the stairs. You're looking as beautiful as ever. Kaine said, spanking his woman's ass. Thank you, if you want you can tear it off upstairs you can. Bulma flirted. Nah, I'm going on a journey to find the dragon balls again but the Radar broke. Kaine said. Really? Yeah I can fix it. The beautiful blunette said with a smile.
Radar's finished, Bulma said. Looks like you only have two dragon balls. Yeah it's been difficult here lately. Her alien boyfriend admitted. You mind if I tag along, she asked. Yeah sure, I could use the extra help. He replied. Hey Bulma have you seen my bru- Hi. Nice to meet you! A newcomer spoke. Kaine turned his head to see the 4th member of the briefs family. Someone who he didn't expect to even be here.
Hey, I don't believe we've met I'm Kaine, Bulma's Girlfriend. Hi I'm Bulma's Older Sister, my name is Tights, nice to meet you Kaine. The man held out his hand to shake hers.
HOLY SHIT! TIGHTS IS REALLY HOT! Kaine thought in shock. Like every other female the man had encountered in Dragon Ball so far the woman was far more curvaceous and sexy than what was displayed in the show. Her physique was in between Bulma's and her Mothers. Her hair was short and blonde like her mother's. She had G Cup breasts that didn't look contained in the slightest in her denim overalls and black shirt. Her shirt was showcasing a lot of cleavage and her overalls did nothing to conceal her massive Bubble butt and child bearing hips that the denim overalls only accentuated. When the woman walked up to him he was greeted to the sight of her breasts jiggling. Oh my god, ITS JIGGLING IN THE DENIM AGAIN! WHAT IS WITH THIS FAMILY AND FAT ASSES JIGGLING IN DENIM? Kaine thought at how effortlessly everything shook.
She shook the man's hand whilst staring at the strong saiyans athletic figure and cute face. I'm Jealous Bulma, if he were a few years Older I'd have snatched him up first. Tights said with a lecherous grin and a small blush on her face. There's no reason why we can't share Tights, Mom already got her fill of him first. Bulma said. Plus, he's got a huge dick and stamina in spades, he fucked me like a wild animal and I couldn't walk for an entire day. She whispered in her sister's ear. Tights heart skipped a beat, She could always tell when her sister was lying but she didn't detect anything like that in her voice at this current moment.
Despite how true the words were that Bulma spoke it still didn't make the saiyan feel too unembarrassed as he was scratching his head and looking off to the side with a blush on his face. The older blonde sister hadn't had good dick in a long time and even then those men with slightly above average dicks couldn't last long in her pussy. The thought of a man that could fuck her into unconsciousness turned her on to no end. Hmm. I guess I'll see you around Kaine. Maybe we can get to know each other better. Tights Whispered in his ear sultrily. I CAN'T STOP WINNING! Kaine thought happily. The woman walked out of the room with a sexy strut in her hips, making her ass jiggle. Sorry Dr. Briefs, but Imma be cracking your whole family soon. Kaine thought mischievously.
Bulma and Kaine went to meet up with Yamcha, Puar, and Oolong who happened to be in town. They all went to the amusement park. Unknown to them, they were being followed by some thieves, one of them was a blonde. The gang was on some ride when someone hit Kaine with a Walnut. WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT WALNUT! He exclaimed. Relax Kaine there's a lot of people here. Oolong said. Nah Pig, someone's trying to rob us but I can't prove it. The man said.
A blonde woman tried baiting the gang with some guru bs. The woman was Hasky, a professional pick pocketer hired by the RR Army. Kaine played along until she tried pickpockiting his shit. Young man, may I see them. HELL NAH! He yelled. I ain't showing my nuts. Freaky ass woman. The man bellowed. Trying to get a rise out of the woman. The saiyan didn't mind having multiple blondes in his harem but not if two of them looked the exact fucking same but with different accents.
He heard clattering behind the woman and chased after the thieves that tried fleecing him earlier. He mistakenly gave Yamcha's starving ass the dragon balls. He came back to see the blonde trying to escape. Kaine leaped onto the woman's aircraft like King Kong and took his shit back before kicking the aircraft to the ground, almost causing a national tragedy but missing the tall building by mere inches.
