I woke the next morning ,as was the new usual since a week ago. next to a nude Kuro. We didn't do anything way too tired. I woke up and I saw BB standing in our room looking at me she was drying her hair. Which meant everything else was on display. She just looked me dead in the eye with a smug look
"Like what you see senpai~?" She asked in a sultry tone.
I just stared in her eyes deadpanned
"Really? Try harder. It's to early for this." I said
She pouted not getting the reaction she wanted. She snapped her fingers and her own First high uniform appeared on her
"I'll wait for you two in the living room." she said noticing Kuro waking up
"Yeah, yeah I know, and you keep you chaos to minimum. I know I wouldn't be able to stop you completely so there is no point telling you that." I said as she walked I way
"I'll think about it senpai~" she shouted back in response
Her response made me think.
'even though I don't like that little shit Jun from the 100 families. If BB starts harassing him not even the gods could help him. There are two possibilities both end with annoying BB to various degrees. Although I call him a simp he's a failure at that too as he eventually gave up on Miyuki. I don't rember the whole reason just that he fell in love some girl from the No Head Dragon Triad. So basically possibly one is he pisses her off to a lesser degree by annoying me. The more severe one is if he tries to simp for her. BB is very spiteful, vindictive, and sadistic. And now that she can crush some one into a meat cube I really wouldn't want to deal with that.' I thought.
"Mmhm mornin Ryu." Said Kuro as she glowed on to me still have asleep.
"Kuro it's time to get up and get dressed we gotta get going soon." I said pulling out of her grasp. Although I wish I didn't have to.
We got dressed and found BB in the living room who decided to inform us to just call her Sakura so the changing of names wouldn't be confusing. I made breakfast because if Kuro does it will end up as 9 pieces of bacon and one piece of toast. I'm not going to go buy 3 packs of bacon a week. Just because she loves bacon. I one bacon too but even I know that's too much in one sitting. If it were up to her it would be everyday and every meal. Sakura joined us saying she doesn't have to eat but it is a novel experience.
Nothing really happened on the way to school although I think I saw the temple were Tatsuya is training in ninjutsu.
'he's probably gonna have questions about Sakura not looking forward to that because how smart he is. Wait I can just say mother sent her which isn't a lie and mother is aware of her. Hehehe' I laughed internally…
'Sorry mother, but if I don't tatsuya might be maliciously pranked to death.' I thought in prayer.
Should be noted that I was kinda religious in this life. As in as far as people knew I belived in the Shinto gods and traditions. Hard not to believe in gods when a god inadvertently tells you all gods and religions are real before reincarnating you. Why Shinto well I was born here in Japan and it was the easiest to get info on. Not of that the others were hard either though. I was pulled from my thoughts when I felt some one staring at me.
It was Tatsuya and Miyuki.
"Yo Tatsuya, Miyuki" I said approaching them since if I didn't they would probably approach me. I don't doubt for a second Tatsuya was monitoring me in someway. He would want answers about who Sakura was. He's kinda like Batman in the way he knows so much. I wouldn't be suprised if he knew my weaknesses, as well as Kuro and his friend's weaknesses.
"Who is this?" Miyuki said looking at Sakura. Shocked at how well endowed she was for a girl who was shorter than her.
"Miyuki-Chan its impolite to stare~" said Sakura teasingly
Miyuki was instantly flustered by that. Tatsuya looked at me demanding answers as he had no clue who this was and was not happy about how familiar she was acting with them.
"Her name is Sakura Tohsaka" I said simultaneously I signaled to him 'not here' in military code we both knew. He nodded as we boarded the tram after Miyuki calmed down. Kuro was in her own little world muttering something about meat this whole conversation.
'Sakura must have whispered her something when I wasn't paying attention.' I thought
We sat on opposite sides of the same car there was no one else in it aside from us when I noticed that Sakura was looking at me once again demanding praise.
'Your lucky your cute.' I thought.
"Heheheheh." She giggled
Miyuki was perplexed that Kuro didn't do anything to stop me.
I think Tatsuya was using his elemental sight to see what was going on.
