"Your Majesty, I agree with you; taking human trash as our sexual partners is just plain barbaric. Let us rape them, then feed their flesh to the human-eating plants back at Fairylynch."
"Please, understand the definition of barbaric before you open your mouth…! Oh? There's something moving there."
Three fairies, with their wings fluttering softly, flew slowly over the recently raided village.
Smoke still rose in thin columns from ruined homes, with bodies laid scattered in the streets like broken dolls. The air stank of blood, rot, and ash.
***
"Please, I sensed my eye react to a great amount of bloodshed. And I have a lot of work to do, can you go to the village for me and see what went wrong? You are the only one closest to me now."
"You swear to play with me when I'm done? And attend all my tea parties?"
"Not ALL of them, you silly fairy...! But I will attend a few. And I will also play with you when you return..."