After that fiasco, Bulma and Kaine split off from the group to find more dragon balls. Where are you two going? That was crazy! Oolong said. We're searching for the dragon balls again! Bulma said while the saiyan picked her up in a bridal carry. Alright let's go babe. The blunette said. The two ran off to retrieve a capsule vehicle to fly in. Hey Oolong, do you think they've already, you kno- Oh without a doubt. That guy's thrashing her. Oolong responded quickly, interrupting Yamcha. Oh wow. Yamcha said, not expecting the pig's quick response. And there's a good chance he's probably having sex with her mom and sister if she got one. Oolong guessed. Oh wow. Puar said.
The couple flew out to some random island to find the next dragon ball. Kaine dove down into the water to find where the dragon ball was. The lung capacity of Saiyans are incredible. One deep breath could last them 10 minutes underwater. Some soldiers tried to Rape Bulma while the man was gone. Hey girl, why don't you come with us. The soldier said while reaching his hand out to her. No! I have a boyfriend! Bulma yelled. I don't know if you heard of the red ribbon army Girl but we're gonna take over the world. He replied. And the ruling class gets what ever they want! The other soldier said, grabbing the girls arm. Would you care to explain why you're touching my girl you scrawny ass bitch?
The soldiers hearts stopped as they heard a new voice behind them. They both turned around to see a muscular man that could probably curl both of them at the same time. HEY YOU STAY RIGHT THERE! The other solider yelled pointing his gun at the Saiyan. Try me. Kaine said. All those muscles and martials arts don't mean shit to a gun. The soldier said before they both fired at him. The two were quickly proven wrong as Kaine not only dodged the bullets at close range but disarmed both men, snapping both guns like reeds. You were saying?
Now now hold on lets not- FUCK YOU BOTH! YOU WILL GO TO HELL NOW! Kaine yelled. He punched .50 cal sized divot in one of the soldiers chest. The other one tried to run but he copied a cool dude's move and nuked the nigga. RIOT JAVELIN! Kaine yelled. The couple rocketed off to Master Roshi's house in the plane,
Hey Kaine, what brings you here? Master Roshi Said. They conversated for a bit and Roshi explained to them that Launch and Krillin had the submarine. Shortly after Krillin and Launch came home. Krillin told the saiyan and the blunette about some pirate treasure and Master Roshi told the story.
If I get that money I'd be richer than Bulma and Chi Chi. Kaine said laughing. Krillin and the two took off towards the next dragon ball and pirates treasure but Bulma accidentally left the dragon ball at home. I knew we were forgetting something, Kaine said sadly. The three made it to the ocean floor and searched for the dragon ball. They found out it was hidden in some cavern but the red ribbon army was hot on their six so they hit the gas with urgency.
The red ribbon army attacked the turtle hermits house but Launch had sneezed and handled everything. Meanwhile the 3 got out of the submarine. The red ribbon dudes tried to follow them into the cave. Kaine found the skeletal remains of a pirate thus proving the legend to be true. YEAHHHH I'M GON BE RICH! He exclaimed. They continued walking through the cave and encountered booby traps. Kaine and Krillin hit a 53 foot horizontal vertical across the booby trapped enclosure. The saiyan used his power pole to get Bulma across.
They stumbled upon some room with skulls in it. OH SHIT! The saiyan yelled before the 3 fell down into the cave. POWER POLE EXTEND! He exclaimed before they could get caught in the lava. He extended them to safety before anything tragic could happen. Then suddenly he heard a red ribbon operative getting electrocuted from the other room. That voice sounds like its filled with estrogen. General Blue. Kaine thought with anger in his tone. General Blue, one of the red ribbons top operatives with high class near superhuman fighting abilities and psychic powers.
After walking a bit they found some underground port the pirates likely used. A pirate robot suddenly sprang out from the dark attacking them. That thing almost cut the saiyans hair off so he blew it up with a point blank Kamehameha. Shiver me timbers, the robot added before self destructing. Krillin and Bulma went to find treasure or a command center for the underground port. In the meantime Kaine stood guard until a self-destruct sequence in the cave occurred. The knowledgeable warrior acted quickly, gathering Bulma and Krillin and boilting out. Unknown to them at the time, the Zesty ass General was following them.
They swam into a treasure room with 3 chests but the statue started throwing blades at them. Kaine acted quickly and grabbed one of the blades to deflect the rest of them. He chucked the blade he was holding at full speed into the face of the statue. Kaine opened the first gold chest. Before the mechanism inside could open fire he grabbed it and shattered it in his hand. The second one had a key. He inserted the key into the pedestal of the statue and jewels rained into the chest. YEAHHH I'M RICH! Kaine said.
