The bank called me in.
"Are you earning too much?"
My deposits had been growing rapidly lately, almost entirely thanks to alcohol sales. Sekauma and the dwarves were absolute monsters when it came to moving product. The local lord was stingy, and the elves flat-out refused to pay in cash. Those two channels alone generated insane profit.
"Well, while the going is good, might as well enjoy the bloom."
"You'll be hit with a massive tax bill, you know?"
Seriously?
"I'm already paying the standard tax…"
"Once you cross a certain threshold, the tax rate jumps dramatically."
Damn it! What kind of country is this?!
"If you'd like, I can dispatch a specialist who knows these matters well."
"Please do!"
Apparently it was a package deal. The bank and tax consultants worked together. They would approach under the guise of "tax-saving measures," advise me to "spend aggressively before the kingdom takes it," then smoothly suggest, "With your stable income, now is the perfect time for a large investment."
In other words: borrow money from the bank and buy something big!
Why the hell do I need to take out a loan when I already have piles of cash? Still, most businesses do carry debt during expansion, and since my alcohol basically had zero material cost, I was printing money. I figured I might as well play along.
"What exactly should I spend it on?"
Expanding the shops further was impossible with my current manpower.
"How about a villa?"
A villa.
"Where?"
"Many nobles and wealthy merchants buy seaside villas, you know?"
Seaside?
"But the sea is insanely far from here."
The City of Knowledge sat right in the middle of the continent. Even the nearest coast took six months on foot.
"That's where teleportation comes in. There are special magical devices that allow repeated travel, though only between fixed points."
Magic really was cheating. It surpassed modern science.
"These devices are expensive—500 gold coins."
Fifty million yen?!
"But anyone can use them, any number of times. When you consider that, the price is actually reasonable."
Single-use teleport stones vanished after one person, so a reusable device made sense.
"Wait… doesn't the empire have something like this for traveling to the capital?"
"They probably do somewhere."
"Then why not just let me use that?!"
How many teleport stones had I burned getting to the imperial capital already? Twice, actually.
"Most devices are installed inside private homes. People rarely let strangers use them."
Fair enough.
"The teleport device itself is the big expense. The villa is only 200 gold."
About twenty million yen. Not bad at all.
"Would you like to take a look?"
I took Merry-chan and Ramel-san with me via teleport. I wanted to bring everyone, but round-trip cost 20 gold per person. I had to pay out of pocket, of course.
When we arrived…
"Isn't this… an entire island?"
"Yes. The whole island is for sale."
Two hundred gold for an entire island? There was even a proper house.
"Isn't that cheap?"
"Prices are completely different here. Compared to the big city, land in this region is dirt cheap."
"I see."
"That said, it is an island. No one else lives here. You'll need to be self-sufficient while staying."
Perfect. I could produce soba flour and alcohol on demand.
"You won't lack for fish or birds. Set up nets and they practically catch themselves. The biggest selling point as a vacation home is safety. No magical beasts have ever been sighted around this island. Of course, if you swim far out it might be different, but the surrounding waters are shallow, so large sea monsters can't approach. It's far from the mainland, and flying beasts don't come to this area either."
Safety was huge.
"It's also a drawback. The shallows prevent boats from docking. Access is only via teleport. That's exactly why it makes the perfect private retreat."
"It's really nice."
I liked it immediately.
"Seems good to me," Ramel-san said with a bright smile.
"I agree too!" Merry-chan added cheerfully.
"Then I'll buy it."
Ramel-san's belly had grown noticeably round.
"Fufu, it really has gotten big♡"
"I'm going to be a big sister♡"
Payment would be deducted directly from my bank deposit, so the paperwork was handled quickly and the banker left.
We were told we could stay starting today, so the three of us decided to spend the night at the villa. Proper bedding had already been prepared.
We pulled out alcohol and juice and drank together on the beach.
"The sea… I want to swim in a swimsuit next time."
The water was crystal clear. Waves lapped gently at the shore.
The island was much warmer than the City of Knowledge—almost tropical. We started sweating almost immediately.
"Hehe, no one's watching. Let's get naked!"
Before I knew it, both girls had stripped me too. The three of us lay completely naked on the warm sand.
"Ahh… this is amazing."
I rarely looked up at the sky in this world. There were two glowing suns, and no matter how many times I saw them, I couldn't get used to it. Side by side, they looked like a pair of giant eyes staring down—creepy as hell.
But right now, even that felt strangely normal.
"Naked~♡" Merry-chan crawled over and pressed her bare body against mine.
"You really are full of energy," Ramel-san said with a wry smile.
"Ramel-san can't have sex yet, so at least let's kiss a lot?"
"Ehh… well…"
She looked reluctant but not entirely unwilling.
"No fair♡ I want kisses too♡"
The three of us tangled together, tongues sliding and dancing in a messy, open three-way kiss. It felt incredibly freeing—no clothes, no prying eyes, just warm skin and salt air.