"Okay Tatsuya the short form answer of who this is mother sent her to me. I have a longer more detailed answer but I'm wouldn't be able to tell you everything and you'd probably think I'm crazy" " I said laying it out on the table.
He sighed
"Tell me what you can and I'll give you the benefit of the doubt she already not normal." He said.
"Oh? what did you see before i start if might ask?" I asked.
"Everyone in the eidos appear as white silhouette with to exceptions that I've now encountered the first being you. You appear as a statically white blob that shifts unnaturally although I believe this to be caused by you "magic resistance". He said
"That's a reasonable assumption I wouldn't know myself I don't have that ability after all." I said
"The second case is her she's still a silhouette butt she's a bright pinkish purple for some reason." Said Tatsuya.
"Oh that? I did that white is so not my color. So i tinkered with it to make it a different color." Said Sakura.
If Tatsuya ever had a look of being caught of guard or confused that was the look on his face right now.
I face palmed.
"Okay this is gonna be difficult. So Tatsuya how much do you know about the Multiverse theory?" I asked
He looked very confused for him as if asking what that had to do with anything.
"Fuck it, I'm not explaining multiverse and mooncell nonsense. BB just do your intro." I said thinking it was too early to have to deal with this. Then again that was any time was too early.
(Insert BB Chanel music)
Tatsuya started looking around in confusion. Miyuki was visibly started by the sudden techno music playing. I noticed a sadistic grin flash on Sakura's face before vanishing. She then got up and started moving withe exaggerated
"Hiiiii~ BB channellllu~ I'm the number one adorable and everyone's favorite sixth dimensional Ai Kouhai and Admin of the Mooncell BB-Chan, but you two can call me Sakura. Tatsuya-kun~. Miyuki-Chan~" She said while doing an over the top cutesy pose. Tatsuya and Miyuki had no words.
The music stopped shortly after.
"We're in your "dog room" aren't we?" I asked.
"Oh? How observant senpai to bad theirs no prize for being right." She said
energetically
We waited a good five minutes before they came back to their senses.
I don't know what they were expecting but it sure as hell wasn't what Sakura was going to throw them
"For the record mother is already aware of her existence." I said my voice even toned. Oh god I'm already starting to get used to her nonsense.
"Is she really an AI? Asked Tatsuya.
"Let me answer your question with a question. You know how the principle of our magic is essentially coding reality if it was a computer right?"
"Correct." Tatsuya said
So the extremely abridge version of who BB or Sakura as she wants to be called is this. The multiverse is real BB is not from this reality she comes from a timeline where the Moon is a Giant wish granting magic 6th dimensional quantum super computer that can predict the future left behind by ancient aliens called the Mooncell. You still with me Tatsuya I know how absurd this sounds.
"I understood the words individually but when I put them all together it sounds like absurd nonsense." He said
"You should get used to that when Sakura is involved." I said deadpanned
She looked smug and proud of the fact that explaining her origins is such a headache.
"For reasons I cannot disclose Sakura has ended up here in our world and she is still connected the giant moon computer too although she can't access all its functions but the two thing she can access is the moons search function and its calculation engine. Sakura is the main AI administrator of the Mooncell within the Mooncell she is essentially a god because it is a realm of information. I know this isn't much of a comfort but she won't mess with you unless you piss her off. And just so you know she'd just come back if you destroyed her." I said
Tatsuya understood what I what I was implying and was disturbed by it. We sat in silence for the rest of the ride
Brief Tatsuya -pov- before end of chapter
This can't be real it sound like nonsense but it's so absurd and that thing is right in front of me so it hard to deny it. An AI that is both extremely powerful and inately magical in nature. Because of how magic works she was able to create herself a physical body I don't dare to think what other absurd things she could do.
I just have to believe Ryu and not antagonize her.
Author section
Ryu-senpai used the psychic type move! briefly try explaining Mooncell lore on Tatsuya it's super effective Tatsuya is now confused.
… I'm stuck Sharing this space with you now aren't I
You already know the answer to that
Yeah I do. Also I'll try to do that thing you asked. But no promises.