[ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ]
Target Identified: ARYAN
Title: lier, scammer, mastermind (Legendary Tier)
Skill: planning ???
Aryan's POV:
I sat on my toilet sit, staring at the bathroom tiles like they held the secrets of the universe.
"Okay, so I skipped today. And gonna skip day after and after that is a holiday so when i go after holiday the teacher will forget that i was absent then i will skip 1 more day. Logic? Flawless. Aura? Infinite."
(I'm literally a tactical genius. While my classmates are rotting in a room smelling of sweat, I'm here, taking a dump and planning my masterplan. I skip school so much but somehow I'm still the topper. Built different, I guess.)
[ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ]
Target Identified: AYUSH
Title: Smart-stupid-depressed
Skill: annoying ???
Meanwhile, at school, Ayush was standing outside the Principal's office. Why? Because of his glorious, curly hair.
Ayush: "Man, fuck this school, seriously. They just don't get the vibe. These curls are the only thing keeping my personality alive. If I cut them, I'll just be another background character. I'd rather be suspended than look basic."
(Ayush's Brain: Why is this bald principal so obsessed with my head? Focus on the crumbling walls, you old baldy! My hair is a work of art.)
[ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ]
Target Identified: VIKAS
Title: Simping genius
Skill: Stalking ???
Inside the hallway, Vikas was leaning against a locker, looking like a total creep while staring at Shreya.
Vikas: "Hey Shreya... heard you went to Mussoorie. The mountains looked... mountain-y in your stories."
Shreya: "Vikas, my account is private and we aren't even friends on Insta. How did you know?"
Vikas: "I have my ways... you know..."
(By 'Ways,' I mean I've been stalking her account's. I am the Sherlock Holmes of heartbreak. Someone give me a trophy... or a restraining order.)
School finally ended. I was walking towards the gym, feeling fresh as hell after my 'stay-at-home' day, when I saw the two losers walking out of the gate.
Vikas: "Yo! Look at this asshole! We were suffering in class and this man is going to the gym?"
Aryan: "Shut up, Vikas. I have to stay at the gym because my relatives are at home. Their kids are literally doing parkour on my bed. If I go back now, I'm gonna end up in jail for child abuse."
Ayush: "Is the gym even open?"
Aryan: "It's 24/7 gym, you uneducated potato. Come with me."
We reached the gym. The shutter was down. A sign said: "closed for maintanence"
Vikas: "Wow. Great plan,"
Aryan: "Fuck you, Vikas. How was I supposed to know?"
Ayush: "Fuck my life, man. My hair got insulted for nothing. I'm bored. I'm frustrated. I want to do something wild."
Vikas: "Listen... hear me out. We are all single. We are virgin. Let's go to the Red Light Area. Let's finally lose our virginity before the Board Exams kill us anyway. For the plot, boys!"
Aryan: "Wait... you mean... there? Bruh, that's risky. But... honestly? I wanna loose virginity and wanna see real fun let's go."
Ayush: "i am brock i don't have money."
Aryan: "ok ok I'll pay your money but just me call me dad one time..."
Ayush: "let's go d...d...dad!"
Aryan, Vikas: "hahahahaha"
Aryan: "Yeah let's go son...!"
We were just one street away. We could see them girls standing in the distance. The "vibe" was finally becoming real. My heart was racing.
Suddenly, everything went dead quiet. The sound of the city vanished. A weird, high-pitched mechanical humming echoed in my skull.
[ SYSTEM MESSAGE ]
Scanning Target: ARYAN
System Compatibility: 100%
Status: Initializing Isekai Protocol...
Countdown: 3... 2... 1...
Aryan: "Guys... do you hear a lady voice in your head?"
Vikas: "I only hear the sound of my future—WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
Out of nowhere, a massive white truck appeared, drifting like it was in a movie, heading straight for us at 150kmph.
Aryan: "OH MY GOD! Not like this! If I die here, my mom is gonna check my browser history! My reputation is finished! THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING, FR!"
Ayush: "NOOOO! I was so close! I was literally 5 minutes away from finally talking to a woman! I'm gonna die a virgin! THIS IS A SCAM! I HATE YOU GOD!"
Vikas: "We're fucked... we're literally fucked. Goodbye, Shreya... you never deserved my stalker skills anyway."
...
Everything turned into a blur of white light and pain. For a second, it felt like being squeezed through a straw.
I snapped my eyes open. I wasn't on the road. I was lying on the hard ground in the middle of a thick, dark forest. It looked like a normal jungle just dirt and trees.
I looked up at the sky. My heart stopped.
There, hanging clearly in the night sky, were two moons. One giant and silver, the other small and blood-red.
I looked to my left. Ayush was face-palming on the ground. To my right, Vikas was checking if he still had his phone.
Vikas, Ayush, & Aryan (In a legendary, unified scream): # "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!"
[ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ]
Welcome to the Jungle,
Quest: Survive the next 30 minutes.
Reward: maybe something???
End!