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Chapter 26: Line's Perfect Wholesome Classroom
Is there any man who hasn't dreamed of it at least once?
Wanting to visit a country filled entirely with women.
My past-life self probably would have laughed it off, thinking there was no way such a country actually existed, even if I wanted to go.
However, such a country really did exist in this world!
The name of the country was Amazon Lily, located on the Island of Women!
An island with only women, where only women are born, completely overflowing with women. a pink paradise!
"Whoa. ooooh!"
I looked to my right. It was filled with half-naked girls.
"Ooooh!"
I looked to my left. It was filled with half-naked girls.
"Heheheh!"
And when I looked straight ahead, it was also filled with half-naked girls.
I was probably completely red in the face, laughing like an absolute creep right now.
"So this is a dwarf?"
"Wow, he really is tiny."
"A dwarf, and a man at that."
"So cute~!"
"Is it okay if I pick him up?"
"I want to touch him too~"
C-Calm down! Calm down, me! Just because they're making a fuss over me doesn't mean I'm popular! I'm just being treated like a stuffed toy, as usual! Don't get the wrong idea, me!
At times like this, I need to count prime numbers to calm down! Let's see. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9!
Phew. I can't calm down!
Okay, okay, for now, let me explain how things ended up like this so I can settle my heart.
First. Luffy ate the Might-Die Mushroom and collapsed.
The ones who saved us in our time of need were a trio of girls:
Marguerite (blonde, half-naked girl).
Aphelandra (extremely tall, half-naked girl).
Sweet Pea (stout, metabolic half-naked girl).
When they carried Luffy and we arrived at this country, I accidentally let slip. "Whoa, it's full of women! So erotic!"
Hearing that, Marguerite asked, "Eh? Full of women. don't tell me you two aren't women?!"
It was then I learned the truth: this was a land of women where men were strictly outlawed. Having trespassed into a nation where my very existence was a capital offense, I faced an immediate death sentence. Terrified, I threw away my pride and pleaded for mercy.
"Please, spare me! I'm only here to save my friend's life! We mean no harm to your people—I'm begging you, just let us in!"
Executing a perfect Japanese Dogeza, I bowed my head over and over again. To hell with my pride. If they would forgive me, I'd gladly lick their shoes, their feet, or even their breasts. Actually, please let me lick them. Eh? You don't want me to? Oh, okay.
"U-Understood, just raise your head!"
A tiny dwarf like me bowing so desperately seemed to have struck a chord in the girls' hearts, and Marguerite and the others made a special exception to allow Luffy and me into the country.
Hell yeah!
"We will permit your entry. However, there are a few conditions!"
"Conditions?"
Condition 1:
Luffy must be kept locked inside a cage.
Since I was a tiny dwarf who looked weak and incapable of doing anything, I was fine, but Luffy, a regular-sized human, was a no-go. He wasn't allowed to leave the cage. That was the first condition.
However, since they offered to provide a bed and meals inside the cage for the bedridden Luffy, I immediately accepted.
Since he was in the middle of suffering from toxic mushroom poisoning anyway, it was actually safer for him to rest in there. It was perfectly convenient.
Condition 2:
We were only allowed to stay until the Snake Princess returned.
The ruler of this country is a female pirate known as the "Pirate Empress," Boa Hancock. Commonly referred to as the "Snake Princess," she was apparently out on an expedition and currently absent.
In this country, the words of the Snake Princess were "absolute"! Therefore, if the Snake Princess sentenced us to death, no one in the country could oppose her decision.
I gave a firm nod.
Wait, Boa Hancock. I thought I had heard that name somewhere before. Wasn't that the name of one of the Warlords? This country was ruled by a Warlord of the Sea?
Condition 3:
I had to teach them about men, about dwarves, and about the outside sea.
The people of this country basically spent their entire lives secluded on the island. Aside from the pirate crew led by Hancock and a very small portion who went out fishing, no one ever left, so everyone was starved for information about the outside world.
