Now that everyone was back in school Aizawa was reminding us about the summer training camp.
'So if there's a summer training camp, a known pervert for an author and it's a shonen…
Then there's probably going to be a beach episode, villain attack and overall a bad time.
Then again it is UA so maybe the beach episode isn't then.'
I was contemplating very serious topics if you couldn't tell.
—one week before the final exams in June—
So a couple of people were worried about the final exams, if you didn't pass you wouldn't be allowed to go to the summer camp.
Right now it was lunch and I could see a commotion happening over at Midoriya's table.
The blonde from class 1-B with the inferiority complex was annoying him.
Or at least I believed he had something like that, for whatever reason he didn't like class 1-A. Since I ignored and avoided him I wouldn't know anything about that.
Just then Sato nudged me and asked.
"Have you started revision yet?"
"Yeah, I'll be fine for the tests."
"Apparently Kaminari hasn't even started revision yet."
"Isn't he like in the bottom five when it comes to test scores?"
"Yeah."
I looked up at Sato for a second and immediately got back to eating, he got what I was implying.
—Practical Exam—
After the written exam we got into our hero suits and met the teachers outside the exam area.
Most of the staff was here and I immediately noticed Aizawa's scarf moving about.
'Haaaaah…'
Aizawa started. "Knowing you guys, you probably asked around…"
'No.'
"… and you might think you have a vague idea of how this'll go."
Kaminari must've thought this was his moment and said.
"It's a robot rumble, like the entrance exam!!"
'Where the hell did he get that idea from…'
I facepalmed.
Just then Nezu popped out of Aizawa's scarfs and said.
"Not quite!! Various circumstances have demanded a revision to the exam format!"
Nezu used Aizawa's scarf like a rope to slide down to the floor.
Nezu then continued after landing.
"Well you see… from now on, we'll focus on battles against flesh and blood opponents. It is critical that our teaching simulates practical experience as closely as possible!"
He hit a pose that made him look like he was charging up before opening up his stance and pointing to the teachers behind him.
"As such… you students will be… pairing up …and fighting one of the teachers you see here!"
I started praying.
'Anyone but the guy with the gun. Anyone but the guy with the gun…'
The exam itself was to pass through an exit gate that was guarded by a teacher or use cuffs and make the teacher fail once they were out on their wrists.
First was Todoroki and Yoayorozu against Aizawa, which they won but Aizawa also held back at the end allowing them to win apparently.
Second was Midoriya and Bakugo against All Might, which they won by actually working together. (Gasp)
Third was Ashido and Kaminari against Nezu, which they lost. Horrifically if I might add. Nezu had a crane and only one cup of tea.
Fourth was Ururaka and Ayoama against Thirteen, which they won through cuffs and some martial arts.
Fifth was me and Jiro against Present Mic, which will be detailed later.
Sixth was Asui and Tokoyami against Ectoplasm, which they won by cuffing Ectoplasm.
Seventh was Mineta and Sero against Midnight, which they won since Mineta used his quirk to trap Midnight and drag an unconscious Sero out.
Eighth was Kirishima and Sato against Cementoss, which they lost due to being overwhelmed.
Ninth was Hagakure and Shoji against Snipe, which they won through a lawsuit.
Tenth was Iida and Ojiro against Power Loader, which they won by avoiding Power Loaders attacks which were remotely controlled vehicles.
—Team Jiro's location—
Present Mic started the conversation just before the exam started.
"THIS IS NOTHING LIKE YOUR PAST BATTLE TRAINING!! Because your opponent this time… is on another level"
He then stretched out his arms in preparation.
I tried to ignore his statement but Jiro didn't.
"Another… level..? That's not really the image I have of you…"
I had to stop myself from snickering.
"DAMMIT! HEY GIRL WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!"
Haaah… this is fun.
Once he exam actually started I turned to Jiro.
"Do you want me to easily let us pass or do you want to try your own way?"
Jiro looked back at me.
"If they grade the exams in a way that passing actually relies on what you do and not just if you get past the teacher… then I'd rather try my own way."
"Sure! I'll just be lurking over here then."
I popped in my ear pieces and gestured for Jiro to continue onwards.
Just then the wind picked up as Present Mic attacked and Jiro had to cover her ears.
It didn't seem to be doing much damage, but I'm sure after a couple consecutive attacks it would build up and start causing lots of damage.
We pressed forward until another attack came.
It was a lot worse than before, I was nearly blown away so I had to have two iron cables shoot from the sleeves of my arm to keep me in place.
Jiro also managed to stand her ground but I quickly made her slip out of the range and followed soon after.
"Maybe it's alright if you get us to the end then huh?" Jiro turned to me and I could see blood trailing out of her ears.
"Follow me." I pulled her into my domain.
"What's this?" She looked around in wonder.
"It's a place I can connect my portals to."
I had one eye open as I was sending a scout right under Present Mic's nose.
"Anyways that enough of that."
I pulled us both out just beyond the finish line.
—Back in the classroom—
Turns out we would be going to the camp regardless.
I hadn't given it much thought since I believed none of the teachers could stop me from getting past them, it's literally impossible to fail with my quirk.
During the weekend Midoriya was attacked by a villain while shopping so the camp had to change locations and not reveal anything about itself until arrival.
Basically, it was a pain in the arse because it's a story from a shonen manga.
'I bet that the villains are going to find us anyway.'
—Day of departure—
The blonde from class 1-B was at it again.
I got to see him get smacked though. That was nice.
I got onto the bus just fine but I didn't go to sleep, not with a stereotypical villain attack just begging to happen.
'Why can't they just go for adults instead of us kids for once :sob:'
They didn't end up attacking and I ended up wasting my time for an hour until we got off the bus.
A/N: shimmey shimmey eh shimmey eh shimmey ahh