". . . Hmm, excuse me, I know the conversation is great, but how about everyone sits down and enjoys a massage to relax the tension?"
"No!!!"
Yeah… that didn't work.
"Xiu, you're going to have to undo the spell you cast on my wife."
Zafrom placed his wife in front of Xiu.
"So the rumors are true, Zafrom, you actually got yourself a wife."
Xiu fiddled with the broom handle—well, I mean, Zafrom's wife.
"I've seen this woman somewhere before, hmm…"
I think Xiu is missing a few screws too.
"Oh, right, she was in that…"
She was?
"I forgot."
Ah, I'm just going to go back to what I was doing and let these lunatics sort out their problems.
"Xiu, forget about Zafrom, I want you to undo the spell on my wife."
Cement wiped his wife's face after she fell face-first into the dirt.
"Hahaha, who would've thought that the two greatest leaders of Zenca Forest would marry pieces of trash like these."
". . ."
"The woman who married a hundred men and got abandoned by all of them thinks she has any authority to talk about relationships?"
Married a hundred men and still alone, huh…
"Waaah! Cement, you're right, I married many men, but they couldn't handle the love I had to give!"
Xiu burst into tears.
"I can be the 101st."
Dorian said, kissing Xiu's hands.
"And I'll be the 102nd."
Donke kissed Xiu's feet.
Those two are a disgrace.
"Oh, my dears, I appreciate the affection. And as a reward, I'll give you this."
"Smack!"
Xiu kissed Dorian and Donke on the cheek.
"I think I'm going to—"
Puff!
"Hahaha, what's this, Donke? You can't handle a kiss and you're already passed out?"
Puff!
Yeah… both of them fainted from Xiu's kiss.
"Hey, Kaela, why didn't you faint when you got a kiss?"
Good question, Lyra. I got kissed too, but I didn't faint.
"Maybe Kaela likes men?"
"Hey! Kaela, let go of my ear!"
"Seraphine, I'd rather die than like men."
Just because I turned into a woman doesn't mean I lost my preferences.
Actually… what Seraphine said made me a bit worried. Could it be that I also like men?
"Hmm…"
"Hey, I already said I like women. Why can't you two believe me?"
"Hmm…"
"Lyra and I will believe you like women… for now."
I don't have to prove anything to these two idiots.
"Wake up, you brats."
Cement tried to wake my friends.
"Now I understand why no man can stand marrying you, Xiu. Dorian and Donke fainted from your kiss."
"I agree with you, Zafrom. It must be hard receiving a kiss from a worn-out woman."
Xiu smiled faintly as the wind played with her hair.
"You two brutes are just jealous because I kissed those young men."
Xiu ran her fingers across her lips while Zafrom and Cement drooled.
"Jealous? My wife kisses better than you, Xiu."
Cement kissed his wife.
But…
"Love, won't you kiss me too?"
His wife didn't respond the way he expected.
"Cement, I think your wife doesn't want you anymore. But that's obvious, since you don't even have hair."
"She loves me, yes!"
Cement walked to a tree, leaned against it, and started crying.
Man… this is completely absurd. I'm not even going to help him.
"Where are you going, Seraphine? Don't get involved in other people's business."
I don't even want to see the mess she's about to make.
"Cement, don't cry. I know your wife doesn't love you, but your hair will grow back."
My God, Seraphine… what are you doing?
"Waaah…"
Seraphine quietly walked away after making everything worse.
"Seraphine, I have three words for you: Con… gra… ts."
"Oh, Kaela, you didn't have to praise me, I'm blushing."
"I'm not praising you… forget what I said, Seraphine."
It's easier to teach a rock how to walk than to teach Seraphine what two plus two is.
"Love, you too? Don't play with my feelings."
Unfortunately, Zafrom's wife also refused to kiss him.
I never imagined I'd see an ogre and a man crying over the same thing.
"Demon, stop crying, you're embarrassing me and your friends."
Lyraaaaa! She's scolding Zafrom—she's completely lost her fear of dying.
And just like that, with the arrival of a completely mysterious woman, the course of our lives changed once again.
"Lyra, don't climb on top of him, you're going to—"