I looked at the birds gliding across the sky, and for a few moments, all I wanted was to be back home playing games and watching hentai.
It's true that I've been reincarnated into a completely unknown world, but what are the odds of ending up in a situation like this?
Someone with at least a little common sense, please help me...
"Wahhhh!"
My tears fell in slow motion and touched the ground. The unbearable heat quickly evaporated them. But just as I was about to wipe my eyes...
"Hey, massage girl, come back and continue your work."
And there's still this... What a hellish life.
"Kaela, are you crying?"
Lyra hugged me and gently stroked my head. Why is she being so nice to me?
My face is buried in Lyra's chest. Have girls always been this soft?
"Kaela, if there's anything I can do for you, just tell me."
Something I want?
"If you want, we can do what adults like to do."
So now that I've become a woman, another girl is inviting me to do that? Wahhhh!
"I saw you staring at Xiu's breasts. If you want to touch mine, I'll let you."
This has to be another one of Lyra's jokes.
"I waaaaaaaaaant to!"
Have Lyra's breasts always been this big? Ah, who cares?
"Wow... They're so soft and firm."
"Mmph!"
Lyra let out a soft moan.
"Kaela, what are you doing?"
"Lyra, I'm doing what you wanted."
"What I wanted?"
"Stop growling in my ear, Lyra."
Wait!!!
I looked to my left and saw everyone staring at me. At that moment, I saw Lyra covering her chest while glaring at me in disgust.
"Lyra, will this piece of wood work?"
"Yes, it will, Seraphine."
If Lyra is over there... then who am I groping?
WHOOSH!
A burst of white smoke exploded in front of me.
"Hi there."
What the hell...
"It's Xiu's bear."
"Hey, Lyra, wait! Not my head!"
"AAAHHHH!"
Everyone shouted.
". . ."
"Kaela, I'm sorry. I asked Alfredo not to transform into girls, but it seems he never listens to his mother."
"Isn't that right, my precious baby? Who's Mommy's little baby?"
"Alfredo."
"Good boy!"
I almost got split in half. Lyra hit me so hard.
"Kaela, take my hand."
It's you, Brick.
Brick helped me back to my feet.
"Kaela, I'm sorry for everything my father put you through."
"You don't have to apolo... gize..."
I rubbed my eyes just to make sure I'd really seen what I thought I had.
"Who needs women when we've got our friends?"
Zafrom and Cement were drinking together.
"Kaela, where are you going?"
Who do those idiots think they are?
"I'm going to bury those morons. They came here, brought all these ogres and those smelly men to fight, but in the end..."
I ended up giving massages like a slave while listening to those filthy people complain.
"Let me go! I want them to have fun!"
"What's all that noise?"
Cement stood up and started walking toward me.
"Let me go!"
"Oh, it's you, Kaela."
Cement could barely stay on his feet.
Just look at this bald idiot with breath that smells like a dead dog.
"Kaela... did you know... that women are selfish... and always complaining?"
I'm going to—
"My wife complained last week that I couldn't satisfy her."
Just as I was about to cover my ears...
"But I told her, 'Honey... you don't even have any holes.'"
"HAHAHAHA!"
I couldn't hold back my laughter. There's no defeating insanity.
"Come, Kaela. Have a drink with us."
"Zafrom, weren't you supposed to be a cruel demon who wanted to kill us?"
Now he looked like a tame cat. And to think the ogres follow him.
"Take your hands off. You can't drink—you've barely gotten out of diapers."
Lyra tried to grab Zafrom's cup for a sip.
"Who are you calling a baby, ugly demon?"
Lyra started punching Zafrom.
"Seraphine, I was going to give you a drink too, but do you remember what happened at the Men's Club last time? For my own sake—and everyone else's—you'd better stick to water."
Cement took the cup out of Seraphine's hands and drank it himself.
"But I didn't even drink anything that time."
Seraphine stomped on a branch to show how angry she was.
"Exactly. Imagine what would've happened if you had."
What are Dorian and Donke doing?
"Ah, my dear, you're so beautiful."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Please... give me ten bottles! I shouted.
Well, they say alcohol is the best medicine for your problems.
"Please, children, don't do that."
And so, Kaela's group made some new friends... though they were a little different from normal.