Hey guys!
Genuinely, what the fuck is Resident Evil about? From what I know, some evil company called Umbrella somehow made zombies, werewolves, Magneto and hot vampires by something called a T-virus. What the fuck does this T-virus even do??
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Abilities are… Weird.
When I got back in the house after my little excursion, I studied my two new abilities after I gave Daki her takeout. Y'know, I would say that she's pretty cute while eating, but the fact that she's eating people definitely takes away from any sort of cuteness that she has.. No matter what my lower head tells me.
Anyway, I'm sitting on my couch right now trying to fiddle with my first new ability: Micro Hydrokinesis. When I replaced it with Shadow armor, it felt like something deep within my chest somehow got removed and replaced with a sense of a container, like a glass of water being poured into it.
Speaking of water, I went and poured myself a glass and sat it on my table to try and test my powers and it truly lived up to the name. Although I could lift up the water inside of the glass, I knew instinctively that I could only pick up about 6 or 7 (DON'TTHINKITDON'TSAYIT) glasses before I just can't control anything about it.
However, even if I truly couldn't control much of it, the control I had over the small amount was honestly spectacular. I made tiny little water wheels that I kept spinning while I floated them throughout the air, making complex shapes like prisms, cubes, hell, somehow I even made a mobius strip from it.
It was when I made the mobius strip that I had the best idea that I've ever had in a few weeks: what if I were to drink the water and control it in my body? I know for a fact that the human body is made up of like 90% water, so if I were to get a good handle on controlling this stuff in my body, could I puppet myself?
Why even stop there, blood is also made up of water, right? Could I pull a Choso and use flowing red scale and use blood manipulation? Could I bloodbend? I had to test it out, trying out blood manipulation first.
I grabbed a knife and cup from the kitchen, placed the cup down near the water while cutting my arm to let the blood flow into it. I took a deep breath as I focused on my blood in the half-filled cup.
It seemed like controlling blood was significantly harder than controlling just base water, probably due to the fact that there's a lot of stuff in there that just isn't water or is so viscerally different from the standard H2O composition of water.
With water, it was like moving another limb, like I was just moving around my comically small arm to go do something with the dexterity of my normal arm. With blood on the other hand, it was like being gay while trying to talk to your conservative, but loving father.
Weird example, but try to hear me out. It definitely took some time getting used to it and it was as if the blood actively resisted me at first, but over time, it eventually softened up to me and allowed me to control it.
It was tougher than water, but I managed to do the same things with blood, like making small wheels or even trying my hands in making stuff like spikes, however, I wanted to get into the real meat and potatoes and why I even got my blood out in the first place.
I went to my window, clasping my hands and sticking them out while I gathered blood at my fingertips. At first it was just a ball, but then I began to compress it as far as I could, continuously putting more and more pressure on it until it felt unstable at my fingertips.
When I finally finished, the blood ball was about the size of a dime, but it also seemed a little unstable as well. I finally decided on just saying "Screw it, we ball" and let the temu version of piercing blood rip.
Since I wasn't a horrible person, I aimed it up in the sky, the blood going so fast it seemed like a red comet. I really didn't think this through, I really hope nobody gets seriously hurt because I wanted to dick ride Choso.
***10 MILES AWAY***
"Sir, I still don't understand why we are doing this." A red-skinned imp in a suit and bowtie said to his taller, similarly dressed boss. They were both standing on a rooftop wearing horse costumes. "I also don't understand why I didn't need underwear for this. I feel so exposed."
"You aren't showing anything off anyway, Babydick, now listen up!" The taller imp said, reaching out and grabbing the bottom half of the other imp's costume and pulling it ."I made sure to custom order this shit extra stretchy so we can–"
SHINK
Out of nowhere, a beam of concentrated blood struck down, managing to narrowly miss any parts of the imps while only managing to cut off part of the pants of the horse costume, revealing the shorter imps private parts.
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"GODAMNIT, I CAN'T CALL YOU BABYDICK ANYMORE!"
"SIR, WE HAVE MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN THAT!"
***BACK TO JAMES***
Eh, it's probably fine. Ticket, did I kill someone with that offbrand piercing blood?
I got my answer very fast, as the ticket emerged from the roof and fell down into my hair.
I'm one HELLUVA BOSS, aren't I ;)
What're you talking about, dude?
1x Silver Ticket: Make Blitzo genuinely respect Moxxie
Who are these people and was that really worth a silver ticket?
Trust me when I say this: YES
Whatever man, go ahead and roll.
[Bitch Breaker]
|Uncommon Trait|
Sometimes all a bad attitude needs is a good fucking, you are an expert at correcting attitudes through sex correction.
Huh, neat I guess. I was never really a sex-haver back in my original life, hell, I'm not ashamed to say I was a virgin. To me at least, sex has to be the most intimate act you can do with somebody else, allowing you and the other person to see and feel each other at each other's most vulnerable… I can't think of something that comes even close in terms of showing romantic affection.
To be honest, I think that's why I studied the human body and porn in my previous life. If I ever met the one, someone who I'd like to indulge with just as they'd indulge in me, I want to know how to please them fully for the grace of having me see their body fully exposed.
I honestly thought my first time would be with…
Nevermind, let me try to play with Crystal Caeser for right now.
Sorry James, it takes an hour to swap abilities.
What the hell, why? I swapped out my shadow armor with micro hydrokinesis just fine, why does swapping this with CC longer? Also, can I only have 1 ability for life?
Answering your questions in order, the first one was a freebie and you get an extra ability slot ever 5 abilities.
Tch, ripoff.
Whatever, I guess I'll go do something else. I walk away from the window, closing it and falling back onto the couch near Daki who's currently on her knees while facing the wall. "Daki… You know that you don't have to kneel and…Do whatever you're doing. C'mon, sit on the couch and watch some TV with me."
"A-a-are you sure, master?" She asked. Damnit, now she's just calling me master instead of James. I suppose it's better than "my lord", but still man. If God exists here, he'd probably smite me down even ignoring the fact that I am literally in Hell for my subordinate using his name in vain.
"Of course I'm sure, you can even pick a movie we can watch together." I say, as Daki nervously gets on the couch and sits next to me with perfect posture as I turn on the TV. "We can even put on some popcorn too and–"
"Master, if I'm not speaking out of turn…When can I go out?" Her question surprised me, not only due to the fact that she wants to go out but because she actually had the guts to question me.
Don't get me wrong, I don't really care but one look at her can see that she's shaking like a leaf in the wind asking me a single question. Damn, Muzan really messed this girl up, huh? "You can leave whenever you want to Daki, you're a grown woman." I say, smiling at her a bit.
"Master truly is beautiful…" She mumbled under her breath.
"What'd you say?"
"I-I-I mean that Master's…Hope for me is very beautiful." She said, looking away from me. Well isn't that sweet, huh?
"Do you wish to leave now, Daki?"
"N-no, I want to watch a movie with master… How about that one?" She asked, pointing at the movie Lolita.
"...Fuck no!"
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THE END!
It's not a good chapter if it isn't released at an extraordinarily stupid time!
Also, one thing that I've learned on my time on Webnovel, my old stomping grounds is that a lot of people are just straight up homophobic on there. I distinctly remember reading some random slop cultivation novel on there and and when the other male lead acted just a little bit feminine, some dudes in the comments straight up called him a faggot.
The dude wasn't even gay, it wasn't even a BL either. From what I remember it was a harem fic!
Ok Bbbbbyyyyyeeee!