"Alright. That should just about settle that." Salazar spoke up as the attendant made his way out.
"Gotta say. I like the way you work." I remarked with a nod of approval.
"I get the feeling you only feel that way because I seemed to have stoked your already massive ego."
"Nonsense. I am the most humble man alive." I retorted.
"Indeed. Master is so humble the universe can't withstand his level of humility. It's blinding and mesmerizing."
"That's right. Shulvan. Tell him." I was starting to appreciate this guy.
"Indeed. So bow before master's majestic humility."
SLAP!!!
"Ahhhh!!! My lord. Why?"
"What the hell do you mean bow before master's humility. Since when do humble people ask for bows."
"But.. master."
SLAP!!
"Ahhh!! I apologize for getting carried away."
"Pfft….. hahahahahahahahahha…." Salazar's laughter stopped my discipline session cold.
"And what's so funny, you bastard?" I growled.