I'm afraid you're mistaken I am ri- Before the muscular twink could continue his monologue. Kaine delivered a devastating blow to his stomach and poked him in his eyes before slapping him away. It's not pride month yet, you still gotta another month. Kaine said, staring down the general while walking around him. HOW DARE YOU! He yelled, before he could activate his psychic powers the saiyan closed the distance with him once again.
Kaine began throwing rapid punches and kicks to his face and body. The saiyan beat the dogshit out of the general before making finishing with a uppercut into a double heel kick. The man's fleeting form was kicked into the air by a leaf rising wind from the saiyan. KAMEHAMEHA!! Kaine yelled, popping ult on the general and frying him.
The place began collapsing and Kaine shelved all the treasure and the cool ass statue in a capsule before grabbing his friends and escaping, leaving the unconscious General Blue in his rocky and watery grave. Bulma, Krillin, go ahead I'll meet you outside. Imma go get that dragon ball. Kaine said. He went and grabbed the dragon ball and put the spare jewels and treasure in his capsule with rest and swam back out quickly. He jumped in the submarine with Krillin and Bulma and they left the spot.
The three successfully made it back to the Island and relaxed for a bit. HAHA! WE'RE RICH! Kaine danced with Krillin. Maybe it doesn't pay as much to be bad. The blonde spoke while admiring a sapphire. It's beautiful. The blunette said. Bulma and Launch were holding Jewels the saiyan gave them. Roshi was relaxing in his chair with a gold chain on.
A little while later…..
Sniff* Sniff* I smell a twink. Kaine said seriously. He put his plate of food that Launch made down and ran outside. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN! He yelled, staring down General Blue. I WAS GOING TO LET YOU OFF EASY BUT I THINK I'LL JUST KILL YOU! He continued. AHHHH NOT YOU AGAIN! The general yelled before paralyzing the saiyan with his psychic ability and running into the house, grabbing a dragon ball and leaving in his vehicle. The saiyan was beyond angry and broke out of the paralysis after a few seconds with pure strength.
I'll go get 'em! He said to everyone else before rocketing off to go get him. Is he flying!!?? Bulma said in shock. Roshi ran out side and saw in amazement as his student used the Krane Schools flying technique. Unknown to Roshi nor Kaine, the saiyan had obtained the ability to fly out of necessity, learning how to fly on instinct. He chased the General to his grave in a mountainside where he crashed and exploded.
The saiyan landed next to some weird short purple haired girl flanked by 2 green haired angel looking things. Oh SHIT! This is Arale. Kaine thought, terrified. Piss her off and I could literally be sent out of this dimension. The man was not Joking. The Dr. Slump born android Arale had unimaginable power that infinitely transcended dimensions, in one way or another. Did you tell them about that one time I grabbed a frame of reality? Arale asked. They already know about that. I said. No they don't. The same way you haven't even read Dr. Slump. She sai- I DONT NEED TO! I interrupted.
Hi, the little girl said while waving and smiling at the Saiyan. Oh hi he said waving at the little girl. He flew over to find General Blue but the bastard had escaped him again. I gotta give it to the general, surviving a helicopter crash is pretty cool. Kaine thought. Arale caught up to him which scared the Saiyan because she was running. Hey! I wanna fly! Arale said, reaching her hand out. Okay but be careful! The man said. The little girl wanted to fly so he let her follow him on his journey to find the General while giving a piggyback ride.
Kaine found his location and crashed the car he was driving. FINALLY, I CAUGHT YO DUMBASS! GIVE ME THE DRAGON BALL! He yelled. Language. Arale pointed with a frown. My bad. Kaine said, holding General Blue by the neck. He panicked and handed him the orange orb. Thank you, Kaine said. Kaine turned the general into a missile and literally sent him into outer space. Thanks for all your help Arale, I'd love to stay and play with you but I have to go and find the dragon balls. Kaine said before flying away. Bye Kaine! Make sure to come visit! Arale yelled.
Elsewhere...
Sir! We've lost communication with General Blue, he was last seen engaging the martial arts champion! And he was flying! A red ribbon soldier reported. Flying? Gero, Commander Red and Staff Officer Black repeated in unison. Impossible! No martial art on this earth can cause propulsion into the air! Gero said. That's because you don't know martial arts doctor. A new voice spoke. Huh? The legendary Assassin! Staff Officer Black said.