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Chapter 16 - Chapter 16: The Cross-Dressing Douluo Dugu Bo

Boom! Another "Monkey King is born"!

Dugu Bo exploded onto the shore like a bomb, and Bibi Dong and Qian Xunqian turned away in perfect unison.

As soon as Dugu Bo got ashore, he started waving his limbs around. Clearly, he felt that he was now incredibly strong!

But the next second, he realized that he wasn't wearing any clothes!

Seeing this, the two Douluo, Qianjun and Jiangmo, couldn't stop grinning and picked up the dress, preparing to put it on the old poison master.

Dugu Bo said awkwardly, "Is there anything else?"

"Yes! Do you wear children's clothes?" Chihiro asked innocently.

"Then forget it. Sigh, you two turn around! My lifelong reputation is ruined!"

Dugu Bo waved his hand, signaling Qianjun and Jiangmo Douluo to step aside.

He quickly dressed, preparing to sneak away.

"Dugu Bo, where are you going? Our little niece hasn't finished curing your poison yet!"

Dugu Bo said with a bitter expression, "Let me go home and get some clothes first!"

It's not that Qianxunqian wanted to make things difficult for the sixty-something-year-old Comrade Dugu Bo; it's just that it's fresh out of the oven, and striking while the iron is hot is the most effective way to go.

After explaining the reasons to Dugu Bo, Dugu Bo ultimately chose strength.

"Alright! I'll recite, you listen. Release your martial spirit, circulate the meridians in your body, and using your martial spirit as the endpoint, slowly use the soul power within your body to force the poison towards your martial spirit..."

Dugu Bo did as instructed, but the laughter of Qianjun, Jiangmo, and Bibi Dong was so mesmerizing that it was hard not to be disturbed.

"Hold your breath and concentrate, don't let your surroundings distract you."

After an hour, all three of them were exhausted from laughing. Dugu Bo finally forced all the toxins in his body into his dantian, where they condensed into a green poison pill.

It's done!

"Thank you so much, Second Miss of the Spirit Hall, for saving my life! Your kindness in saving my life and imparting your knowledge to me will be unforgettable! I am willing to join the Spirit Hall with my Azure Serpent Clan and will never betray you!"

Although there are only a few people left in his Azure Serpent Clan—himself, his son, and his daughter-in-law—there are only three of them.

Dugu Bo has confirmed that the girl in front of him is the mysterious second young lady of the Spirit Hall.

Chihiro pointed to herself in confusion: "Huh? Am I that famous?"

Shouldn't this reclusive woman, who spends all her time reading, cultivating, or doing research, be completely unknown? Besides, she has black hair! How did they recognize her?

"With two Super Douluo by my side and Her Highness the Holy Maiden, I really can't think of anyone else who can make these three follow my lead."

Dugu Bo shared his speculation.

"Couldn't it be Chihiro in disguise?" Chihiro thought to herself.

"Okay, what's your soul power level now?"

"Level 90, just one more spirit ring and I can break through to the Title Douluo level!" Dugu Bo was very excited.

"There's no time like the present, let's do it today! I'll have Uncles Qianjun and Jiangmo hunt for a soul ring for you, what do you say!"

"This..." Dugu Bo glanced at the two brothers, Qianjun Jiangmo and the other two had undisguised smiles on their faces.

"Let me go change my clothes."

Qianjun Douluo coughed twice and said unhappily:

"We've been here for over ten days. Hurry up and get your spirit ring so we can go back to the Spirit Hall to rest. Don't waste our time! Cough cough!"

The Demon-Slaying Douluo also echoed his brother's sentiments, making this the most united episode between the two brothers.

"Don't make things difficult for Senior Dugu. We'll all be colleagues from now on, so let's keep things peaceful."

The ever-kind-hearted Qianxunqian comes out to mediate the fight.

In the end, Dugu Bo sneaked out like a thief.

In the nearest city, he bought a piece of clothing at a shop, changed into it, and then rushed to the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Eye without stopping.

