After that ordeal, Kaine and Bulma headed back to their camp spot and packed their gear before adventuring off again. Alright, hang on tight, Bulma said as they traveled away. Yo, it's a village, and look, the dragon balls glowing, I'd bet it's over there. The young man said, pointing towards the settlement. Good eye Kaine. Bulma said. The village appeared like a ghost town but it was because everyone was hiding, and Kaine knew why.
Hey, excuse me, is anyone home? Bulma asked, knocking on a door. Excuse me, Kaine said, moving past the bluenette. After that he kicked down the door. Some man tried to strike him with an axe but he put his hand out and grabbed it, shattering it between his palm. AHH! The man exclaimed. Excuse me sir, we've come in search of the dragon balls. Kaine said calmly.
An old woman came in with the 6 star ball and Kaine noticed. Excuse me miss, could we have that dragon ball? He asked. No, she declined. As long as the terrible Oolong is lurking I don't want to risk any of my valuables ending in his hand. She said. I'll be right back then. Kaine replied, walking out of the house without skipping a beat.
OOLONG! YOU A BITCH! YOU WON'T FACE ME YOU COWARD! Kaine yelled at the top of his lungs. Long story short, the big oaf showed his constantly changing face to the Burly man. None of his appearances intimidated Kaine. I am oolong the terrible! You dare stand in wa-.
The shapeshifters speech was interrupted by a powerful palm to his face that sent him flying into a nearby boulder. No more instigating, just fight. Kaine said with a terrifying smile. Oolong collapsed to the ground holding his face. Shortly after he transformed into a short pig again. Nevermind, come with me. Kaine sighed while dragging his bacon behind back to the village and made him explain everything.
The Shapeshifting Pig had kidnapped the young women of the village but they were too much for him to handle. You think I can get the dragon ball now? Kaine asked the old woman. Yes you can sweetheart, I can't thank you enough for saving our village. She said. I'm going to take this little demon with us. So don't worry about him. The burly man replied.
Oolong joined the the couple in their journey to find the dragon balls. So where are we going next kid? Oolong asked. Fire Mountain. Bulma replied. FIRE MOUNTAIN!? Oolong exclaimed. THAT'S THE DANGEROUS HOME OF THE OX KING, WE'RE DEAD IF WE GO THERE! Ooooh, I heard he's strong. Kaine said excitedly. I'd love to fight him. You're impossible, you know that kid? Oolong said exasperatedly. You are a shapeshifting pig with a new yorkers accent but ok, I'm the weird one. Kaine replied back, sarcastically.
The capsule corp boat Bulma was driving ran out of gas so the trio continued their journey on foot for a while. So Oolong. Kaine started a conversation. Yeah? He replied. Can anyone shapeshift or just bipedal animals with the ability to speak? The man asked, genuinley curious. I dunno, I barely graduated my shapeshifting class. Oolong said. This world is so weird. Kaine said to himself. You're a human with a tail! The pig said. OUR WORLD IS RAN BY A DOG WITH GLASSES! SINCE WHEN DO DOGS WEAR GLASSES? Kaine replied, frustratedly. Huh. Good Point. Oolong said.
After a while the 3 reached a familiar desert. This is Yamcha's Desert, imma do this dude so dirty. Kaine thought mischievously. The saiyan bared no animalistic hatred towards Yamcha but the prospect of terrorizing the desert bandit was very funny to him and he planned to make the entire multiverse his canvas.
The climate became too hot so Bulma and Oolong took a nap. Kaine grew hungry and went looking for some food, waiting for Yamcha to pop out. Kaine's timing was perfect when on cue, he heard a motorcycle rumbling in the distance. He turned his head to look. He saw a tan dude with long shaggy hair and a machete sheathed on his side. A smile came to the saiyan's face when he realized he met another Main Character. Of course, back when he showed promise in his ability to be a cool character.
The desert bandit's vehicle screeched to a halt in front of the darker skinned man. Greetings, I am Yamcha, the master of the lands you travel upon. Kaine almost cracked and started laughing. Knowing how goofy in nature the bandit was, seeing him act tough was very amusing.
Ahem, Nice to meet ya Yamcha, the name is Kaine, also do you have any food? Kaine said after clearing his throat to ward off his laughter. I have no food for you, he said harshly. If you have any Dino caps and or money, I will let you pass so you can find some food. At that moment Kaine cracked and started laughing. What's so funny! Yamcha said, feeling he wasn't being taken seriously. Bro if you don't direct me to food in the next five seconds, I will go apeshit on you. On your soul. Kaine said confidently.
You will not be getting any food unti- SMACK! The moment Yamcha uttered that phrase, The saiyan put his entire hand, full palm and 5 fingers to the right side of the desert bandit's face and sent him 5 yards away. By the time Yamcha gathered himself, he felt himself being helped up by who he thought was Puar but it was actually the burly man who had just smacked him near unconciousness. Nope, I haven't sent you to the world above yet. Stand still. Kaine said in a deep voice. The mount paozu native put belt to the desert bandit's tan ass. That's a double entendre.
Every hit felt like a flashbang to Yamcha's entire nervous system. Regardless Kaine did hold back, a lot. He was still battered by the end of the encounter. BLUE FURBALL! SHOW ME THE GOODS! The saiyan yelled. The man ransacked the place and left with ZERO protest. He came back to Bulma after she woke up confused at the ruckus. Turns out Oolong's dumbass had a Dino capsule with food and supplies the whole time. Sorry about that one kid, I forgot. Oolong said fearfully. Don't worry. I gotta good workout and hunted some food of my own. Kaine said with a smirk.