"Major Kazama." I said saluting the vid screen. It had been a couple days since I lost my temper and obliterated a building.
"At ease special officer. Please give your report" Said the major
I put my hand down.
"Yes sir. As you are well aware I am as of now attending first high. The school has a discrimination issue, between those of course 1 and course 2 for the majority of the students. The Anti-magician terrorist group Blanche had infiltrated through brainwashing course 2 students whom were discontent with the discrimination. As a result the school could not publicly announce this for the damage it would cause to their reputation. Because of this I contacted the other 2 students whom are from families of the 10 master clans. As well as a member of the hundred families. Those students being Erika Chiba, Katsuto Jumonji, and Mayumi Saegusa. They had the authority to know about such matters that the general public would not. I gathered intel from my clan on the local cell and we mounted an assault against them." I reported looking slightly to my left. I saw Sakura eating something and staring like she was watching a Tv drama. Thankfully she was out of camera.
"Yes I've received reports on such. You did a good job mounting a preemptive strike. They were probably after your schools magic database afterall. However I do have to ask why you used such an excessive spell?" Said the major
"I have no one to blame but my own arrogance. I knew they didn't have any other magicians besides their leader. Because of this I thought it would be easy. However because I thought it was easy, I didn't check to see what kind of armaments they had. Kuro got hurt because of me, and I lost my temper. The rest you know. I apologize for use of excess force. I will contact my clan to provide the evidence I was unable to secure through the assault." I said accepting the fact I fucked up
"Indeed, it is well known amongst the unit how much you care for Special officer Zetsumei. The intel the Yotusba clan can provide will be helpful as well." He said
"I will send it to you." I said simply
"I also received one last report about a Miss Sakura Tohsaka being there is well." Said the major
'Oh boy I knew this was coming'
"The files we have on her say she's close to you. However, when we confronted anyone involved they had no idea who she was." Said the major
I sighed loudly and audibly as face palmed.
"Is something wrong?" He asked raising an eyebrow.
"Major is this call secure? No one listening in?" I asked
"Yes? The only people on this call are you and me." He said
"Okay I hope you have alcohol nearby. Because you might need some after this." I said tiredly as I looked at Sakura.
Sakura looked smug as always.
'Is it weird that I'm starting to think her being smug is cute.' I thought absentmindedly
The major just raised an eyebrow at me.
"How much do you understand about multiverse theory" I said ripping the band aid off.
Major Kazama immediately reached under his desk and pulled out a large bottle of sake. Yeah I don't blame him it's only gonn get worse from here.
"So it is as you probably thought Sakura Tohsaka is not a person from my past." I said while gesturing her to come on camera.
Sakura walked over and smiled for the camera.
(Insert BB channel from Fate/ccc)
The major was visibly startled by the music that was goin on in his office. As well as were we are
"Hi~ I'm BB-Chan everyone's favorite Ai Kouhai. But I'm going by Sakura Tohsaka right now because that is whom my form is based on." Said Sakura
The music stoped shortly after her introduction.
Major Kazama looked like he was about ask several questions. But he instead opted to take a swig from his large bottle of sake.
"Please explain?" he said visibly more distressed and confused.
"Okay a very very very long story short. BB, or Sakura as she wants to be known as now, is an AI admin of the moon in another universe. I know how absolutely insane this sounds. The moon in her universe, according to her, is a massive magic wish granting super computer left behind by ancient aliens. Again I am aware of how insane this sounds. She somehow ended up here blaming a man she called The Kaleidoscope. She is somehow still connected to the Moon, or Mooncell as it's known by her. But she can only use its calculation engine and search functions." I said major Kazama seemed to be coping with this absurd information very well atleast on the surface.
"I have a question. How does she have a body if she's and AI? Robotics are not that advanced and she can't be a hologram as she can touch you" He asked as Sakura was hugging me and I was trying very hard to ignore it. Damn they're right up against me.
"Oh I can answer that major sir but I have one small condition in doing so." Said Sakura excitedly.
He looked like he was about to object. But then he remembered all the stuff I said earlier and just nodded.
"Yay, my condition is I want to join your 101 Magic-equipped battalion." She said
He mulled it over in his mind for a minute. Questioning if he really wanted to know or not. In the end his curiosity won and he nodded
"Great, so magic in my world runs of different but similar means to yours however yours out much more emphasis on calculation than mine. So by using what information I had on one of what are called the 5 true magics, Heaven's feel. I was able to create a body for myself as a manifestation of my programming. For the record though I'm not using the heavens feel. As I can't us it. This is just a cheap imitation. And is only possible due to your worlds magic system and my digital nature." She said still clinging to me.
"That makes more sense than the previous statement. Although I'm not sure what this "Heaven's Feel" is." He said his face slightly red from drinking "I will contact you tw-three when I need you give my regards to Tatsuya was well." He said
"I will have a good evening major." I said
The rest of the night was uneventful I passed out shortly after the call with major Kazama. I really hope this is the last time i have to explain the mooncell. It probably won't though. Maybe I should just record the info and play it on my phone so I don't have to.
Authors note
Sorry for disappearing for a few days had a lot of college stuff happen. Ps fucking hate algebra why is it a mandatory subject when I'm an art major. I paint for Christ sake. I'm not going to need to ever use a formula that complicated. Anyway hope you all enjoyed cheaters will probably continue to be slowed down until the school competition arc as I plan to make up some filler stuff unless people want me to jump ahead to the school competition arc I just feel like I've done too many time skips already though.