It had been a 3 days since the we took over CGS. I was in the brig for the first two days because I beat Hitlerstache to death. I did it because he tried to push his luck claiming "we're on the same side now" dumb weasels bitch. Orga didn't want to put me in the brig, but he if he didn't it would set a precedent. I thought it was stupid as I knew the only dumbass stupid enough to actively disobey Orga was Blonde, and even he stopped after we took over. I gave him a chance like Orga said and he blew it. So it was just me my thoughts and the sassy Ai Lady in my brain.
Well atleast it gave me time to hear Paimon history lecture.
-Kagura and Paimon during time in the brig-
'So what exactly was the calamity war? I mean I've heard about it I know it's was centuries ago and about 1/4th of the human population at the time died, but other than that nothing.' I asked Paimon
'Well to put it simply it was a war against the mobile armors or as some referred to them the angels of death but I'll get to that later. The Mobile armors where fully autonomous Ai Killing Machines made by humanity. These machines, for unknown reasons, went berserk and effectively rebelled slaughtering untold billions of you humans.' Paimon answered
'Okay so why were they called the Angels of Death?' I asked
'Ah for that we will have to delve into some ancient pre calamity war history. As well as some stuff from some scarcely practiced religions. So to put it simply there was in the olden times a group of religions referred to as the Abarahammic religions. The Abrahammic religions all had similar and in some cases the same stories and all believed in a one true god. But that parts less Importantly what you do need to know is the mobile armors were all given code names after angels in the abrahmic faith. One of the most dangerous mobile armors of the war was named Azreal after the angel of death himself. Now this plays into how we the 72 gundam frames names came to be. In Abbrahammic myth there was something called the Ars Goetia a group of 72 demons from Hell. So the smart cookies who designed us said hey what do you use to fight an angel. The answer they came up with a demon and that's how we got our names it was a completely symbolic gesture though. Paimon said once again giving a massive lore dump.
'Cool… cool… so two more questions one who actually designed you gundams and are you going to rebel or hijack my body in someway' I asked concerned based on what I heard about the mobile armors
'I'll answer the second question first I cannot nor would I want to take over body it's not possible. As for the first one hmm the simple answer is Gjallerhorn made me and my siblings, but truly it was the people who got together and formed what is now gjallerhorn.' Answers Paimon
'I still find it hilarious that you used Longinus, my Anti-XXL target class railgun, to hit a mobile suit. Talk about over kill, kehehehheheh, that weapon was an upgrade form of the Dainsleif Railguns used in the calamity war, but miniaturized and packing Waaaay more fire power. It's meant to take down super heavy armor and massive targets like colloidal sized mobile armor or ships. Although I hope you won't use it outside of its purpose from now on, as fun as it was seeing that guy get obliterated. The ammo for the Longinus is not cheap to manufacture not just anything can be fired at that speed. I imagine that is part of the reason the Longinus never replaced the Dainsleif.' Said Paimon
'Anyway enough about the boring history, are you really into that rich idealistic brat.' Said Paimon asking with a tone of disgust.
'Hell no I mean I admit she's pretty and cute but that it she's so patronizing and naive it's painful. It's like she thinks she can build a peace that can last forever and help everyone. Dumb bitch doesn't realize war and peace are a cycle. War must happen before there is peace, and peace always happens before war.' I said with a snort.
'True I was honestly worried you might be in love with her.' Said Paimon
'Eeeewwww no, she's cute enough I wouldn't mind a booty call or something. However sometimes tells me that one she's straight, two she seems she would get clingy.' I said
'Fair, however so is pasta before it gets wet' said Paimon
'Huh? Oh, I get it well I'm glad you have faith in my charms Paimon.' I said
'What about her assistant?' Asked Paimon
'No definite not.' I said in a serious tone.
'Oh?' Asked Paimon
'She feels… off to me.' I responded
'Don't get me wrong Paimon she's hot as fuck. Rockin a nice pair of tits 10/10 would stare again, but my gut says there is something off vaabout her.' I said wary of Fumitan's existence.
'Hmmm you humans are fascinating, flawed as you are as an existence' said Paimon
'Well we can't all be perfect beautiful ai entities' I said
'Your right, but did you know my digital avatar was beautiful I don't think I've show. You that yet?' said Paimon slightly confused
'Eh, I was just guessing based on how your voice sounded.' I said (Paimon sounds like Kafka from Honkai star rail)
'Well, your right.' said Paimon as the image of a tall woman with long white hair red eyes and an absurd rack like I think K cup, but I guess that didn'tt really matter as this was all made by Paimon and was her ideal appearance. She was also wearing a dress and accessories in her colors being black, purple, and red.
'Mommy.' I said in a thought absentmindedly
'Hahahahahahaha, damn didn't expect that reaction. What you want mommy Paimon to say "Ara ara" or something , hahahahahah.' Laughed paimon
I blushed fiercely. "Shut up!" I shouted out loud.
'Now now, I know your a lesbian kagura and that's fine. However, your ideals of sexuality and attraction don't apply to me, but it is charming to know you find my digital avatar sexy. Anyway we should get some rest you got another day in here before they let you out' said Paimon
'Alright goodnight Paimon' I said laying down in my cell. I closed my eyes and fell asleep.
Authors note. This chapters alittle shorter than normal but I was a mostly an explosion chapter. I skipped hitlerstaches (I refuse to call him his name) murder because ultimately it would've been short and unnecessary to write about. Dude was awful and a traitor and I refuse to give him more screen time than necessary.