"You are short-tempered, huh?" Spider-Man joked as he moved backwards avoiding the blow aimed at his face.
Moving his hand backwards, he activated bioelectricity and punched the Goblin in the stomach, which sent him flying toward the bank where he was previously working with his glider. "I will not mess around today."
"Damn you, Spider-Man!" he exclaimed as he cleared himself of debris and climbed onto his glider, but just as he was about to take off, Spider-Man caught his glider and launched himself like a catapult toward the Goblin.
He raised his hands to block the attack but only screamed with a mixture of pain and rage as the bones in his arms shattered from the impact of a double kick.
The impact was enough to send him crashing into a wall as he calmly landed, threw a net over his chest and pulled hard to get him out of the rubble and crashing to the ground.
"You cannot defeat me, you are too late-...." the Goblin growled as he tried to get up but felt his vision thicken and darken.
That was because Spider-Man kicked him in the face, making him bleed in the process and crash into a pillar.
"There, I fixed your face, now both sides match," Spider-Man said walking toward the Goblin. Jumping, he caught the glider that was trying to stab him, using the momentum to hit the Goblin with his own glider, making him hit another pillar. Throwing the glider to the side, his visors glowed when he kicked the Goblin in the knee, breaking it and making him scream in pain.
"AHHHHH!" Spider-Man mercilessly punched him in the face and stomach as he spat blood from the pain. The Goblin tried to hit him, only for him to easily catch the blow and twist his arm before grabbing him by the neck and slamming him to the ground.
"It is just you and me, no one is going to save you tonight," Spider-Man said as he shot out his stinger and stabbed him in the face.
The Goblin managed to gather some strength and grabbed his stinger so it would not kill him.
"Interesting." He raised an eyebrow as he shot out the stinger from his other hand and stabbed him again, but the Goblin stopped it too.
"You think you have beaten me, insect?" Managing to escape his possible assassination, the Goblin's gloves changed and transformed into something else, rendering his hands useless.
The Goblin kicked him and sent him rolling on the ground, got up, drew his sword, and ran toward him with an almost happy expression.
Spider-Man slowly got up, then his senses sounded like fire engine sirens, making him look up to see the Goblin coming down with his sword ready to cut off his head.
"This is the end for you, Spider-Man!" he said with a victorious smile as he swung his sword at him.
Track. Track. Track. Track.
The Goblin's eyes opened in disbelief as he stared at him, his expression shifting from disbelief to despair to petrification.
"What? Did you not see that coming?" Spider-Man said sarcastically, as four long, pointed, leg-like protrusions sprouted from his back.
'Damn, now I understand how Logan and Lucifer feel when they retract or extend their claws and wings. It is painful and exciting at the same time.'
One of the legs stretched out and intercepted the blade before it could reach his neck.
With a swift movement, he threw the sword and drove two legs into the Goblin's shoulders, making him scream.
Freeing himself from his bonds using his super strength, he used the remaining legs to restrain the Goblin.
"W.... What the hell th-.... Argh" The Goblin gasped as Spider-Man pierced him with his stingers.
"I am a constantly evolving spider," he said as he retracted his stingers and legs while the Goblin fell backward.
"N.... I am not finished.... This is not over yet!" the Goblin exclaimed while spitting blood.
"It is over. I combined my stingers with a dangerous poison that will destroy your body at a cellular level," Spider-Man said in a final tone.
"Your death will not be simple and quick. No, no, no. It will be slow and painful."
"AHHH!" The Goblin began to convulse in pain as the effects of the poison took hold. Black bumps began to appear on his skin as he started vomiting a black substance.
"Those are your internal parts, they are going to liquefy soon and you cannot do anything but convulse in misery while you vomit up your guts. This is the end of the road for you, Osborn."
"No.... My legacy will live on! You have only won the battle, Spider-Man! I will win this war!" he said as he lost his mind, laughing maniacally despite the painful convulsions.
"You have no idea what I have done! I evolved Connors! I lowered him to my level! I made him my minion! I gave him a mission, and now he is going to turn the whole city into lizards!"
Spider-Man looked at the Goblin silently as he revealed his evil plan. 'Does this idiot want me to do the same thing as in the movie? Ha! In his dreams.'
"These lizards can turn other humans into lizards once they bite them and only Connors will come and save me, together with that army of lizards we will take control of tod-...."
"I am going to stop you right there, idiot," Spider-Man said as he took out his phone and dialed a number.
"W.... What are you ha-...."
"Shh, just listen," he said while waiting for the call to be answered.
"Who the hell is that?! Oh my God! It is my best friend!" An overly excited voice could be heard from the other end. "Hey, guys! It is Spidey!"
"I am onto something, you damn chattering idiot!" a raspy voice replied.
"I disagree with Logan, I have something here," another voice said, a little deep and calm.
"Ugh! You guys are not funny at all! I was just being nice, you damn idiots!"
Wade said, then spoke in a somewhat cheerful tone. "Hey, Spidey! Everything alright on your end?"
"Everything is fine, Wade. The idiot is doing his evil monologue about his absolutely evil plans."
"Hahaha! Typical!"
"I thought about calling you to give you bad news."
"Hahaha! Well, congratulations, this is the right place. I am on speakerphone, right?"
"Yes."
"Cool. Ahem.
Listen up, you stupid green son of a bitch! You want to go around announcing your stupid, nefarious plans to conquer the world with a pathetic army?
Then you have come to the wrong place, pal. You know why? Because your generals are dead! Every single one of them! Well, I mean, two are still alive since these slowpokes are taking dem-...."
"Shut up, Wade," Logan said.
"What Logan said," Daredevil said.
"But it will not be for long! Basically, your plan is garbage, just like the son of a bitch who came up with it, so seeing you as a textbook supervillain cliché! "
Wade took a deep breath and then spoke again. "It was good rehearsing all that. Anyway, I am going to help these two idiots and then I will come meet you."
"Next time you put this idiot on my team, I will use you as a claw sharpener, you understand, Spider-Man?" Logan said.
"Of course."
"I hope the beer is worth it."
"It is worth it, I made it specifically for Meta-Humans."
"I like that name, it sounds better than mutants. Then I will give the professor credit. I feel that name means more than it seems."
"You have no idea how right you are."
"Grr."
"You will reward us after this headache. Fine, I will see you later then," Daredevil said.
"Yes," Spider-Man said as he hung up. He looked at the lost expression on the Green Goblin's face and felt sorry for him.
Almost.
"Nah, just kidding. Then I remember all the garbage you did and my hatred for you comes back. Well, there goes your super secret plan," he said, so the Goblin would return to the world of the living.
"Grrr." The Goblin growled. "I can conquer the world as long as I live! But to do that, I will have to eliminate you." He smiled, and then his senses began to buzz.
"Oh my god, this is stupid," Spider-Man said. He spun around while ducking to avoid the Lizard's claw attack.
Moving his hand back, red electricity began to appear and then hit the Lizard's stomach, sending him flying out of the building.
"No...." Green Goblin shuddered when he finally realized.
"Peter, I have bad news-...." Cortana said.
"Later, Cortana, I have to deal with this first," Spider-Man said. Expelling his stinger, he fused it with electricity while stabbing the Goblin in the chest.
"Goodbye, Norm-...." He stopped when all his senses warned him of danger simultaneously.
"Peter, this is bad! You have to get out of there!" He kicked the Goblin while retracting his stingers, then ran toward the window. "It is Human To-...."
Boom.