Luffy and the others who went to explore the forest encountered one of God's Enforcers. After surviving the Ordeal of Balls, they successfully returned to the altar.
Meanwhile, Zoro and the others, after hearing the whistle, gave up searching for Enel and also returned to the altar.
Everyone was staring at Sandy, who was repairing the broken main mast…
"Oh?" Robin was the first to ask. "Sandy, are you repairing the ship?"
Usopp exclaimed, "Sandy, you bastard! Do you even know how to fix a ship? How did you even break the main mast in the first place!?"
Sanji added, "Hey, hey, hey—what exactly happened?"
Chopper replied weakly, "N-nothing happened!"
It clearly looked like a battle had just taken place, but no one asked further.
At this moment, Luffy asked, "Chopper, are you injured?"
"Yeah…" Chopper whimpered. "Wuwuwu… Skypiea is so scary, Luffy…"
"Bastard!" Sanji immediately kicked Sandy. "You were on the ship—why did you let Chopper get hurt!?"
How could Sandy even explain that?
He kicked Sanji away in return and waved dismissively. "Why the hell should I explain myself to you? Keep talking nonsense and Straw—"
"You bastard! I'll beat you to death!"
"Exactly! I don't even know what he was doing to let Chopper get hurt! Were you oversleeping!?"
"We asked you to repair the ship and you managed to break the main mast! Do you even have a brain!?"
Night fell.
A bonfire party lasted well into the night. After eating their fill, Nami took out two maps—one of Cricket's place on Jaya, and one of Skypiea.
She combined the maps. "Everyone, notice anything?"
"A skull?" Usopp and Luffy answered at the same time.
"That's right," Nami said. "Back when we passed Uncle Cricket's place, didn't you see the fault line on the coast?"
"What's strange about that?" Usopp asked.
Robin explained, "There's also a fault line on the coast of this island."
"You mean—!!" Everyone's eyes widened.
Nami nodded. "This island—Upper Yard—was originally part of Jaya Island! It was blasted up here by the Knock Up Stream a few hundred years ago! Just like Sandy said—it's incredible!"
Everyone turned to Sandy in surprise.
Sandy smugly spat on his hands, rubbed them together, and pushed his hair back with an exaggerated flair…
Sanji was the first to snap. "You bastard! Doing that stupid act again—disgusting!"
Sandy shot right back. "Actually, you're just jealous because I'm handsome, right?"
Sanji's eyebrow twitched. "Damn it—! I'll kick—"
Duang!! ×2
Luffy finally reacted and laughed. "Nami, you're amazing! You figured all that out!"
Nami shook her head. "Actually, Robin found it. But what I really want to talk about is the right eye of the skull pattern. Do you remember what Mont Blanc Nolan said?"
"The City of Gold is in the right eye of the skull!!" Usopp shouted.
"That's right!" Nami twirled happily. "Tomorrow, we go find the gold! Hahaha! I'm so happy!"
Luffy looked up at the night sky. "Tomorrow will be a sunny day, right? Hahaha!"
"Of course!" Usopp said. "We're above the clouds after all!"
Zoro smirked. "As pirates, we can't ignore gold, right?"
Robin interrupted gently. "It's late… we should put the fire out. It'll expose our location to enemies."
Luffy turned with exaggerated disbelief. "What nonsense are you saying!? Usopp! Did you hear that? Robin actually wants to put out the fire!?"
"Huh?" Robin blinked.
Usopp crossed his arms confidently. "Don't blame her. Robin has always lived in darkness. She doesn't know any better!"
"What do you mean?" Robin asked, genuinely confused.
Luffy dropped to one knee dramatically, pounding the ground. "When you're camping… you must have a bonfire party!!"
Usopp dropped down too, pounding the ground. "Even if it costs your life!! A bonfire is the whole point!!"
Nami facepalmed. "You two idiots! Give me a break. You do know how dangerous this forest is, right?"
Luffy: "I don't know."
Nami's Snake Fist struck Luffy instantly.
"There are God's Enforcers here! Guerillas! Wild beasts! Maybe even monsters! If we attract—"
Chopper's eyes bulged. "There are monsters too!?"
"Skypiea is so scary!" Usopp and Chopper hugged each other tightly.
"Hey, Luffy," Zoro called out while already finishing the bonfire frame. "This okay?"
Sandy blinked. "Where'd you get that wood? And wait—you didn't get lost!?"
Zoro's vein popped. "What did you say, bastard!? I'll cut you down!"
Suddenly, a pack of wolves surrounded them. The lead wolf stepped forward.
Sandy asked, "Chopper, what's he saying?"
Chopper translated, "You foreigners have been noisy this whole time! Go to sleep, you idiots!"
"What did you say!!?"
Luffy, Sandy, Sanji, and Zoro stiffened and glared.
Chopper continued nervously translating, "You aren't trying to steal our territory, are you? This is our land! And you lit a fire and cooked here without permission! Every blade of grass and every tree belongs to us!"
"Heh… hehehe…" Sandy stepped forward with a creepy smile. "You're so bold for a dog. Our bonfire party isn't done. I'm not full yet… hehehe…"
Chopper: "H-He says if you come any closer he'll howl!"
"Oh? Go ahead and howl." Sandy wrapped an arm around the wolf's head, punching it while cursing.
"You mutt—daring to challenge terrifying pirates like us! Now tell me—want to join our bonfire party!?"
"Wuwu! Stop hitting me! I surrender! Let's have a bonfire party together!!"
Everyone fell over.
And so, the bonfire party started all over again—with the wolves joining in!
Soon, under Sandy's terrible influence, the wolves stood in rows, following his lead as he taught them the Werewolf Dance from League of Legends—hands out to the side, grab motion, three steps left, three steps right…
Nami rolled on the ground laughing. "Hahaha! Sandy, what kind of stupid dance is that!?"
Robin giggled quietly, just watching.
Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp copied happily with sparkling eyes.
Zoro sat against a tree trunk with twitching eyes, wine spilling from his cup without him noticing.
"Hey, Zoro! Come dance with us! It's fun!"
"Sandy, you bastard—just kill me! I'm not dancing!!"
"Hahahahaha!"
...
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