"Ah♡ Aaaaaahhh♡♡♡"
I flipped Merry-chan onto all fours like a bitch in heat and slammed into her from behind.
Merry-chan stayed on hands and knees, simply taking my cock deep inside her.
"No fair♡ When I give birth I want you to fuck me like that too♡"
Ramel-san pressed her swollen belly against my side and kissed me passionately.
"Merry-chan, no one's around, so you can scream as loud as you want."
"Oooooohhhhh♡♡♡ Master is♡♡♡ fucking me like a doggy♡♡♡ I'm being raped in doggy style—!!! I love it so much—!!!"
She screamed at the top of her lungs.
"You've been bullying Miu-chan's pussy a lot lately, right? When we get back you're letting her lick your pussy clean, got it?"
"Yes♡♡♡ Miu-chan can use my pussy however she wants♡♡♡ Merry got turned into a doggy too♡♡♡"
"That's right. I'm going to pump this perverted little puppy full of cum."
"I want it♡♡♡ I want it so bad♡♡♡ Woof♡ Woof♡"
Merry-chan shamelessly rocked her hips, fucking herself back onto my cock.
"You've completely turned into a bitch in heat, Merry. So cute," Ramel-san murmured dreamily.
I reached over and shoved two fingers into Ramel-san's dripping pussy.
"Oooooohhhhh♡♡♡ Nooo♡♡♡ Don't stir my pussy with your fingers—!!♡♡♡"
She must have been pent up; her whole body jerked violently.
Both girls were already close.
"I'm going to cum inside both of you."
"Woof♡ Woof♡"
"Come—!! I'm cumming too♡♡♡"
*Throb!!!!*
I flooded Merry-chan's womb with thick, hot cum.
"Funyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh♡♡♡"
"I'm cummingggggg!!!!!!"
Both girls screamed in ecstasy, bodies convulsing over and over.
But that was only the beginning.
I pulled out of Merry-chan with a wet pop, cum already leaking from her twitching pussy, and immediately grabbed her by the long hair, yanking her head back hard.
"Open your mouth, you little dog slut."
I shoved my cock straight down her throat without warning and started facefucking her brutally. Saliva and cum drooled from the corners of her lips as my hips slammed forward, balls slapping her chin.
"Glk—! Glk—! Glk—!"
I slapped her flushed cheek sharply—left, right—leaving bright red handprints.
"Suck harder. This is what your throat is for—milking your master's cock while you bark like a bitch."
Ramel-san watched with lust-filled eyes, one hand gently rubbing her pregnant belly.
I pulled out of Merry-chan's mouth, strings of spit connecting us, and slapped her face again before turning to Ramel-san.
"Your turn, pregnant mommy. Open wide."
I forced my cock between her soft lips and fucked her face more carefully but still deep, one hand gently choking her neck while the other pulled Merry-chan's hair and made her lick my balls.
"Both of you—use your tongues on my cock together."
They obeyed instantly, licking and sucking from either side while I alternated between their mouths.
Every few thrusts I would pull out, slap their faces, spit on their tongues, then shove back in.
"Look at you two. One pregnant, one freshly fucked, both reduced to drooling cocksleeves on a private island. Say it."
"We're your cock-hungry sluts♡"
"Your personal cumdump bitches♡"
I made Merry-chan get back on all fours and slammed into her pussy again while forcing Ramel-san to sit on Merry-chan's face.
"Lick her while I fuck her. Taste my cum leaking out."
Ramel-san moaned loudly as she obeyed, tongue diving deep.
I reached around and slapped Merry-chan's ass hard, then choked the back of her neck while pounding her.
"Bark for me."
"Woof—! Woof—! Master's cock feels so good—!!"
I switched holes, pulling out of Merry-chan and sliding into Ramel-san's mouth again, facefucking her while Merry-chan licked my balls and Ramel-san's clit.
The three of us kept changing positions—doggy, face-sitting, double blowjob, tit-fucking Ramel-san's swollen breasts—while the sun slowly set and the waves provided a constant, rhythmic soundtrack.
Every time one of them came I slapped their faces, pulled their hair, or choked them until their eyes rolled back, then kept going.
Finally I forced both girls onto their knees in front of me, faces pressed cheek-to-cheek, tongues out.
"I'm going to paint both of you."
I jerked my cock furiously and erupted, thick ropes of cum splattering across their beautiful faces, tongues, and heaving breasts.
They licked each other clean like obedient pets, moaning and thanking me.
"Master… we love being used like this on our private island♡"
"Anytime you want to fuck us like animals, just bring us here♡"
I smirked, stroking their cum-covered hair almost gently before giving each of them one last firm slap on the cheek.
"Good girls. Keep these pussies and throats ready. We're going to spend a lot of time on this island from now on."
The three of us collapsed together on the warm sand, naked, sticky, and laughing softly under the twin suns, already planning all the filthy things we would do here in the future.