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Chapter 300 - Chapter 300: Stop Spouting Absurd Lines

[T/N: We've reached chapter 300 šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰]

[Aha's Emanator: Yanqing: Protect the best Nero in the world.]

[Wind-Boy Solo-Stan: miHoYo: Nero's banner is up today, I've got some good news for you. Yellow Pee bro: What good news? miHoYo: Here's a perk for you, buy one get one free. Yellow Pee bro: I'm in, brothers.]

[Itches So Bad: So when Yellow Pee bro was pulling 6+5 Yanqing, he got a free 6+5 Nero along with it, right?]

[Pom Pom: I think I just witnessed a once-in-a-lifetime stream today. What's going on with Yellow Pee bro? Fine, he hit hard pity every time, but even his soft pity losses were all duplicates of the same character. Good thing the game has hard pity, otherwise he probably wouldn't have gotten a single one.]

[Alex: Now Yellow Pee bro really has become the Sky-Soaring Emperor. While watching the chaos, I couldn't help but feel inferior. If only I were that rich.]

[Siberian Duck: This is ridiculous, way too ridiculous. @Glue Man Yellow Pee bro is still confused here, he just finished pulling, how did you already cut and upload the video?]

Pulling his gaze away from the barrage of comments, the young man with the ID "Nero Is My Dad" refocused on Yellow Pee bro.

This colleague who had agreed to pull for Nero together had just gone through a brutally tragic gacha session.

Even as a bystander, he couldn't help but feel shaken by that terrifying process. And when he thought about how he was about to start pulling next, a tight unease crept into his chest.

Of course, above his worry for himself, there was also a sense of admiration for Yellow Pee bro.

Even after going through such a maddening pulling session, the guy hadn't completely broken down. That kind of willpower was something he had to acknowledge.

At this moment, Yellow Pee bro leaned back in his chair, staring blankly at the ceiling with hollow eyes, looking dazed and sluggish.

Only from the mumbling that sounded like sleep-talking could people catch a glimpse of his abyss-like mental state.

"Uh… no more, no more… don't… don't… I don't want Yanqing anymore, stop giving him to me, I was wrong… sob…"

Yellow Pee bro lay slumped in the chair for two full minutes, until the chat started reminding him that he wasn't the only one who would be suffering.

[Pause: Yellow Pee bro, that guy who calls Nero his dad is about to start pulling too. Aren't you going to check out your opponent's results?]

Seeing the reminder, Yellow Pee bro perked up a little and switched over to "Nero Is My Dad's" stream.

At this moment, he gathered a bit of energy again, and a quiet expectation began to form.

When someone is unlucky, if another person is also unlucky, their mood improves quite a bit. And when that other person has even the slightest connection to them, they instinctively hope that person will be unlucky too.

That's what they call "sharing blessings and hardships together."

Nero Is My Dad was clearly just an ordinary player. He wasn't a big spender like Yellow Pee bro.

Looking at the amount of Stellar Jade he had saved up, which was eerily similar to their own, the viewers felt a faint sense of identification.

At the same time, they were also looking forward to something.

While Yellow Pee bro had been pulling, a viewer named "I'm Really Not a Leaker" made a guess, maybe your luck when pulling Nero is tied to your usual words and behavior.

In other words, the more outrageous nonsense you say, the worse your luck gets. The most typical example was Yellow Pee bro. If you say less of that kind of nonsense, Nero won't dislike you as much, and your luck improves.

And although this "Nero Is My Dad" guy had a name that leaned that way a bit, he didn't seem to do anything too outrageous in his usual behavior.

The reason this expectation formed wasn't because the viewers believed in mysticism, but because of the ID "I'm Really Not a Leaker."

This guy had claimed more than once that he had insider information, and many of the things he said had later been proven true.

With a "just here for the fun" mindset, the viewers were still willing to give him a spot in this gacha showdown.

Nero Is My Dad didn't show his face like Yellow Pee bro. He was a young man with a very rough, booming voice. His latest post on his account was from yesterday.

The guy had uploaded a short video with a recording of snoring, complaining that his roommate's snoring at night sounded like a pig, and then he got ganged up on by five roommates who had been gaming all night.

After noticing that Yellow Pee bro had switched to watching his stream, Nero Is My Dad closed Yellow Pee bro's stream and got ready to pull.

Before starting, he also made a prayer, shouting in a loud voice, "Nero, the money you gave me the other day, I now return it all, please join my team!"

His actions made Yellow Pee bro even more expectant.

The latter stared intently at the screen, and from the gradually twisting expression on his face, you could tell there was both disdain and smugness.

After all, he had prayed before pulling too, and look how that turned out.

Just like Nero said back in the Jarilo storyline: "Luck won't save the unlucky, and spending won't change fate."

Endure it, kid. This disaster was always meant for you, Yellow Pee bro said silently in his heart.

However, as Nero Is My Dad started pulling, Yellow Pee bro's expression slowly warped.

Compared to Yellow Pee bro's absurd, almost torturous pulling experience, Nero Is My Dad's session looked unbelievably normal.

From a statistical standpoint, it matched an average player's experience almost perfectly, yet to Yellow Pee bro, it felt like heaven-sent fortune.

Nero in 90 pulls, signature Lightcone in 70.

In front of the computer, Yellow Pee bro's face twisted, teeth clenched tight. Jealousy had completely distorted his expression.

That earlier line in his mind, "Endure it, kid. This disaster was always meant for you", now echoed repeatedly, like a boomerang thrown out that came crashing straight back into his own face.

As for Nero Is My Dad, after seeing his results, he let out a small sigh of relief.

[White Mist: This proves that the amount of outrageous nonsense you say really does affect your luck when pulling Nero.]

[Little Cucumber: I didn't want to believe this kind of thing, but this comparison is making it hard not to.]

[Going Bald by the Day: @I'm Really Not a Leaker Bro, you're seriously impressive.]

[Knight of Pure Beauty: This is a shocking result. I tested it myself, and the outcome seems to show there really is an effect. Everyone, what level is 6+1 in 200 pulls?]

[Amen: Hacks?]

[Belobog Savage: @Knight of Pure Beauty Aren't you supposed to be a Knight of Pure Beauty? How are you playing a cracked version?]

[Knight of Pure Beauty: All I can say is, Nero has found his loyal knight order.]

[Siberian Duck: @Nero Feet-in-Mouth Yellow Pee bro, are you okay?]

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