"He became famous twenty years ago, so he has to be at least in his late thirties or early forties. Even though he's a financial genius who's worked countless miracles over the past two decades, God is fair. The rumor is he's hideously ugly, so he never lets reporters take his picture. In all these years, I think only one magazine has ever interviewed him and published a photo of him from the side. That issue had a global print run of only one hundred copies, and it sold out in less than ten seconds. I've also heard he has a violent temper, is incredibly moody, and—most importantly—is impotent. That's why no woman can get close to him."
"..." Phoebe said. "That does sound fair."
