When the thug boss woke up, he found himself and his underlings hanging upside down from a tree. Beside him, Ash's Squirtle was sitting there, flashing an evil grin while eating a roasted sweet potato.
Cassandra looked at him angrily and demanded, "Who exactly sent you here? Why are you causing trouble at our pharmacy?!"
Being interrogated by Cassandra, the thug boss scoffed dismissively. "Hmph. Did you really think we would sell out our employer? Don't be so naive! We may be thugs, but we're thugs with principles!"
"Alright, Cassandra, there's no need to argue with him. Watch me make him open his mouth." Seeing the thug boss acting so stubbornly, Ash revealed an incredibly sinister smile. He absolutely loved dealing with stubborn guys like this.
Knowing exactly what Ash was about to do, Misty couldn't bear it and turned her head away. "Oh my god... I can't watch... How does Ash come up with so many evil ideas?"
Suzie looked at Squirtle, who was happily gorging on the roasted sweet potato, and sighed helplessly. "Squirtle really loves Ash... to actually dare to do something like this..."
Lara simply turned her head away in awkward silence, refusing to comment. Because what Ash was about to do was genuinely... well...
Hearing Ash's words, Cassandra obediently nodded and stepped aside, hugging Ash's arm. This was her favorite thing to do; whenever she ran into trouble, as long as she was holding Ash's arm, she felt completely safe.
"I'll leave it to you then, Ash."
"Don't worry, I never disappoint."
Saying this, Ash cracked his knuckles and walked toward the thug boss. The boss tried to act tough, shouting, "Bring it on! Beat me all you want! If I cry out in pain, I lose!"
Looking at the still-stubborn boss, the sinister smile on Ash's face grew even wider. He spoke in a tone that sent shivers down the boss's spine.
"Don't say that... We are harmonious and loving people. You guys were just hired to cause some trouble, after all. I would never resort to torture to extract a confession. However, I've always wanted to conduct a certain experiment, and I hope you can assist me. Squirtle, are you ready?"
Being addressed by Ash, Squirtle shoved the rest of the roasted sweet potato into its mouth, nodded, and jumped into Ash's arms.
"Squirtle!" (Ready!)
"No problem, Boss. Squirtle can start now."
"Excellent!"
Following that, Ash, wearing a devilish smirk, held Squirtle and aimed its butt directly at the thug boss's face.
"Hey, hey! What the hell are you doing?! Oh crap, don't do this!!!"
PBBBBBT!!!
Accompanied by an earth-shattering, thunderous blast, a massive fart smelling of sweet potato mixed with a heavy stench of seafood erupted directly into the thug boss's face.
The boss's face instantly turned purple. This fart was worse than a biological weapon; it simply wasn't something a human could endure! With that nauseating stench literally filling his mouth, the boss didn't even dare to exhale or inhale; he would rather hold that mouthful of foul air than risk letting any more of the scent in.
After unleashing the earth-shattering mega-fart, Ash's Squirtle wore an expression of absolute bliss. It was obvious he felt incredibly refreshed.
"Squirt, squirtle~" (So comfortable...)
When Squirtle turned around, it noticed the thug boss desperately holding his breath. Instantly, the little turtle flashed an incredibly wicked smirk. It leaped out of Ash's arms, ran over to Ash's backpack, and began rummaging through it. Under Psyduck's totally confused gaze, Squirtle pulled out a massive white radish.
"Squirtle! Squirtle!" (Come on, half for each of us!)
"Psy?" (Is it okay if Master doesn't cook it first?)
"Squirt, squirtle!" (Trust me, after you and I finish this task, Master will cook us something really delicious!)
"Psy?" (Really?)
"Squirtle, squirtle." (If you don't trust me, surely you trust the Boss, right?)
Being asked this by Squirtle, Psyduck nodded.
"Psy!" (Master is the best!)
"Squirtle!" (Then eat up!)
Subsequently, under the gazes of everyone present, Squirtle and Psyduck split and devoured the massive raw white radish. Meanwhile, Meowth provided a running translation of their conversation, causing everyone who had already guessed what was coming to wear utterly speechless expressions.
Hugging Ash's arm, Cassandra held back her laughter and said, "Squirtle really is quite evil..."
Watching Psyduck eating the raw white radish with Squirtle, Lara finally couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing. "Hahaha, this is just... Squirtle has so many crooked ideas... hahaha!"
Ash, fully aware of what Squirtle was planning, gave Squirtle a thumbs up and said, "Go ahead, Squirtle. Do what you need to do. I'll make you guys a feast tonight!"
Hearing Ash say this, Squirtle flashed a "leave it to me" expression and returned the thumbs up. Then, Squirtle dragged Psyduck over and stood right in front of the thug boss.
Seeing this, the boss, who had only just managed to catch his breath, revealed a look of absolute, unadulterated terror.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't do this!!!"
PBBBBBT!!!PBBBBT!!!
With two earth-shattering white radish farts, the thug boss truly couldn't hold his breath anymore.
"WAAAAAHHHHH!!! Who exactly is the bad guy here?! IT STINKS SO MUCH!!! What the hell did you feed your Squirtle and Psyduck?!"
Accompanied by the thug boss's frantic struggling, his underlings were also violently shaken awake. And then...
"WAAAAAHHH!!! Boss, it stinks so much!!!"
"Shut up! I'm taking the brunt of it over here! WAAAAHHH! IT STINKS SO MUCH!!!"
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