My life ended in the dumbest way possible.
The last thing I saw before Truck-kun sent me to the afterlife was Rias Gremory's chest bouncing in Episode 12 of High School DxD Season 3. Yeah, I was rewatching it for the tenth time.
"At least I died happy..." That was my final thought before everything went black.
[Ding! Conditions Met. Soul Scan... Complete]
[Target: Kazuki Arata, 19 years old, Virgin, Pervert LV.MAX, Cause of Death: Truck-kun + Ecchi anime]
[Binding... Perverted King System Activated]
I gasped and shot awake. The sun was blazing, my head felt like someone used it as a drum, and I was wearing a school uniform I'd never seen before.
I scrambled to my feet. My hands were thinner. My voice was higher. This wasn't my body.
I ran to a shop window nearby and stared. The guy in the reflection had messy black hair, hazel eyes, and the build of a wet noodle.
"No way... I reincarnated?!"
Before I could process that, a blue screen popped up in front of my face like I was in an RPG. ****[System]
│ Perverted King System │
│ User: Kazuki Arata │
│ Level: 1 [Weakest Human] │
│ HP: 50/50 MP: 10/10 │
│ Sacred Gear: [Locked] │
│ Harem Members: 0 │
>> Newbie Quest Issued!
>> Quest: "First Contact"
>> Description: Accidentally touch a beautiful girl within 10 minutes.
>> Reward: 10 SP, Unlock Sacred Gear
>> Failure: Blue balls for 24 hours
>> Time Left: 09:59
"Excuse me?! Blue balls?! This system is more degenerate than I am!"
Beep! Hint: Target detected 20 meters north. Threat Level: Maou Class. Recommendation: Do it, you coward.
Maou Class?! Here?! Wait... those uniforms... that red hair...
I'm in Kuoh Academy. I'm actually in the world of High School DxD.
I looked north and my heart nearly stopped. Crimson hair flowing in the wind, a figure that could make saints sin, walking and laughing with her black-haired friend.
Rias Gremory and Akeno Himejima.
My legs moved on their own. My brain was screaming "RUN, YOU IDIOT," but my body was being piloted by 10 years of pent-up degeneracy.
09:12... 09:11...
I "tripped" on a pebble at the exact moment they passed me. Time slowed down. I saw my trajectory. I saw Rias's blue eyes widen.
THUD!
My face landed exactly where I'd dreamed of landing since 2012. Soft, warm, and it smelled like strawberries. I had reached heaven.
[Ding! Quest "First Contact" Complete!]
[Evaluation: Face Full Contact. Bonus +5 SP. Total: 15 SP]
[Unlocking Sacred Gear... Complete!]
[You have obtained: "Trickster's Hand" - Low Tier Sacred Gear. Ability: Steal one small object every hour without being noticed]
"Ara ara~" Akeno's voice giggled from above me. "Rias, looks like you found a new, very soft pillow."
Rias shoved me off, her face as red as her hair. "Y-You! What are you doing?!"
I stood up, wobbling, with a nosebleed that could fill a bucket. "I-I'm sorry! It wasn't on purpose! The pebble! The devil! I mean—!"
[Ding! New Quest: "Don't Die"]
[Description: Escape from Rias Gremory before she vaporizes you.]
[Reward: Live to see Chapter 2]
A red aura started gathering in Rias's hand. ****[Action]
"AAAAH GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!" I screamed and bolted.
As I ran, I heard Akeno's laughter behind me: "Ufufu~ What an interesting boy..."
[End of Chapter 1]