Mood: I've seen better acting in a laundry detergent commercial.
Current Status: Investigating if "Pheromone Poisoning" is a valid worker's comp claim.
10:00 AM: The new intern arrived. His name is Leon. He is an Omega. He is also, apparently, a walking disaster zone. Within five minutes of arriving, he tripped over a flat rug, spilled a latte on Mr. Kim's Italian leather shoes, and "accidentally" exposed his neck while apologising.
10:05 AM: The entire Alpha population of the 42nd floor stood up at once. It was like watching meerkats.
10:10 AM: I stepped in before a riot broke out. I handed Leon a wet wipe and a clip-on tie. I told him that he should look where he is walking and keep the collar buttoned to the chin.
10:15 AM: Leon looked at me with wide, watery eyes. I wasnt buying it and told him to go file the invoices in Room B.
03:00 PM: Mr. Kim spent the afternoon "accidentally" walking past Room B. I've started charging him for every "random" detour he takes past the intern's desk. He's paying it.