Naruto Grievance Template System

What if Madara at his peak couldn’t just blow up an entire country but an entire planet? What if Madara was as powerful as Shibai the Otsutsuki God? Haruto Hayashi, an ordinary child from our world, unfortunately transmigrated into the body of a young Haruto in the Shinobi world, an orphan and also a student at the shinobi academy who had zero talent for the way of the ninja unable to even knead a minuscule amount of chakra in his body. Afraid of the woes of the shinobi world, and afraid of Danzo capturing him if he shows even a modicum of talent, Haruto joins the I.T department as a civilian staff in the work force, working as a data logger by day even though he has a powerful template system with several powerful characters backing him up from various worlds like Megumin from Konosuba, Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, Unohana Retsu from Bleach and Ryomen Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen. As Haruto faces the horrors of the shinobi world through his data logging job, he suddenly awakens a connection to the mysterious Dark God who provides him with the one thing he lacks, talent. Now unafraid of being stomped back into the board as a wild nail before he even shines, Haruto moonlights and raises terror in the Shinobi world through a different identity, Ultra fighter, inventing so many wild jutsu that Madara is forced to admit that Haruto is the strongest. “You have a Rinnegan? I have Domain Expansion Palm Of The Dark God.” “You have a Susanoo? I have the Dark God’s Descent.” “Come here now Madara…. you’ve been a bad boy… I must spank you until you admit that the Dark God is your father.” Along the way since everyone is hugging Haruto’s thighs he carries the Shinobi world along with him sending it into a new age of progress. ==xXx== "I Madara, declare you the strongest!" Uchiha Madara. "I! Ultra Fighter! Say, Stand proud you are strong!" Ultra Fighter. 'Stfu you brat!!! That's my line! And why are you proclaiming an explosive tag to be the strongest!!!!!' Ryomen Sukuna. 'EXPLOSION!!!!' Megumin. 'What is wrong with you you crazy delusional little brat!!! Stop exploding me every time I insult explosive tags!!!!!' Ryomen Sukuna. ... "He is a spy for every village other than Konoha!" - Tobirama "Murder everyone in Konoha!!! Kill those old F&CKE#S!! Ultra Fighter gooo!!!!!" - Kushina "Why is Kakashi reading that in public!!! Oh the Hatake family lineage is doomed. At least play doom instead of reading that shit!!!!" Sakumo Hatake "My brother is still alive!? And he wishes to end this cursed village established by the Senju!!! Good job brother!! I knew you'd do the right thing and erase all those senju!! What!? Your disciple killed all the Uchiha!? Ultra Fighter kill him!!!!! Bring the fist of justice down on his face and explode it beyond recognition!!!" - Izuna "Haruto is a good boy...I wish to meet the Dark Lord he so devoutly prays to everyday though he must be very powerful." - Hashirama 'Psst...Mito....give me my money now, I want to go buy some stuff for Tsunade.' "Haruto is a boy who has well developed goals and emotions. His ideas are ingenious and he has advanced the Shinobi world by a few decades if not centuries by himself. Above all he is Ultra Fighter and I respect Ultra Fighter very much." - Mito 'Hashi....Tsuna is not here.....don't tell me you're going to gamble away those points to earn Madara's clothes from Izuna...again' ... "And with this treasure, I summon- Madara Uchiha." - Obito "Oh shit!!! The fight's getting good!!! I want to see who'll win between Madara and Ultra Fighter!!" - All Hokage (Except Tobirama) ... "Hahah~ Daddy Mahoraga!!" 'Stfu you brat!!! I didn't look like that when I summoned it!!!' .... Cover Image was generated using AI. Also cross posted on Royal Road.