April 17.
The morning of summer started languidly for the students. The air was hot and still. No breeze flowed. The sun slowly creeped up from the horizon like a ball of blazing horror.
Kiruyin was sitting on his desk. Slightly shaken by the heat of the sun. The heat was unbearable(not really). He started to come to school way earlier in fear of the sun. Every morning he curses so many people that he has no idea who he curses anymore. The reason being they make him go to school under the heat of summer.
But then he realises that this school has air conditioner so students doesn't die. His previous school didn't even have those.
With that realisation, he frantically apologies and thanks them.
That's how the morning of Kiru-Kiru the great starts. Curse the world because of morning irritation and then worships the school for having air conditioner after post morning irritation clarity.
Kiruyin watched the class that wasn't that full. Just few students. Who are probably like him, or he would like to think that way.
17 days have passed since he came to this school with a catchy name. Life was very good except Japanese.
Although he gets personally tutored by Ichinose herself, he still only got an average of 60 throughout all the weekly and surprise tests by Hoshinomiya-sensei.
A big achievement that was recorded in the Great Library of Forbidden Knowledge was that he finally got Hoshinomiya-sensei's name correctly!
He was one step closer to becoming an ideal student!
He has a constant 100 in Math and Science. Hoshinomiya-sensei had said that his score in math and science is the highest of the grade. He didn't buy it because class tests mean nothing. Mid terms does.
He has an average of 90 in English. His English is 80% YouTube, 10% Webnovels, and 10% school (grammar) anyway. So getting a average of 90 is already a miracle according to him.
But aside from improvement in Japanese, his relationship with the class has also become more intimate. Everyone in the class knows about him. He is also part of the Kanzaki group ( the boys circle) and the Ichinose group( the girls circle) simultaneously.
He has become friends with quite a few people within the class. And also knows few people from outside of the class. Namingly, from Class-C.
His friends circle is growing.
Right now, Kiruyin was looking at the note pad in his phone, where he had a bunch of names with addition of year, class, likes & dislikes, hobbies, favourite foods, personality etc.
For the past 10 days, he had been collecting information about the upperclassmens. He had gathered and sorted information about all the senpais from second and third year. Namingly, just from Class-C and Class-D.
The reason he didn't go to Class-A and B was because they doesn't need individual points. They are very organised as well. If he approached one of them and they threatened to report it to the school, it will be over. The school forbids it after all.
He had asked Asahina-senpai about the special exam's and she said she can't answer. With that he realised that he needed under handed methods. Thus he started to gather information about all the people from Class-C and D of second and third year.
Trying to find an optimal target for information extraction. He will first approach some desperate senpai with points. Mainly senpais of Class-D in the final year. They have very low individual points. And since individual points can be exchanged, they have 80-90% chance of giving in to the temptation.
Another reason he doesn't want to target Class-A and B is because of two people, Manabu Horikita and Nagumo Miyabi. If operating under these two dangerous guys radar will be hard. If he gets caught by Horikita-Senpai, that dude might start pestering him to join the student Council. That is not something he wants.
And that Blonde (+)²= (ugly)(talking about Nagumo), he doesn't know what that scumbag might pull off.
While gathering information, he also stumbled upon interesting news about the student Council dynamics but he doesn't know about it fully.
So Class-A and B are out of questions. So third year is the get go.
If that doesn't work, he will abandon the third year and go after the second year. A guy who likes to drink, is also at legal age despite being in second year. And then use soft manipulation method to spill out free information or offer individual points.
He doesn't want to go in that route because he heard that Blonde (+)²= ugly controls the whole second year.
[Kiru-Kiru Note: Good looking= +.
Good surface personality= +.
Squired plus= –(real personality)
In other words, Blonde(+)²= ugly]
But he believes he doesn't need to go that far. The target he has chosen for starter is a third year Class-D student, Aizawa Nakashima. A girl from middle class family. Financial situation isn't that great.
Kiruyin also got to know that the information about point exchange is only revealed at the time of graduation to the third years. So many doesn't know.
Asahina-senpai senpai only knows because she had used similar method to extract information from her homeroom teacher like Kiruyin did to her.
With everything set, he just needed to arrange a meeting. He had decided to act today. Since data collection was done. Only execution was pending.
Kiruyin sighed as he closed his phone. Since everything was set, he decided to zone out.
Little by little, everyone arrived. There were still time for the class to start so everyone was chatting.
Kiruyin was feeling sleepy, fearing that he might fall asleep, he went to Kanzaki's desk where the some boys were chatting and decided to join in. Susybaka was also there.
As of now, almost everyone in the boys group called Sō Shibata Susybaka, after hearing Kiruyin's explanation. His reason being, if repeated Shibata's name fast, it sounds like Susybaka in English. Everyone liked it so much that it back nickname of Sō Shibata.
He protested at first but gave up later when he saw that everyone kept the teasing within class. He even managed give some others some nickname.
It became a trend among the boys of Class-B. Kiruyin got his own nickname, Chaos Gremlin. Given to him by none other then Ryuji Kanzaki!
And of course, how could he let go when he was offended like that? Because why would Kanzaki frame him like that? Chaos? When did he ever do anything chaotic? So he dropped the nickname he used to call Kanzaki in his mind.
Poop Coloured Eye Guy.
With Kanzaki's whole ancestry violently violated, he could do nothing else to take it. Thus, everyone in the boys group now has nickname and a separate group chat from the class group chat where they are to be present with the nickname they were given.
As they chatted, time time for class quickly arrived and everyone went to their seat five minutes before the sensei arrives.
The clamours atmosphere of the class died instantly and the room was overcome with stiff, pindrop silence.
Hoshinomiya-sensei arrived few minutes late. Flailing and drunk. An usual sight. Ichinose and and the Yuri Protagonist Chihiro rushing towards her to help.
After handling their unreliable sensei, the class quietly did individual self study and marking anything they didn't understand.
Kiruyin pretended to read while he was just dozing off. Completely forgotten about the meeting he had planned with the senpai. He only remembered after lunchtime. And now that he remembered, he will not forget.
After class was over, he bid farewell to the boys and girls. They didn't try to pursue him because they knew by now that if he wanted to join, he would do it on his own.
Since he didn't want to, they just left him be.
After their separation, he waited for Nakashima-senpai in her usual route. In front of the convince store.
She had a timid but cautious personality. He had already hinted at her. So if she agrees to talk to him after he calls her, that is already 50% done in the negotiation. He just needs to present tempting terms and reasons for her to give in.
