The soba-eating championship was held to entertain the imperial prince.
The prince himself was absurdly, comically fat.
"He can't even walk on his own."
Eight strong men carried him in a palanquin-like litter. How many kilos did this guy weigh?
"Fuoohohoho! A big-eating contest sounds most amusing!"
I could barely understand what he was saying. Apparently fat-guy voices were the same in every world.
He was supposed to be extremely proud and difficult to please, but his subordinates praised him highly.
"His Highness is a wonderful man. He never raises his hand against his retainers and is filled with royal dignity."
In this world, beating subordinates or wives was apparently normal. Not doing so was enough to earn high praise.
Besides, with that body, he probably couldn't hit anyone even if he wanted to.
"Isn't he heavy?"
I asked without thinking—eight grown men carrying him had to be exhausting.
"We are the imperial guard. Weight is irrelevant."
Imperial guards, huh. What a waste of elite manpower.
The coliseum had been opened for free, so it was packed, mostly with excited children.
The prince sat smiling contentedly while his secretary-like attendant used wind magic to project his voice across the entire arena.
"Everyone, thank you for coming!"
The voice was ridiculously loud.
"Wind magic to amplify the voice," the Guild Master explained.
Magic really was incredible. Basically a built-in microphone.
"Today we are holding the Big-Eating King Championship! His Highness Robroud Alba Karienesia has graciously agreed to participate! We shall decide the greatest glutton in the world!"
"Uwoooooooooh!!!!"
The crowd went wild. There had been almost no advance notice, yet the place was packed.
"People are starving for free entertainment," the Guild Master said.
"I see."
"Then, contestants, please enter!"
A line of challengers walked in. Most were huge, burly men. In the eating contests I remembered from Japan, there were plenty of skinny participants too, but here the only truly obese one was the prince.
"Today's challenge is soba! You have one hour. Prepare yourselves!"
Not only me but also Urdorips-san had agreed to compete.
An enormous mountain of soba was brought out.
"Everything is ready! Begin!"
"…Slow."
The prince ate at a glacial pace, moving deliberately. It wasn't a speed-eating contest, so it was fine, but still…
"At this rate, won't the prince be the only one still eating when time runs out?"
Exactly that was happening. By the 55-minute mark, everyone else had stopped. Most were collapsed on the floor.
With five minutes left, the leader had finished 30 plates. The prince still had three left.
His pace never slowed, which was impressive, but it looked like he wouldn't make it.
Then, suddenly, the prince stopped.
"Prepare four more plates."
They lined them up as ordered.
"Zuuuurp!!!!"
He suddenly started inhaling the soba like a vacuum. His speed was completely different—like a hidden ultimate technique.
While everyone else could only watch in stunned silence, he finished the 31st plate.
"The winner! His Highness Robroud Alba Karienesia!"
The coliseum erupted in thunderous cheers.
The soba-eating championship ended in a dramatic last-minute comeback by the prince and was a huge success.
"Free events like this might be a good idea," I said.
The kids looked incredibly happy.
"Yeah. Kids love that stuff."
To spread soba culture, free events could work well. Ingredients didn't cost me anything anyway.
"We can't use the coliseum every time, but I'd like to do more free events."
"Sounds good. You're a big merchant now. It's normal for big merchants to do things for the city."
Back at the mansion, Valante-san was waiting.
She protected everyone, but today she had a request.
"I heard you bought a villa on an island. I'd like to see it."
"Of course."
The teleport device had already been installed in the mansion, so we headed straight there.
"Hmm. The entire island?"
"Yes. The surrounding waters are shallow, so ships and large sea monsters can't approach."
"I see. Let me check."
Without hesitation, Valante-san walked straight into the sea fully clothed.
"Valante-san!? Your clothes will get wet!"
"I don't mind."
She waded deeper, then suddenly looked surprised.
"Ah, this is impressive."
"What is it?"
"Sharp, spike-like rocks cover the seabed as far as I can see. No magical beast or ship could possibly get through. This place is very safe."
That was good news.
Valante-san returned dripping wet.