"Sigh... This is so embarrassing..."

...

"Are there any 100,000-year-old soul beasts in Sunset Forest?" Qianxun's words were sure to be astonishing.

This terrified Dugu Bo, who quickly waved his hand and said:

"Although I have undergone a complete physical cleansing and my physical abilities have greatly improved, I still cannot withstand the power of a 100,000-year-old soul beast!"

"What are your chances of absorbing a 100,000-year soul ring?" Qianxunqian continued to ask.

"My eighth spirit ring is only a little over 50,000 years old. I only dare to dream about a 100,000-year spirit ring, but I dare not try! As for the chance of success, there is not even a 10% chance!"

"So what do you think is a suitable number of years?"

After pondering for a moment, Dugu Bo gave his answer: "At most 80,000 years!"

"Then let's catch him an 80,000-year-old Azure Serpent King," Qianxunqian said.

"The Azure Serpent King is a highly venomous soul beast. I'll stay with you, and with my Fragrant Silk Immortal Elixir, I guarantee you won't be poisoned at all!"

Deeper into the Sunset Forest, they actually found a Jade Serpent King that matched its age.

Qianjun and the Demon-Slaying Douluo exchanged a glance and immediately released their martial souls, the Panlong Staff.

"Seventh Soul Skill: Coiling Dragon True Form!"

"Eighth Soul Skill: Thousand-Pound Power!"

Eighth Soul Skill: Slaying Demons and Exorcising Monsters!

The two brothers worked in perfect harmony. Thousand-Pound Douluo wielded the Panlong Staff, accurately smashing it towards the snake's head, while Demon-Subduing Douluo struck its tail.

The Azure Serpent King couldn't dodge in time. While protecting its head, it took a hit on its tail. While focusing on its tail, it was hit hard on its head.

What's even more infuriating is that the fragrance of the Fragrant Silk Fairy Product completely renders its prized snake venom ineffective!

The two brothers easily tormented the Azure Serpent King to the brink of death.

"Alright! Now comes the moment to witness a miracle. A new Title Douluo of the Douluo Continent—the Crossdressing Douluo—is about to be born!"

The Demon-Slaying Douluo spoke with great reverence, as if welcoming the arrival of a god.

How can you possibly stop laughing?

Dugu Bo delivered the final blow to the Azure Serpent King and began absorbing the soul ring.

After a short time, a new Title Douluo was born! The next step is to go to the Spirit Hall to request the title, which will be personally bestowed by the Pope!

"I am deeply grateful!" Dugu Bo bowed respectfully to the Qianjun and Jiangmo brothers.

"Sister Bi, why don't you go kick it and see if any soul bones can be found?"

Bibi Dong cautiously approached the tragically deceased Azure Serpent King, unleashed the Grim Reaper's Scythe, and poked at the massive serpent head.

Wow! A green legend!

A piece of emerald green head bone exploded out.

Dugu Bo glanced at Qian Xunqian, and the little girl casually raised her eyes, indicating that it was given to him.

"How are you going to thank us two brothers?" Qianjun chuckled, looking at Dugu Bo with amusement.

"An 80,000-year-old soul bone! This should be a family heirloom of our Dugu family. I can't absorb it! It has to be saved for a talented descendant!"

Dugu Bo carefully picked up the soul bone and bowed respectfully to Bibi Dong, Qian Xunqian, and the two brothers, Qian Jun Jiang Mo.

"Alright, take it. Your son's cultivation is not as good as yours. Take two of these pills, then jump into the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well. After he successfully refines his body, you can pass on the poison technique to him."

Qianxun handed the freshly made pills to Dugu Bo.

"I need to go back to the Spirit Hall to pack my things. I'll leave this place to you. I plan to build a laboratory at the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well to cultivate these immortal items and conduct research on spirit beasts."

"yes!"

"Uncle Qianjun, Uncle Jiangmo, Sister Bi, let's go back to the Spirit Hall to report back."

(End of chapter)

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