Most of them hadn't even seen a man before. So they wanted me to teach them all about men.
I nodded with a massive, grinning smile.
And that's it! That's the sequence of events leading up to now!
"Phew. Alright, I've calmed down."
With the girls' gazes concentrated on me, I hopped up and landed on Marguerite's shoulder with a boing.
"Then I, Line, serving as the representative for both dwarves and men! Will now explain to everyone on the Island of Women about dwarves! About men! And about the outside world!"
"Please do!!"
The pure, untainted gazes from all the girls. I couldn't say anything stupid here.
I swallowed hard.
"Well then, first. I suppose I should explain the dwarf style of 'greeting'."
"Greeting? Isn't a greeting just saying 'Good day' out loud?"
"That might be fine for human-to-human greetings. However, that won't do for a greeting between a human and a dwarf."
"Eh, then. how are we humans supposed to greet a dwarf like you?"
"Well, you see."
I flashed an innocent, beaming smile.
"The greeting with a dwarf is. Puff Puff!"
"Puff Puff?"
All the girls tilted their heads in confusion, so I maintained a completely serious expression and confidently continued.
"First, the human woman exposes the cleavage of her breasts! My assistant, Marguerite-kun. Please demonstrate!"
"Eh? Assistant? Um. like this?"
Gripping both of her breasts, Marguerite pulled them apart, exposing her deep cleavage.
Ohh, what a great view.
"Exactly. Then, while saying 'Puff Puff~♡', you completely smother my entire body with your breasts. That is how human women and dwarf men greet each other!"
"Wow, that's quite an unusual greeting. Understood, I'll give it a try."
"Take it seriously now!"
Marguerite gently pinched me and lifted me up. Then, she guided me straight into her bountiful valley, and.
"Puff Puff♡ Puff Puff♡ How is it? Am I greeting you properly?"
She gently enveloped me within her bouncy, marshmallow-like softness.
"Whoa! Hehehe. A-Amazing, Marguerite! This softness, this elasticity! To think you could perform such a magnificent greeting on your first try. I'm deeply moved!"
"Really? Yay! Then I'll Puff Puff you even more. Here we go, Puff Puff♡ Puff Puff♡"
Seriously.
Seriously, seriously, seriously, seriously?!?!
In a society completely ignorant of men, even an incredibly idiotic lie like this actually works?!
"Marguerite! I want to try the dwarf greeting too!"
"Me too! I want to touch a dwarf, and a man!"
"A mysterious greeting called Puff Puff! I want to try it too!"
"No, no! It's my turn next!"
"No fair! I'm gonna Puff Puff too!"
B-b-b-blergh?! Seriously?! I was currently facing an unprecedented state of emergency where a massive crowd of beautiful, busty women were waiting in line just to motorboat me, I say-eth, y'alllll!!"
"Hii, Puff Puff♡"
"Whoa?! Amazing! Your brea—ah, no, no! Your greeting! It's absolutely wonderful and full of heart!"
"Oh my, you're quite the flatterer."
"Me next! Puff Puff♡"
"Hehe! Your brea—greeting is also soft, firm, and absolutely marvelous."
"Ehehe? Getting praised makes me a little happy♪"
"Me too! Me too! Puff Puff♡ Puff Puff♡"
"Your greeting. no, screw it, your breasts!! Your breasts are amashing! I'm the happiest man in the world right now! Hehehehehe~!"
Without a single shred of embarrassment, every last one of them boldly exposed their breasts and sandwiched me in their cleavage.
What is this? Is this heaven? In a society where the concept of men isn't even recognized, girls can be this bold?!
"Puff Puff♡ Puff Puff♡"
"Hii, Puff Puff♡"
"I'll Puff Puff too~♡"
"Puff Puff♡ Puff Puff♡"
Whoa?! It's a Puff Puff festival! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Right, left, front, back, nothing but boobs! Shangri-La was right here all along!