"The sky is the only other concern, but with this heat, flying beasts probably won't come either."
"Is that how it works?"
"Yes. This island is safe. Some of the girls should move here."
"Some…? But everyone has work."
"For example, Miu basically just sleeps all day."
The hikikomori beastkin.
"And the cabaret girls would be much safer here too."
"Hmm, but there's only one house…"
"How many people could fit? Not many."
"You should build more houses. Armal-san is with us, remember?"
"The mansion looks safe too, but…"
"Beautiful young girls, almost no men, a cabaret inside, and plenty of money. It's an obvious target."
When she put it like that, it made sense.
Valante-san started stripping off her wet clothes without shame.
"At the very least, we should move the mansion's vault here. You can't deposit everything at the bank every day."
She kept undressing until she was completely naked.
"Valante-san?"
"Yes?"
She didn't seem embarrassed at all. Her breasts were decently sized, and her pussy was covered in thick, bushy pubic hair.
"Even if no one else is here…"
"…? Master isn't interested in me anyway, right?"
She said it casually while hanging her clothes to dry.
"I'll stay here until they dry."
Valante-san lay down on the sand completely naked.
"Ahh… this place is wonderful. I like it very much."
Her body was toned with just the right amount of muscle—healthy and strong. Honestly… it was erotic.
"…? You can go back first if you want."
But I stayed.
"…Ah. Well, I've heard the rumors, but…"
Valante-san looked slightly exasperated. Her gaze was fixed on my crotch.
"Sorry."
"Your pants are tenting so obviously. Just how big is it?"
She stared openly at my erection.
"You're very calm, Valante-san."
"Should I be making a fuss?"
"No, please stay calm."
After staring for a while, she said, "For reference… may I see it?"
"Sure."
"Ho… I've never seen one this big on an elven man."
In the end I stripped too.
"Have you had experience with men, Valante-san?"
"Not really. As a bodyguard, I've watched others have sex while on guard duty, so I have a general idea of sizes."
That was pretty impressive in its own way.
Even fully naked, Valante-san carried herself with the dignified aura of a female knight.
Still, there was one thing that worried me.
"In the country I came from, there were stories…"
"Stories? Books?"
"Yes. In them, female elven knights were said to be weak to orc cocks."
"Orc?"
She looked genuinely confused.
"Don't orcs or goblins exist here?"
"I've never heard of either."
"I see."
"Maybe you mean ogres?"
"Ah, ogres do exist. They're monsters five times larger than humans."
That sounded terrifying.
"Basically, the stories claimed elven female knights had a fatal weakness to huge-cocked monsters like orcs."
"Hou. You're teasing my pride now."
Valante-san sat up.
"Is an orc's cock about this size? Shall we test whether I lose or not?"
"Isn't it problematic for an elven woman of status to be fucked by a human man?"
"In my dream I saw something like that, but…"
"Ah, high-status elves might care, but I'm just a bodyguard. It doesn't matter to me."
"I see."
"I'm provoking you, but if you don't want to, just say so."
"It's fine. I'll simply prove I won't lose."
A death flag if I'd ever heard one.
I knelt between her legs and pressed my mouth to her thickly-haired pussy.
"Nn!"
Valante-san's body jerked.
I licked her slowly. The coarse pubic hair tickled my tongue, but her clit was already swelling. I rolled it with my tongue and gradually worked two fingers inside her.
"Ahn!"
She had started moaning already.
"Valante-san, this is still just foreplay."
"I-I'm perfectly fine."
Her pussy was already soaking wet, juices coating my fingers and making wet, sticky sounds.
I kept fingering her, curling them against her inner walls.
Valante-san's hips twitched.
"Valante-san, I'm putting it in now."
"Already!? I'm not wet enou—"
"You're drenched."
I deliberately stirred my fingers, making loud, obscene squelching noises.
"Ah♡ Oooooohhh♡♡♡ Th-that♡♡♡"
A clear squirt shot out. She hadn't even taken my cock yet.
"Valante-san, you can hear how wet you are, right? I'm putting it in."
