The Theme Park Gates:
The Academy buses pulled up to "Star-World Theme Park." While most students were excited about the rollercoasters, Allen stepped off the bus with a map he had already highlighted in four different colors.
Allen: (Adjusting his sunglasses with extreme gravity) "Alex, I've done the math. If we hit the 'Turbo-Turkey Leg' stand at 10:15 AM, we can reach the 'Deep-Fried Oreo' booth before the line hits 20 people. It's a flawless tactical maneuver."
Alex: "Can't we just... ride a coaster? Look, Evelyn is already standing in line for the 'Death-Drop 9000'."
Allen: (Looking at the coaster with pure disdain) "Why would I pay to fall? I spent the 14th century falling through astral voids. It's overrated. Now, follow me. The caramel popcorn is calling."
The "Romantic" Ferris Wheel (That goes wrong):
Serina managed to trick Alex and Evelyn into getting onto the Ferris Wheel together, while she dragged Allen toward a shooting gallery (mostly so she could win a giant plushie by "cheating" with her shadow-aim).
Inside the Ferris Wheel:
The carriage reached the very top and stopped for a "scenic view." It was quiet. The sun was setting.
Evelyn: (Heart pounding, looking at Alex) "It's... it's actually pretty nice up here. You can see the whole city."
Alex: (Staring intensely at the horizon) "Yeah. I can see it."
Evelyn: (Leaning in a bit, blushing) "What are you looking at, Alex? The sunset? The beauty of the world you... protected?"
Alex: "No. I can see Allen in the distance. He just bought a third bucket of popcorn. Is he actually going to eat all that? That's impressive even for him."
Evelyn: (Slumping her shoulders) 😑 "You are the most unromantic being in any dimension."
Allen's Big Moment:
Meanwhile, at the "Test Your Strength" bell-hammer game, a group of buff guys were laughing at Allen, who was currently holding a giant stuffed panda and three bags of snacks.
Buff Guy: "Hey, kid! You want to try? Or are you too busy eating that corn dog? Move aside and let a real man show you how it's done!"
Allen: (Stops mid-bite, slowly looking at the guy) "You're standing in front of the path to the 'Waffle-Cone' stand."
Buff Guy: "So? Beat my score and I'll move. I hit a 950. The record is 990."
Allen: (Sighing, hands his snacks to a confused Serina) "Alex told me not to break the park. But you're in the way of my waffles."
Allen picked up the heavy wooden mallet. He didn't even swing it over his head. He just gave the base a casual, one-handed tap.
PING!
The metal puck didn't just hit the bell. It hit the bell so hard the bell vaporized. The puck continued upward, shooting into the sky like a rocket until it disappeared into the atmosphere. The machine itself groaned and collapsed into a pile of toothpicks.
Allen: (Grabbing his snacks back from Serina) "It was a 951. At least. Move."
The buff guys scrambled away in silence. Allen immediately returned to his corn dog as if nothing had happened.
Serina: "Allen... you just launched a piece of metal into orbit."
Allen: "Gravity is a suggestion, Serina. Waffles are a necessity. Let's go."
The Ending Scene:
The sun had gone down, and the group met back up at the park exit. Allen was looking extremely satisfied, carrying a souvenir cup the size of a trash can.
Alex: "How was the trip, Allen? Find everything on your list?"
Allen: (Nodding solemnly) "I have reached a state of culinary enlightenment, Alex. Also, I think I accidentally became the mascot for the 'Crepe Kingdom' because I ate their 'Mega-Challenge' in under 30 seconds. They gave me this hat."
Allen was wearing a velvet crown with a plastic strawberry on top.
Alex: (Laughing) "Suits you, King of Donuts. What about you, Evelyn? Enjoy the view?"
Evelyn: (Glancing at Alex, then quickly looking away) "It was... educational. I learned that you have the emotional depth of a teaspoon."
Alex: "Hey! I'm at least a teaspoon! Right, Lucian?"
Lucian: (Appearing out of nowhere, holding five more bags of food for Allen) "You are a literal Ocean of Depth, my Lord! 😆 (Inner thoughts: Please don't turn me into a rug.)"
As they walked toward the bus, Allen leaned over to Alex.
Allen: "You know, Evelyn was looking at you during the fireworks. She looked like she was about to cry or sneeze. Is she allergic to sparkles?"
Alex: "Probably. Humans have a lot of weird allergies. I'll ask her later."
Allen: 😑 "You're a God, and you're still the dumbest person I know."
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