On the last island leading to the Gate of Justice, Zoro and the others received news from Fukurou of Cipher Pol 9: each CP9 member carried a key, and only one could unlock the Sea Stone cuffs on Robin.
So, the Straw Hat Pirates split up.
At this time, inside the section of the building where Robin was held, Chopper was battling Wanze of CP9.
Wanze had mastered the Six Powers, and even used Life Return, allowing him to control his hair and fight with it.
Naturally, Chopper was no match for him and was being beaten badly.
"Yo yo yi! Life Return: Hair Bind Technique!"
Wanze's hair suddenly grew several meters and shot at Chopper. Chopper transformed into his reindeer form and leaped aside, but the hair defied all logic—it kept chasing him.
Sweating profusely, Chopper cried, "If I get wrapped in that, I'm done for!"
"Shave!"
Wanze vanished. Chopper looked around nervously, unable to track him.
He appeared above Chopper's blind spot. "Finger Pistol—Q!"
Chopper's instincts kicked in and he barely dodged.
The fight was one-sided. Chopper glanced at the forbidden drug in his hand—he had already taken two doses. If he took one more…
But just as he was about to swallow it, someone grabbed his wrist.
Chopper looked up—and instantly brightened. "Whoa!! Sandy! Where did you run off to? Are you here to save me?"
Sandy gently rubbed Chopper's reindeer head. "Relax. I'm here."
"Yo yo yi!" Wanze pointed his metal staff forward. "Pirates, don't ignore me like I'm invisible! I'll skewer you like kebab! Lion's Mane—!"
A fireball appeared at the tip of his metal staff.
Sandy patted Chopper. "Wait here for just a second."
Chopper quickly warned, "Hey, Sandy! He uses really weird techniques—"
Whoosh—
Before Chopper even finished, Sandy used Shave to appear on Wanze's right.
"You're too damn noisy. Go, Pikachu—"
BOOM!
Chopper stared blankly at the new hole in the wall.
What just happened?
Sandy dusted off his gloves as he walked back. "Don't just stand there. Let's go find the others. Robin is waiting."
Chopper blinked. "Where'd that guy go?"
Sandy pointed at the hole. "I kicked him over there."
What annoyed Sandy most, though, was Sanji. Was it chivalry? Not kicking women?
Tch.
He hated that part of Sanji. What were they here for? To save Robin. And just because the opponent was a woman, he refused to fight?
Not only that—he didn't even run. So Nami ended up facing Kalifa alone!
Looking at Sanji sitting on the lower floor, Sandy really wanted to kick him too.
Luckily, Nami wasn't weak—she had been at sea since she was a kid. With her upgraded Clima-Tact and experience, she could beat Kalifa.
Sure enough, with Observation Haki, Sandy sensed Nami using Mirage Tempo to set traps, and then finishing Kalifa with a lightning attack.
On the middle floor of the building, after Kaku ate the Giraffe-Giraffe Fruit, his transformed face became ridiculously square and long-nosed.
Because of this comical transformation, Usopp accidentally locked Zoro's hand with the Sea Stone cuffs.
Then, while dodging Kaku and Jabura, Zoro and Usopp ended up handcuffed together.
So Zoro had Usopp hold his sword—effectively using Usopp as a sword.
"Hahaha!" Usopp yelled while being swung around. "You should surrender! I have eight thousand followers! This island is surrounded—give up already!"
"Er hahaha," Jabura laughed in his wolf-man form. "Eight thousand? Sounds fun. Hurry and call them."
Kaku sighed. "Idiot. It's obviously nonsense. Falling for such a simple lie is embarrassing to CP9."
"Who are you calling an idiot!?" Jabura barked. "Of course I know he's lying! I'm just messing with him. I just can't stand your uptight personality."
"What's wrong with being serious?" Kaku snapped back.
"I'm saying you're stupid! You don't understand what people say!" Jabura growled.
They kept arguing.
Clap, clap, clap…
Sandy arrived, clapping mockingly. "Is CP9 a zoo? Yo, Zoro, Usopp—are you guys performing acrobatics?"
"Shut up," Zoro growled. "Did you get the key?"
"Space Field—"
Clang.
The handcuffs fell to the ground instantly.
After exchanging looks, the Straw Hats glared at Sandy.
Chopper burst into tears. Who told him to get the key in the first place!?
"You bastard! If it was that easy, why didn't you say so earlier!?"
"Yeah! We suffered for nothing because of you!"
"If you had such a convenient ability, SPEAK UP!"
Enraged, the Straw Hats started punching and kicking Sandy.
Kaku and Jabura exchanged awkward looks.
"What are they doing?" Kaku asked. "Fighting each other?"
"Maybe," Jabura shrugged. "How do we divide them now?"
Sandy, shielding his head, yelled, "STOP! You idiots—I wasn't even with you back then!"
Sanji lit a cigarette. "Enough messing around. Let's beat them and go save Robin."
"Tch." Sandy stood up. "The wolf is mine."
Sanji snorted. "You go save Robin. I'll handle the wolf."
Sandy snapped, "You bragging again? You left Nami to face a powerhouse alone! If she got hurt, I'd beat your ass first!"
"You bastard!!" Sanji roared.
At that moment, Sandy took a piece of meat out of his [pheromone system] space—collected earlier from where Chopper fought Wanze.
"Hey." He tossed it toward Jabura. "Fetch."
"HOWL!"
Jabura instinctively leaped at the meat and started eating.
"!!" Zoro.
"!!" Sanji.
"!!" Kaku.
"!!" Everyone.
Jabura froze mid-chew. "…??!!"
...
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