I rubbed the head of my cock against her entrance, teasing her without entering.
"Ah♡ Aaaaahhh♡ Something this big… if you put it in…♡"
"I'm putting it in."
*Schlup!!!!*
I thrust all the way to the hilt in one smooth motion.
"Foooooooohhhhh♡♡♡ It's huge♡♡♡ So big♡♡♡"
Her pussy writhed and squeezed around me like it had a mind of its own. Elven pussy really did feel incredible—tight, hot, and constantly rippling.
"Valante-san, you're not losing to cock yet, right?"
"I-I won't lose♡ I won't lose♡"
I started pounding her hard, slamming deep into her womb with every thrust.
"Oooooohhhhh♡♡♡ Amazing♡ So deep♡ So deeeep♡♡♡"
She was squirting with every thrust, body convulsing nonstop.
"Valante-san, if you keep squeezing me this tightly I'm going to cum inside."
"Nooo♡ Don't cum after pounding me like this♡♡♡"
Her cervix had already dropped, hungry for seed.
"You're not losing to cock, right?"
"I-I'm not losing♡ Not losing♡"
Then I felt her walls flutter even harder.
"It's swelling♡ Your cock is swelling inside me♡♡♡"
She suddenly clung to me tightly, as if she wanted it.
"If you hug me like that, I'm really going to fill you up."
"Nooo♡ Pull out♡"
Even as she said it, she wrapped her legs around my waist and pulled me deeper.
*Spurt!!!!*
"Fwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! It's coming out♡♡♡ So much cum♡♡♡ It's flooding my womb♡♡♡"
Valante-san's proud knight face had completely collapsed into a lewd ahegao—eyes rolled back, tongue hanging out, drooling.
"Valante-san, you're not losing to cock, right?"
"I… I lost…"
"Then I'll cum again."
"I'm sorry!!!! I lost to cock♡♡♡ I lost to your huge cock♡♡♡ Please stop moving—!!♡♡♡"
Conclusion: the elven female knight could not defeat cock.
"Oooooohhhhh♡♡♡ It feels so good♡♡♡ Creampieing an elven pussy that lost to cock♡♡♡"
The proud knight had fallen on the very first day.
"Losing is a problem, though."
I pulled out and slapped her cheek with my still-hard, cum-covered cock—*cock-slap*.
"Oooooohhhhh♡♡♡ Losing to cock♡♡♡ Getting my face slapped by cock is turning me on♡♡♡"
Was this bodyguard really going to be okay?
While thinking that, I continued violating the defeated elven knight for a long, long time.
I grabbed her long silver hair and yanked her head back, forcing her to look up at me while I slammed into her from behind again.
"Say it properly. What are you?"
"I'm… I'm a female knight who lost to cock♡"
"Louder."
"I'm a proud elven knight who lost to human cock—!!♡"
I slapped her ass hard, then reached around and choked her slender neck while pounding her mercilessly.
Every time she came I slapped her face, pulled her hair harder, or choked her until her vision blurred, then kept fucking her through orgasm after orgasm.
"Beg for another creampie, knight slut."
"Please… fill this defeated elven pussy again♡ I want Master's cum deep inside my womb♡"
I flipped her onto her back, pinned her wrists above her head, and railed her while spitting on her face and slapping her tits.
"Look at you. So dignified earlier, now just a drooling cocksleeve begging for seed."
"Yes♡ I'm Master's cocksleeve♡ Use me whenever you want♡"
I facefucked her roughly, shoving my cock down her throat while she gagged and drooled, then went back to destroying her pussy.
By the time I finally pumped a second massive load into her womb, Valante-san was a complete mess—face red from slaps, hair disheveled, body covered in sweat and cum, whispering brokenly:
"I lost… I completely lost to cock… Please keep using this weak elven pussy…"
I smirked, stroking her cheek almost gently before giving it one last firm slap.
"Good girl. From now on, every time you act proud, remember how you looked today—defeated, creampied, and begging like a bitch in heat."
The proud female knight had fallen completely.