[End Phase]
[Turn 3]
[Yōso Chikyū's Turn]
[Draw Phase]
"Draw!" He draws a card and smiles.
He must've drawn something useful. Dammit, why is people so disgustingly lucky?
[Main Phase]
"I Normal Summon 'Night Express Knight' without Tributes, but make its attack 0!"
['Night Express Knight', Normal Summoned in face-up Attack Position to Chikyū's Third Monster Zone]
['Night Express Knight', EARTH Monster]
[Level 10/Machine/Effect]
[You can Normal Summon this card without Tributing, but its original ATK becomes 0.]
[3000 ATK, 3000 DEF]
['Night Express Knight', EARTH Monster]
[0 ATK, 3000 DEF]
"Now, I activate my face-down trap card! By tributing 'Night Express Monster', I destroy 'Gagaga Cowboy', 'Toon World', and 'One-Eyed Skill Gainer!"
"Chain! Not so fast, I banish 'Toon Bookmark' from my Graveyard to prevent 'Toon World' from being destroyed!"
"Hahaha! Is that all!?"
"Yes, it's all and enough."
"Heh, It isn't!"
['E.M.R.', Trap Card]
[Tribute 1 Machine monster, then target 1 card on the field for every 1000 original ATK of the Tributed monster; destroy those cards.]
['Toon Bookmark', Spell Card]
[If a "Toon World(s)" you control would be destroyed by card effect, you can banish this card from your GY instead.]
"Chaargee and... Shoot!"
The level 10 machine monster on his side of the field shatters into digital fragments. From those fragments, some sort of energy seems to be redirected to the trap card E.M.R., which has the lights on its side slowly expand to the tip of the gun.
Once fully charged, the railgun shoots three beams of energy at my three selected cards. 'Toon World' is not destroyed thanks to the Bookmark's effect, but 'Gagaga Cowboy' and my 'One-Eyed Skill Gainer' are actually destroyed. Comic Hand goes to my graveyard as the equipped monster is destroyed.
He also probably didn't know that if you destroy Comic Hand, the controlled monster goes back to its owner. Good thing he didn't know, or else he would've hit me with an empty board.
"Now, thanks to my field being empty, I Special Summon 'Rocket Arrow Express'!" Behold, Yoshiro! This card has five thousand Attack. HAHAHAH! There is not a single card in the slums that could rival 'Rocket Arrow Express'!"
Okay, well. Maybe he destroyed Cowboy instead of Comic Hand on purpose so he could Special Summon that card. 5000 ATK is insane, but it doesn't matter. I have an XYZ Monster in my Extra Deck that cannot be targeted by attacks.
['Rocket Arrow Express', Special Summoned in Attack Position to Chikyū's Third Monster Zone]
['Rocket Arrow Express', EARTH Monster]
[Level 10/Machine/Effect]
[Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must be Special Summoned (from your hand) by controlling no cards, and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. You cannot conduct your Battle Phase the turn you Special Summon this card.]
[5000 ATK, 0 DEF]
"Now, I end my turn. You've lost, Yoshiro!"
[End Phase]
Okay, I need to remember the full information about this monster. Being such a strong monster, I expect it to have more restrictions. Once again, my right eye stings, and my head hurts from gathering the information. I'm starting to lose focus, so I guess my limit is three cards per duel. At least for now.
So, 'Rocket Arrow Express' forces you to discard your whole hand, and doesn't let you set cards or activate effects. Good, that means I need to save two monsters and pray that one of them I can Special Summon. At least 'Toon World' is still in my field, and I have enough LP to survive one attack. I've got this, just let me get a bit lucky...!
[Turn 5]
[Yoshiro Yuta's Turn]
[Draw Phase]
"You should surrender already, it's pointless!"
"I don't care what you say, Draw!"
I look at the drawn card... Shit. What is this divine comedy? Yes, I drew a monster. But I fucking drew another 'Manga Ryu-Ran'. I can only summon that monster by tributing two monsters! And I only have two copies of it, there's no way... My hand right now is two 'Manga Ryu-Ran'!
