{20 minutes later}
"I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS!" *Lays on the ground*
"Why can't I just find some cheat items like the other main characters and be done with it?!"
|Searching for "Cheat Items" in database...|
|...|
|Found 0 items related to the keyword "Cheat"|
"..."
If I could physically touch it, I'd definitely beat the shit out of this system bastard.
|Would you like me to display the Market for manual searching?|
Oh?
"So you're not completely useless after all! Proceed."
|Market Lv 1|
|Potions| |Weapons| |Skills|
|Please choose a category|
Well I don't see any imminent need for weapons right now, my only goal at the moment is to atleast become as strong as a healthy human, that is, get 10 in all stats, except luck, ofcourse.
Even when it was a game, there were no methods revealed to increase luck. It increased completely on chance events. Even then, it never increased much for the main character.
"Show me the skills available."
|Showing skills...|
|Found 0 existing skills in the Market|
|Please level up the Market to a minimum of two to unlock skills|
"..."
"..."
"I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL WHOEVER MADE THIS SHITTY SYSTEM!"
"WHERE IS YOUR CREATOR?! LET ME MEET HIM ONCE! I'LL MAKE SURE THAT BITCH NEVER CREATES ANYTHING AGAIN!"
I'm gonna go insane because of this stupid system.
|Sorry for my incapabilities, Master Elias. Once you level up the Market sufficiently, you will surely be pleased.|
|Shall I display the available items at level 1?|
"...Fine."
|Displaying available items...|
>Lesser regeneration potion (50c) |Potion|<
>Lesser strength potion (50c) |Potion|<
>Lesser agility potion (50c) |Potion|<
>Lesser dexterity potion (25c) |Potion|<
>Lesser mana potion (100c) |Potion|<
>Beginner wooden sword (25c) |Weapon|<
>Beginner wooden spear (25c) |Weapon|<
>Beginner wooden bow (20c) |Weapon|<
>Weak wooden arrow x10 (10c) |Weapon|<
"What is my current balance?"
|Current Balance: 100c|
...That's doable.
"Purchase one wooden sword and one lesser dexterity potion."
|Transaction completed|
|1x Beginner wooden sword and 1x lesser dexterity potion have been added to inventory|
"Open inventory and take out lesser endurance potion"
|Bzzt|
A round, tacky bottle pops out of the blue screen hovering in front of Elias, dropping into his hand.
Normally, players use such potions indiscriminately during fights to increase their stats. However, I'm someone who has explored countless hidden mechanics of this game.
This isn't known to anybody but me, but if you use a particular stat potion while training that very stat, it will increase at twice it's normal rate!
|Gulp|
"That.. frankly tastes like apples on the verge of rotting. Eugh."
Think of it as medicine.
Think of it as medicine.
|Gulp, Gulp|
"YUCK. This better be worth my damn taste buds."
|Dexterity has been temporarily increased by 2 (9->11)|
|Otherworlder's Aura detected|
|Dexterity has been additionally increased by 2 (9->13)|
"...Huh?"