And so, I continued to be endlessly Puff Puff'd by the girls, until—
"Guh. um. is it alright if I go change my pants real quick?"
Suddenly, my mind snapped back to absolute clarity.
"Eh? What's wrong all of a sudden?"
"Yeah, just a little something."
Yes. I won't say exactly what, but there was an accidental discharge.
The inside of my pants was completely soaked.
I ducked behind some cover and changed my underwear.
The hat I always wore had a small storage compartment built into it, where I kept my wallet, spare clothes, and other necessities.
With fresh bottoms on, I felt completely refreshed. I felt like I had achieved the enlightenment of a sage.
Phew. I think that's enough reward time for me. It's about time I actually teach them properly.
"Alright, the Puff Puff time is on a temporary intermission! Now it's time to teach you all about what you've been wondering. about dwarves, and about men! I'm going to be serious about this, so pay attention!"
"!!"
With expressions full of sheer curiosity, the girls immediately lined up in neat rows in front of me.
I somehow felt like a teacher at an all-girls school.
I was getting horny again. Calm down, me.
"From now on, you will address me as Teacher Line!"
"Yes, Teacher Line!"
"Excellent. Now then, first. I will teach you about dwarves. A dwarf, as the name implies, is a human with a very small body. Unlike regular humans, we have tails. That is all!"
"Eh? That's it?"
"That's it. We're just humans who are small. It's perfectly fine to think of us like that. By the way, in the outside world, besides dwarves, there are also giants."
"Giants?"
"Yep. As the name suggests, they are massive humans. They're even bigger than Aphelandra."
"Bigger than Aphelandra. That's amazing."
"Besides them, there are Fish-Men and Merfolk, humans with three joints in their arms, humans with incredibly long legs, humans with horns growing out of their heads. There are all sorts of tribes and humans out there in the world."
"Wow~, amazing! This is so educational! It's so interesting!"
I conducted my lesson while drawing pictures in the dirt with a stick. Despite how I look, I actually have quite a bit of artistic talent.
"Alright, next, I'll explain about 'men'."
"!! Gulp."
"As I explained earlier, there are many different tribes out there. Dwarves, giants, Fish-Men, Longlegs. and regular humans."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh."
"A wide variety of tribes. And within every single one of them, there are two distinct genders: male and female."
"Really?!"
The girls gave an incredibly massive reaction to something that was basic common sense even a child would know.
They really had grown up knowing absolutely nothing about men.
"Yes! Teacher Line!"
"Yes. Aphelandra-kun."
"I heard that all men carry a virus. Is that really true~?"
"Hm? No, that's not true at all. Regardless of whether you're a man or a woman, you only carry a virus when you catch a cold. Other than that, no."
"Really?!"
The girls instantly began murmuring among themselves. A virus. where did they even get that information?
"As for the difference between a man and a woman. basically, there isn't one!!"
"There isn't?!"
"Well, our physical builds are slightly different. Men tend to build rugged muscle easier and grow more body hair. Plus, their heads tend to go bald easier, and a lot of them are idiots."
"I see!"
"In contrast, girls. have breasts, plump rears, and are generally much softer. They smell nice, and a lot of them are naughty and perverted. Those are their characteristics."
"Mhm, mhm."
The girls listened to my lesson with deep interest, earnestly taking notes. Such studious enthusiasm was truly admirable.
"Even if our physical builds are different, as long as we're the same species, men and women are fundamentally the same creatures. That's why in the outside world, men and women generally live together, intermingling in the same society. In fact, this island, where there are only women, is the minority."
"Is that true?!"
The girls let out voices of sheer astonishment. From their perspective, that must have been a highly shocking truth~.
"By the way, there's one thing I've been wondering about."
"What is it, Teacher Line?"
"There are only women on this island, right?"
"That's right."
"Then, um. how are children, babies. born?"
It was a simple question I had been pondering ever since I learned the truth about Amazon Lily.