Fuck, I'm screwed!
[Main Phase]
"Heh! That face shows me you've already surrendered."
"Shut the fuck up! I pass my turn!"
"HAHAHAH!"
[End Phase]
I really don't know how I'm supposed to win this duel now. I'm trying to think about my options, but none seem good enough. If I draw my 'Comic Hand', I don't know if it will be destroyed by 'Rocket Arrow Express' as soon as I take control of it because of its effects... And I guess I could use 'Mimicat' but there's nothing on my opponent's Graveyard that can help me... Dammit!
[Turn 6]
[Yōso Chikyū's Turn]
[Draw Phase]
"Heh, it doesn't matter what I get here. I already won. Draw!" He draws one card and smiles, looking at me. He thinks he has won, and he probably has... I can't even see a way of winning.
[Standby Phase]
"I discard my whole hand to maintain 'Rocket Arrow Express' on my field!"
I see 'Swords of Revealing Light' and 'Terraforming' being discarded. He had that limited card in his Deck? What do they feed these six siblings, and how are they not in District X already!?
[Main Phase]
"Hahah! You're finished! I enter Battle Phase and Direct Attack you with 'Rocket Arrow Express'!"
[Battle Phase]
Holy, if this were a Dark Duel, this attack would truly hurt.
"AAAHh!"
[Yuta's LP: 5700 --> 700]
"Hah! How does it feel to know I'll be getting 4300 Duel Points from the overload I'll be dealing to you next turn!? Hahahah, thanks, kid!"
"Heh... Over my dead body!"
[End Phase]
[Turn 6]
[Drew Phase]
Watch me draw 'Toon Rollback' without any monsters to summon...
"Draw!"
I look at the card and... Wait, 'Toon Table of Contents'. Wait, wait, wait! I might have a chance, do I? I don't know...
[Main Phase]
"End your turn so I can claim my Duel Points, kid. No monster can beat mine!"
Wait, right. Your monster is awfully strong, that ATK is so high it could take down a player in two hits... How many Life Points does he have left? 4700... Oh. OOH!
"I activate 'Toon Table of Contents' to add 'Shadow Toon' from my Deck to my Hand!"
"HAH! A Dark monster? Sounds weak... I see you've run out of ideas."
['Toon Table of Contents', Spell Card]
[Add 1 "Toon" card from your Deck to your hand.]
I chuckle, grabbing 'Shadow Toon' mid-air as the terminal releases it. I flip it around.
"Nope. It is a Spell Card."
"Spell Card? Hah! How is that going to stop my attack!? It's not a card like the 'Sword of Revealing Light' I just discarded!"
"It isn't like 'Swords of Revealing Light', it is better."
"How!?"
"'Swords of Revealing Light' would have stalled the game. With this card, I'll end it!"
"What!?"
"I activate 'Shadow Toon', dealing effect damage to my opponent equal to the ATK of one of their face-up monsters. Take this, asshole. Five thousand Effect Damage!"
['Shadow Toon', Spell Card]
[If you control "Toon World": Target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls; inflict damage to your opponent equal to the ATK of that face-up monster.]
"You- AHHHHH!!"
[Chikyū's LP: 4700 --> 0]
[Winner: Yoshiro Yuta]
[Duel End]
"Haah..." I sigh, that was a close call... But I know it's far from over.
"So, who's next?" I look at the other five siblings with a smile on my face.
This is my first win so far, and it feels damn good. I hear a beep, and check my terminal. Some text appears on the screen.
[Congratulations! You've gained 1000 Duel Points from winning a Duel.
[Congratulations! You've gained 300 Duel Points from Overload Damage.]
1000 Duel Points per Duel, I didn't know you gained points from winning... Yeah, that's how much I've won. But now that I know, and now that I'm starting to understand my Deck and how this eye works...
I'm going to take these five assholes down.