Chapter 105:
Hill's eye twitched, her fingers tightening slightly.
Natasha sighed helplessly and said, "Wade, shut up."
"But I was complimenting her!" Deadpool spread his hands, looking genuinely aggrieved.
"And honestly, Hill, your uniform is way too serious. Want to try my designer? He just designed a Deadpool collaboration tactical bodysuit with built-in bullet hole decorations."
Bang!
Hill drew her pistol from her pocket with lightning speed and shot Deadpool straight in the chest!
No one reacted much, but they were all happy to watch the show.
Then they saw Deadpool look down at the hole in his suit.
He looked up at Hill, his mask's eye-pieces curving into a ridiculous arc.
"You can hit harder than that!"
He poked his completely unharmed chest.
"Hill, I've been enhanced by the boss's serum! Your little caliber can't even pierce my Mexican burrito!"
He stuck his butt out and wiggled it sleazily.
"Come on, hit me again! Right here!"
Hill's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot. Her finger trembled slightly on the trigger.
Captain America took a deep breath, then—
"Fuck! Wade Wilson!"
He roared, grabbed his shield, and charged forward in one stride, swinging his arm in a wide arc.
Clang!!!
The vibranium shield slammed solidly into the back of Deadpool's head with a teeth-grinding thud.
Deadpool's body swayed, then flopped face-first onto the ground with a thud.
The entire room fell silent.
Tony raised an eyebrow and started clapping.
"Very good, old popsicle. I like this part."
Natasha rubbed her brow and laughed, "Should have done that sooner."
Hawkeye squatted down and poked Deadpool, looking at him curiously: "Can that force actually kill him? Even though he'll come back."
"I hope so." Hill put her gun away with a cold face.
Steve frowned, reattached the shield to his back, and gritted his teeth as he grabbed Deadpool by the back of his collar, dragging him toward the Quinjet like a sack of potatoes.
"If this bastard wakes up again, I'll throw him out from ten thousand meters up!"
Hill took a deep breath and tried to calm herself.
"Anyway, the mission objectives have been synced to your tactical panels. Keep communications open and don't screw it up."
Tony patted her on the shoulder. "Relax, the most unstable factor has been temporarily taken offline."
He pointed at Deadpool, who was being dragged into the cabin by Steve.
Natasha and Hawkeye quickly boarded the jet. Hill gave the group one last look.
"Good luck."
As the hatch closed, the Quinjet slowly rose into the air.
Inside the cabin, Deadpool was casually tossed into a corner while Steve was still grumbling and adjusting his gloves.
Tony poured himself a drink and sat down leisurely: "So, anyone want to bet how long until Wade wakes up?"
Natasha fastened her seatbelt and closed her eyes to rest: "I bet five minutes."
Hawkeye shrugged, his tone relaxed: "I bet three minutes, and the first thing he says when he wakes up will definitely be about Mexican burritos."
At that moment, Deadpool's fingers suddenly twitched.
MeanwhilePacific Ocean airspaceInside the Kree reconnaissance ship
A tall Kree warrior stood in front of the control console, his blue skin marking his identity.
His adjutant stepped forward and spoke in a low voice.
"Commander, we have detected Earth's defensive response."
The Kree commander sneered: "Let them come."
He gripped the energy weapon in his hand, a dangerous glint flashing in his eyes.
"This time, the people of Earth will witness true power."
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(Gwen Stacy's Universe)One week after the island party, early morning
On the rooftop terrace of Gwen Stacy's apartment building. The sunlight was perfect, the breeze gentle.
Yang Jian lounged lazily on a beach chair, wearing retro aviator sunglasses, his muscular arms pillowed behind his head.
Beside him, Gwen Stacy wore a pink camisole and matching cat-eye sunglasses, her legs swinging back and forth.
Two speakers played music nearby, creating a relaxed atmosphere.
"Ah~!"
Gwen Stacy stretched with a big yawn, then grabbed the strawberry milkshake on the table and took a big sip.
This is life! When you're as powerful as me, you should enjoy it.
Yang Jian smiled faintly and took a sip of his iced lemon water.
Sunlight poured over his sharply defined profile. Energy subtly radiated from his body, even gilding his eyelashes with a golden edge.
The rooftop breeze ruffled his black hair, revealing a face that could captivate countless girls.
"Yang, look at that cloud!"
Gwen Stacy suddenly pointed at the sky and teased, "Doesn't it look like Thor's hairstyle when he got punched flying that day?"
Yang Jian burst out laughing and shook his head helplessly.
"What's going on in that head of yours?"
"Definitely creativity!"
Gwen Stacy proudly puffed out her chest (though there wasn't much there).
"Oh right, right! My TikTok followers just broke 100,000!"
She waved her phone excitedly, her expression screaming "Praise me!"
"The latest video 'How to Subdue Villains with a Frying Pan' got an explosion of likes!"
Yang Jian smiled helplessly and was about to speak.
At that moment, a neighbor's shout came from downstairs.
"Hey up there! Can you stop throwing parties on the rooftop so early in the morning?!"
Gwen Stacy did a kip-up to her feet, leaned over the railing and shouted down:
"This is called morning sunbathing! It's healthy!" She even stuck out her tongue.
Yang Jian shook his head, but couldn't hide the smile in his eyes.
He adjusted his sunglasses and enjoyed the warm feeling of sunlight seeping into every cell.
Since coming to this universe, moments of peace like this were truly rare.
"By the way, darling."
Gwen Stacy suddenly leaned in, lowering her voice mysteriously.
"I heard about a super awesome vacation planet. They say the beaches are rainbow-colored! Want to…"
"No." Yang Jian refused decisively.
"Ehhh!"
Gwen Stacy dragged out the sound like a hamster whose snacks had been stolen.
"Then let's go eat hotpot? I know a new place that's really good…"
Her words were cut off by the sudden ringing of a phone.
Yang Jian glanced at the screen flashing "Nick Fury." Gwen Stacy also sighed.
"Answer it."
Yang Jian lay back down and deliberately smiled: "Anyway, I'm free."
Gwen Stacy pouted and answered the call, her tone dissatisfied.
"Nick, you'd better give me a good reason!"
"What? An alien burger shop robbery? That's our problem now?!"
Gwen Stacy hung up and tossed the phone onto the table with a pout: "Fury says there's an alien-owned burger shop in Manhattan that got robbed. He insists we go check it out."
She exaggeratedly rolled her eyes, looking a bit speechless.
"Come on, can't S.H.I.E.L.D. agents handle something like this?"
Yang Jian took off his sunglasses. Golden sunlight flowed in his pupils.
He looked toward the distant skyscrapers and said calmly: "You go ahead. I should head back to my universe too."
"Huh?"
Gwen Stacy sat up straight, her pink sunglasses sliding down her nose.
"Right now?"
She grabbed the corner of Yang Jian's cloak, her expression pitiful.
"Stay a few more days! I haven't taken you to that new hotpot place yet!"
Yang Jian gently patted the back of her hand and comforted her: "Trust me, I'll come back. Besides, I've already stayed too long."
He stood up, his battle armor instantly covering his body.
"Also, I feel like my universe might need me."
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