How exactly did the girls here reproduce? I doubt it, but don't tell me they're futana—
"Oh, that's simple. The girls who go out to the open sea will occasionally return with a baby in their belly. That's how the population of this island grows. It's quite mysterious, isn't it?"
Ah, thank goodness.
It seems there weren't any shocking, surprise twists where the girls actually had 'appendages', like that one angel character from a certain brothel reviewers manga.
"I see. In other words, the girls who went out to the open sea were doing 〇〇〇 with men out there!"
"〇〇〇?"
Hearing 〇〇〇, almost all of the girls tilted their heads in confusion.
Ah~. so they don't know about that either. Alright, this is where Teacher Line has to step up and teach them all about 〇〇〇 in thorough, excruciating detail.
I'm just teaching them basic, general knowledge, so this is absolutely not sexual harassment.
"Alright, assistant Marguerite-kun."
"Eh? Ah, yes."
"Strip!"
"Ehh."
Marguerite stared at me blankly.
"Don't 'Ehh' me. There is no 'Ehh'. You want to learn about 〇〇〇, don't you? Then strip."
"B-But. everyone's watching, it's a little embarrassing."
"This is for your education. There is absolutely zero reason to be embarrassed. Besides, learning about 〇〇〇 is the best, easiest opportunity to understand the difference between men and women. Everyone! You want to know, right?"
"We want to know~~!!"
"Alright! Then everyone! Give Marguerite the 'Strip' chant! Strip! Strip!"
"Strip! Strip!"
"Uuuuuuh."
Unable to withstand the peer pressure, Marguerite reluctantly began to take off her clothes.
Ooh, a half-naked girl is turning into a fully naked girl. How erotic~.
As a master of ripping off underwear, I had seen girls' naked bodies countless times before.
But this might be the first time I've ever witnessed a girl undress herself right in front of me of her own volition.
"Hmm, what a fine body."
"D-Don't stare so intently. Hurry up and teach us about 〇〇〇."
"Okay. Fine. 〇〇〇 is, in short. making babies. which is something a man and a woman do together!"
"Making babies??"
"Exactly. That is the greatest reason why two genders, male and female, exist in this world! A man cannot make a child by himself. And a woman, too, cannot make a child by herself. Neither man nor woman is a complete existence on their own. That is why a man and a woman. by joining those two together, they become the perfect, ultimate existence, capable of creating a child!! It is truly the mystery of biology!! That is what 〇〇〇 is!!"
"Ooooooh~!!"
Everyone raised their voices in awe at my magnificent lecture.
"Teacher~!"
"Yes, Sweet Pea-kun."
"To make a baby between a man and a woman, what exactly do you have to do?"
"A good question. That is exactly why I had Marguerite strip. Alright everyone, look right here."
I pointed to a specific part of the fully naked Marguerite.
"Yes, right here. The name of this part is called 凹凹凹."
"凹凹凹?"
"Yep. Does anyone know what this 凹凹凹 is used for?"
"It's a place to do △△△△, right?"
"Oh my~, saying △△△△ is so vulgar, Sweet Pea."
"Well, it certainly is a place to do △△△△. but this 凹凹 is also a 凹凹 meant to ■■■■ a man's 凸凸凸!"
"凸凸凸?"
"Exactly! That is the greatest difference between a man and a woman! Whether you have a 凸凸凸 right here, or a 凹凹凹. Ultimately speaking, that is the only real difference between the sexes!!"
I used my stick to draw a picture of a naked man and a naked woman in the dirt.
"Here. This is a naked girl. Marguerite and all of you have this too, right? 凹凹凹."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh."
"And this is a naked man. Men have 'this thing' here instead of a 凹凹凹."
"It kind of looks like a mushroom."
"Yeah, it does look like a mushroom. The name of this mushroom is 凸凸凸. This 凸凸凸 is the biggest reason why a man is a man."
"Do you have one too, Teacher Line?"
"I do. A magnificent one."
"Show us!"
"No way. That's embarrassing."
"You made me strip, though?!"
Marguerite hastily shot back a retort while hurriedly putting her panties back on, but I ignored her.
"A 凸凸凸 is usually limp and ✕✕✕✕, but by ●●-ing, it becomes ◇◇◇◇ and ◆◆!"
"Eeeeh?! No way~!"
"It's true! By becoming ◆◆, the 凸凸凸 can fit perfectly into the 凹凹凹 like puzzle pieces!"
"It, it fits in?! What do you do. after it fits in?"
"Once it fits in, it goes 〽〽〽〽 and 〒〒〒〒. Then the 凸凸凸 and 凹凹凹 will 〰️〰️ together, and gradually it feels ♡♡♡♡♡."
"It feels ♡♡♡♡♡?!"
"It does. It might be ▼▼ at first, but it gradually becomes ♡♡♡♡♡, and both the man and woman reach a ⊿⊿ state of ♧♧."
"A-And then?"
"When the ⊿⊿ gauge reaches MAX, a ♬♬♬♬♬♬ called ♩♩ is released from the man's 凸凸凸. When that §§s with the ♫♫♫♫♫♫ called ◎◎ deep inside the 凹凹凹, a baby is conceived inside the girl's belly."
"Ooooooh~!"
Everyone was listening to my story with heavy breathing. My own breathing was probably getting pretty heavy, too.
My Little Line was already completely energetic.
Ever since I reincarnated in this world, my stamina has been absolutely boundless. It's honestly kind of sad that I have absolutely no use for it right now.
"Then all the girls who went out to the open sea and came back pregnant were doing 〇〇〇 with men out there!"
"That's exactly right."
"They were ■■■■ a man's 凸凸凸 with their own 凹凹凹!"
"That's exactly right."
"There were some girls who said they didn't know any men. but those were lies!"
"That's exactly right."
Mhm, mhm. Teacher is very happy that you're all acquiring proper sexual education.
"Teacher! Teacher!"
"Yes. What is it?"
"I love babies!"
"Teacher loves them too."
"I'm glad. Then, Teacher."
"Hm?"
"Please do 〇〇〇 with me!"
"That's impossible!!!"
I flat-out refused her.
I absolutely couldn't cross that line. No matter what!!!
"Eeeh?!"
"Don't 'Eeeh' me!! Listen up?! Listen well!! I'll teach you the most important thing about 〇〇〇! That is. 〇〇〇 must only be done between a man and a woman who truly love each other!"
"Only between a man and a woman. who love each other?"
"That's right! There are some scumbags out there who will force themselves on someone and try to make babies through 〆〆〆, but you must drill it into your heads that doing such a thing makes them the lowest scum of the earth! It is precisely because two people mutually love each other and consent to it that 〇〇〇 becomes the most ♡♡♡♡♡ act of all! Right here! This will be on the test, so make sure you take notes!"
"U-Understood!" Scribble, scribble, scribble.
Phew~, that was a close call.
I almost accidentally mass-produced a bunch of absolute sluts.
While that would be erotic in its own right, I'm a staunch advocate for pure love. I could never allow unwanted pregnancies to happen.
"When you all eventually head out to the open sea, meet a man, and experience romance. that is when you will finally understand true 'love'. That pure, unadulterated emotion of wanting to make a baby with that specific person. And through that, a new life is born into this world. In other words, a child is the crystallization of love between a man and a woman who love each other."
"T-That's somehow really romantic♡"
"We just heard such an amazing story♡"
"How wonderful♡"
Were they perhaps fantasizing about their yet-unseen prince on a white horse? The majority of the girls were blushing dreamily.
Mhm, mhm. Teacher is happy it seems you all finally understand.
"Hey! By the way, Teacher Line."
"Hm?"
"Teacher Line. have you ever done 〇〇〇?"
"No."
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